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[Felipe 058]

solazz wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

Well, technically all males are only half a chromosome pair away from being female, and even less than that considering how little info is actual on the Y as compared to the X.

Edit: I'm not implying anything, mind you, just making a point.

*puts on best Sean Connery voice*

It's too late, the damage has been done.

Oh well, I tried 

[solazz]

Felipe 058 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

solazz wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
As long as it's remotely female, i'm up for it.

Looks at Felipe 058's profile.
Gender:Male

Eeeeeehhhhhhh...

 Note to self, Quarians aren't all female.

I think the fact that my name is FELIPE should've tipped you off 

It's all in good fun.  No harm done.

[sergio71785]

Lord_Moose wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Tali: Hey Shepard?

Shepard: Yes Tali?

Tali: I don't suppose we have some extra resources? I need about 100,000 units of Iridium and Platinum...

Shepard: Whoa, One hundred THOUSAND units of Iridium and platinum? I'm sorry Tali, we just don't have that. What could you possibly need those resources for anyway?

Tali: Oh...it's okay, I understand. I was just wondering, because I found these plans on the extranet for a continuous  sterilization unit for your cabin that would let me be out of my suit and--

Shepard: EDI! START SCANNING EVERY PLANET IN THE SYSTEM. Launch every probe we have! LAUNCH PROBES EVERYWHERE! NOW!

...
*rips off his own shirt* This outa be worth 1-2 platinium...
Hmmm... There's some Volus that owe me some favors, i might be able to get a lot out of those derilic ships that we leave about. If they left the turian patrol wreakage in that one place, the mule, those fighters... HELL, I'll restart that mine where we found those fighters, and that Bloodpack mine with the heavy fog and giant bugs.
I'm sure i can grab some Vorcha do to it >:3

EDI: Shepard, we are out of Probes.

Shepard: Prep the ****ing shuttle! I'll pry that iridium from the ground with my bare hands!

[Felipe 058]

MMA7FF wrote...
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im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

[MMA7FF]

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...
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im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

hey i just think va jay jay is funny.
and im not the one asking other guys to scan my anus... twice!

[Felipe 058]

solazz wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

solazz wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
As long as it's remotely female, i'm up for it.

Looks at Felipe 058's profile.
Gender:Male

Eeeeeehhhhhhh...

 Note to self, Quarians aren't all female.

I think the fact that my name is FELIPE should've tipped you off 

It's all in good fun.  No harm done.

I was actually going to use the ":P" smilie to indicate jest, but it looked dumb, and still does.

[solazz]

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...
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im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

When I was ten, they were called privates.  We didn't get to va jay jay's and donks till we were 12.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

MarineBorn wrote...

Someone post the hitler talimancer vid agian that thing was....was....was just 100% epic!

Sounds interesting on many different levels... Wait a minute... is it from Downfall?... 

[Felipe 058]

MMA7FF wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...
....
im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

hey i just think va jay jay is funny.
and im not the one asking other guys to scan my anus... twice!

I was quoting Shepard! Just without the quotation marks...

[MMA7FF]

MarineBorn wrote...

Someone post the hitler talimancer vid agian that thing was....was....was just 100% epic!

dis one?

[GMR25]

So... Any females around here?

[chool77]

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...
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im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

.. i got mine before work..  *exhale*   ....and todays was great lol

[MMA7FF]

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...
....
im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

hey i just think va jay jay is funny.
and im not the one asking other guys to scan my anus... twice!

I was quoting Shepard! Just without the quotation marks...

haha but you failed my friend... lol

[sergio71785]

solazz wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Several pages ago I mentioned I was encoding a 10 minute video of the Shepard/Tali cuddle looping, at 1080p, to upload unto Youtube.
Just got 7 minutes left. I think it might be a tad bit superfluous, but I figure Tali's worth it. 

Several pages ago, I said something like:

Is it unnecessary? Yes.
Is it overboard? Yes.
Is it totally worth it? Frak yes.

MAKE IT BE DONE NOW.

Oh, I had missed that.

Anyway, it's done! Unfortunately, now I got almost 900MB worth of video to upload to Youtube, not to mention Youtube has to process it too. So it'll be a while. 

[solazz]

MMA7FF wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...
....
im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

hey i just think va jay jay is funny.
and im not the one asking other guys to scan my anus... twice!

I was quoting Shepard! Just without the quotation marks...

haha but you failed my friend... lol

We all failed.  We were doing so well, being on topic for once.  And then I threw you all off with one simple, innocent gesture about the planet Uranus.  I'll take the blame for this one, guys.

[ipro_carltron]

sergio71785 wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Tali: Hey Shepard?

Shepard: Yes Tali?

Tali: I don't suppose we have some extra resources? I need about 100,000 units of Iridium and Platinum...

Shepard: Whoa, One hundred THOUSAND units of Iridium and platinum? I'm sorry Tali, we just don't have that. What could you possibly need those resources for anyway?

Tali: Oh...it's okay, I understand. I was just wondering, because I found these plans on the extranet for a continuous  sterilization unit for your cabin that would let me be out of my suit and--

Shepard: EDI! START SCANNING EVERY PLANET IN THE SYSTEM. Launch every probe we have! LAUNCH PROBES EVERYWHERE! NOW!

...
*rips off his own shirt* This outa be worth 1-2 platinium...
Hmmm... There's some Volus that owe me some favors, i might be able to get a lot out of those derilic ships that we leave about. If they left the turian patrol wreakage in that one place, the mule, those fighters... HELL, I'll restart that mine where we found those fighters, and that Bloodpack mine with the heavy fog and giant bugs.
I'm sure i can grab some Vorcha do to it >:3

EDI: Shepard, we are out of Probes.

Shepard: Prep the ****ing shuttle! I'll pry that iridium from the ground with my bare hands!

stands on the table...
Shep: Hey TIM, hows it going... look ima need to ask you for a favor. I know i blew up your base and verbally kicked you in the balls... but we can be civilized right??

[wolfstanus]

I take it I missed a awkward bromance moment...

[solazz]

sergio71785 wrote...

solazz wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Several pages ago I mentioned I was encoding a 10 minute video of the Shepard/Tali cuddle looping, at 1080p, to upload unto Youtube.
Just got 7 minutes left. I think it might be a tad bit superfluous, but I figure Tali's worth it. 

Several pages ago, I said something like:

Is it unnecessary? Yes.
Is it overboard? Yes.
Is it totally worth it? Frak yes.

MAKE IT BE DONE NOW.

Oh, I had missed that.

Anyway, it's done! Unfortunately, now I got almost 900MB worth of video to upload to Youtube, not to mention Youtube has to process it too. So it'll be a while. 

Do your upload quickly, Mr. Sergio.  Captain's orders.

[MMA7FF]

solazz wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...
....
im gonna go have sex with my girlfriend now..... ya kno... a girl..... Like Tali..... with a va jay jay.... not a donk...

What are you, ten? They're called vaginas and penises.

hey i just think va jay jay is funny.
and im not the one asking other guys to scan my anus... twice!

I was quoting Shepard! Just without the quotation marks...

haha but you failed my friend... lol

We all failed.  We were doing so well, being on topic for once.  And then I threw you all off with one simple, innocent gesture about the planet Uranus.  I'll take the blame for this one, guys.

solazz i hear by revoke your spectre status..
Im sorry I had to do that..

[solazz]

MMA7FF wrote...

solazz i hear by revoke your spectre status..
Im sorry I had to do that..

Wow, I didn't know I was a SPECTRE.
Well, it was an honor to unkowingly serve the galaxy while I was a SPECTRE.

[videowiz186]

videowiz186 wrote...

videowiz186 wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion!

Have completed Part 16 of Salvation or Destruction!

Read and comment!

Warning. Have to be strong willed to read.

Here is link.

Again. Carry over.

Once more.

[MMA7FF]

wolfstanus wrote...

I take it I missed a awkward bromance moment...

no awkward bromance just awkward gay moment for 3 of our patrons...
something about probing uranus than it went on to probing someones anus and 3 guys were interested in probing another mans anus... but its ok i alrady revoked said persons spectre status...