137512 réponses à ce sujet

[HipHop402]

sergio71785 wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

 Was deceived by Fist

Nearly captured by Saren

Rescued by Shepard

mhm and 2 years later F*cked by Shepard  isn't life great?

No, made love to by Shepard. Not the same thing. <3

Yea huge difference NORMALLY! and normally i would say made love but i mean c'mon you seen how Tali jumped his bones right? there was no way that exchange went gently lol im pretty sure she rode his man meat like a cowboy at a rodeo lol xD <_<

Modifié par HipHop402, 08 mars 2010 - 08:02 .

[MMA7FF]

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: Shepard i don't understand are you ok?
Shepard: this hasn't ever happened to me before idk what's wrong
Tali: here let me try maybe i can help
Shepard: no no its ok i got it.. its just that.. its been two years ya know?
Tali: mhm gotcha.. I waited two years i can wait two more minutes ;]

I dont get it lol

[Pauravi]

sergio71785 wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...
mhm and 2 years later F*cked by Shepard  isn't life great?

No, made love to by Shepard. Not the same thing. <3

I once saw a t-shirt that says:
"Making Love: Something my girlfriend does while I'm f**king her"

I laughed for half an hour!

[HipHop402]

Pauravi wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...
mhm and 2 years later F*cked by Shepard  isn't life great?

No, made love to by Shepard. Not the same thing. <3

I once saw a t-shirt that says:
"Making Love: Something my girlfriend does while I'm f**king her"

I laughed for half an hour!

L M F A O!!! DUDE YOU JUST MADE MY DAY!

[javierabegazo]

*adds recent Haikus and turns computer off*

[HipHop402]

MMA7FF wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: Shepard i don't understand are you ok?
Shepard: this hasn't ever happened to me before idk what's wrong
Tali: here let me try maybe i can help
Shepard: no no its ok i got it.. its just that.. its been two years ya know?
Tali: mhm gotcha.. I waited two years i can wait two more minutes ;]

I dont get it lol

*Spoiler Alert* He's having a problem getting an erection. no not really a spoiler tho lol you would have figured as much eventually 

[sergio71785]

MMA7FF wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: Shepard i don't understand are you ok?
Shepard: this hasn't ever happened to me before idk what's wrong
Tali: here let me try maybe i can help
Shepard: no no its ok i got it.. its just that.. its been two years ya know?
Tali: mhm gotcha.. I waited two years i can wait two more minutes ;]

I dont get it lol

Shepard's, uh, Normandy can't achieve FTL travel. 

[Azint]

HipHop402 wrote...
 
Yea huge difference NORMALLY! and normally i would say made love but i mean c'mon you seen how Tali jumped his bones right? there was no way that exchange went gently lol im pretty sure she rode his man meat like a cowboy at a rodeo lol xD <_<

[sergio71785]

javierabegazo wrote...

*adds recent Haikus and turns computer off*

Thanks again, goodnight

[cannedcream]

Pauravi wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...
mhm and 2 years later F*cked by Shepard  isn't life great?

No, made love to by Shepard. Not the same thing. <3

I once saw a t-shirt that says:
"Making Love: Something my girlfriend does while I'm f**king her"

I laughed for half an hour!

The man that wears that shirt. . .does not have a girlfriend. 

[HipHop402]

sergio71785 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: Shepard i don't understand are you ok?
Shepard: this hasn't ever happened to me before idk what's wrong
Tali: here let me try maybe i can help
Shepard: no no its ok i got it.. its just that.. its been two years ya know?
Tali: mhm gotcha.. I waited two years i can wait two more minutes ;]

I dont get it lol

Shepard's, uh, Normandy can't achieve FTL travel. 

Lol im ashamed to admit you are much better with wordings that I 

[MMA7FF]

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel

than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

[chool77]

hey guys ... whats up

[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

javierabegazo wrote...

*adds recent Haikus and turns computer off*

Thanks again, goodnight

Agreed.

Keelah si'lai.

[HipHop402]

chool77 wrote...

hey guys ... whats up

nothing just being a weird individual 

[Azint]

sergio71785 wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: Shepard i don't understand are you ok?
Shepard: this hasn't ever happened to me before idk what's wrong
Tali: here let me try maybe i can help
Shepard: no no its ok i got it.. its just that.. its been two years ya know?
Tali: mhm gotcha.. I waited two years i can wait two more minutes ;]

I dont get it lol

Shepard's, uh, Normandy can't achieve FTL travel. 

My only thought;

How?

[Salakayin]

A sigh in the night

A time of gentle thinking

A wish to be seen

[cannedcream]

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Shepard just needs a visit from Smiling Bob and then he'll be ready to hit allllllllll the Mass Relays allllll night long.

Warning: See a doctor if your faster then light travel lasts more then four hours.

[Alphyn]

2055 pages.

Hot damn.

[Pauravi]

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

[HipHop402]

cannedcream wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Shepard just needs a visit from Smiling Bob and then he'll be ready to hit allllllllll the Mass Relays allllll night long.

Warning: See a doctor if your faster then light travel lasts more then four hours.

Failing to do so may result in system failure, or critical discharge. 

[Azint]

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

Her first intimate experience? Doubtful.

[sergio71785]

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Man, with Tali around, I'm pretty sure Shepard would've experienced the opposite problem.

His, uh, Normandy ejected its drive core too early. 

Modifié par sergio71785, 08 mars 2010 - 08:14 .

[Alphyn]

Pauravi wrote...
Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

No excuse! I mean, sure, Shepard saved the galaxy from almost certain destruction, but I consider that void if he can't use FTL.