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[DrakeforBake]

sergio71785 wrote...

If I were a Quarian returning from my pilgrimage...

Captain: "Welcome home, Ser'Gio nar Badass. What gift do you bring from your pilgrimage?"

Me: "Duct tape. I bring a large crate of Duct tape."

Captain: "Duct tape? What's is that?"

Me: "It's a human invention. I discovered it on my pilgrimage. Trust me, it's going to blow your ****ing mind" 

And that's how a Quarian became an admiral immediately after their pilgrimage! :blink:

[rayremy]

chool77 wrote...

ok i got another one
(where would you guys be with out me)


3.......2......1......go

you and tali are at a log cabin having a great time, it starts to snow out side so you cozy up next to the fire place with tali, you think to yourself if things keep going this way tonight you will get lucky for sure, she is looking really great tonight so much so that she went out and bought a new environment suit just for tonight,
but tali gets up to use the restroom while in there you here a small knock at the door

you go to see what it is, its a man with his son,
you can tell they are down on there luck, he tells you that there car broke down and they need a place to stay for the night , the tow truck will be there in the morning

you think to your self..... i do have a shed out in the back with a few old blankets


what do you do.....??

Invite them in for the night, it would suck but it would be the right thing to do. <_<

[Scalpels]

Have I missed anything?

[FlashedMyDrive]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

FlashedMyDrive wrote...

Tali is rad

Was wondering where you were...

Been on the last 40 pages.

[trashmonk]

DrakeforBake wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

trashmonk wrote...
In Tali's case? DAT ASS and DEM HIPS are just so epic that anything that gets near them just wants to cling to them.

Most epic quote in the last 200 pages.

So you're saying that I'm not selecting Tali for my squad but rather gravity of "dem hipz"(we have yet to dismiss this claim) itself warped my controller's cursor over her portrait. Works for me!

Easier than accepting I have a problem. :huh:<_<

Loving Tali too much is not a problem. It is mankind's GENETIC DESTINY.

[FlashedMyDrive]

Scalpels wrote...

Have I missed anything?

Fighting
Tali
2k
2012

[Goat_Shepard]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

argh!

Quickly, someone draw a picture of Pirate Tali!

lol wanted a post on 2012 but knows that I type too slow. I want a Pirate Tali picture now too! HERE HERE! ARG!

[A Blind Bandit]

[rayremy]

Somebody1003 wrote...

FlashedMyDrive wrote...

Tali is rad

Tali is cool

Tali is Tali, nuff said.

[DrakeforBake]

Somebody1003 wrote...

FlashedMyDrive wrote...

Tali is rad

Tali is cool

Tali is love <3

[FlashedMyDrive]

Did you guys notice that tali's name backwards is ilat?

[vykvyper1]

I'm back! That means artwork!

hey look it's Shepard's two best friends^_^:



and this is... kinda Tali related... I guess... it's funny

[FlashedMyDrive]

DrakeforBake wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

FlashedMyDrive wrote...

Tali is rad

Tali is cool

Tali is love <3

Tali is hot

[sergio71785]

DrakeforBake wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

If I were a Quarian returning from my pilgrimage...

Captain: "Welcome home, Ser'Gio nar Badass. What gift do you bring from your pilgrimage?"

Me: "Duct tape. I bring a large crate of Duct tape."

Captain: "Duct tape? What's is that?"

Me: "It's a human invention. I discovered it on my pilgrimage. Trust me, it's going to blow your ****ing mind" 

And that's how a Quarian became an admiral immediately after their pilgrimage! :blink:

Yeah that's totally how Tali's dad became an Admiral. 

In fact, his pilgrimage probably took place shortly after when humans were discovered.

[trashmonk]

FlashedMyDrive wrote...

trashmonk wrote...

No, no sir. We're talking about an entirely new physical force, outside of gravity, electromagnetics, and the small and great forces that are active on the atomic and subatomic levels ... we're talking about ... TALI EFFECT.

The Ass effect?

Secret true meaning to the title of this trilogy.