137512 réponses à ce sujet

[Pauravi]

Azint wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

Her first intimate experience? Doubtful.

With a human?  Likely.
Besides, she isn't the one in question, Shepard is, and it is certainly Shepard's first experience with a Quarian!

[HipHop402]

Azint wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

Her first intimate experience? Doubtful.

HEY THEMS FIGHTING WORDS! No one calls my Tali a.. Aherm.. you know. and gets away with it. *unholsters gun and holds hand at my hip*

[sergio71785]

Azint wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

Her first intimate experience? Doubtful.

Yeah, realistically, no matter what he did her mind would be blown. Hell, he could basically just cuddle with her out of her suit and she'd be in ecstacy. 

[sergio71785]

You guys are misreading Azint's line (It's okay, I did too). He's saying, Shepard wouldn't be nervous with Tali on her first intimate experience, not that it's not tali's first intimate experience.

[MMA7FF]

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.

shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl

Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

[HipHop402]

sergio71785 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

Her first intimate experience? Doubtful.

Yeah, realistically, no matter what he did her mind would be blown. Hell, he could basically just cuddle with her out of her suit and she'd be in ecstacy. 

Its true.. skin feels good on skin and we can all pretty much assume she has had very little of that lol. imagine eating candy for the first time 

[Azint]

HipHop402 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

Her first intimate experience? Doubtful.

HEY THEMS FIGHTING WORDS! No one calls my Tali a.. Aherm.. you know. and gets away with it. *unholsters gun and holds hand at my hip*

Oh I see how you inerpretated that wrong.

I meant I don't think she'll be very judgemental of 'ahem'  first conctact.

[chool77]

MMA7FF wrote...

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.
shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl
Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

****ing true that

Modifié par chool77, 08 mars 2010 - 08:19 .

[Pauravi]

MMA7FF wrote...

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.
shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl
Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

Really?  I can't say I've ever been terribly concerned.
In fact, implying that it is possible for someone to be "used goods", like they're a car or something, seems rather insensitive.

[HipHop402]

Azint wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

oh uh yea haha if he cant... uh like sergio said achieve FTL travel
than your shep has FAILED as a man!!

Give him a break, he was nervous!  He's never done it with a Quarian, he doesn't know what to do!  They didn't teach him that in sex ed!  He's afraid Tali will be disappointed, and then he will be sad!

Her first intimate experience? Doubtful.

HEY THEMS FIGHTING WORDS! No one calls my Tali a.. Aherm.. you know. and gets away with it. *unholsters gun and holds hand at my hip*

Oh I see how you inerpretated that wrong.

I meant I don't think she'll be very judgemental of 'ahem'  first conctact.

*holsters gun* oh ok -.-'

[chool77]

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

[Pauravi]

Grr, the standard form isn't working properly... Lets see.
Okay, as a fun alternative to haikus in case you can't think of any, I present: Talimericks!
I'll start off with a couple, just to get your imagination jogging. I'm sure others can do much better.
They aren't as strict on syllables, but they do enforce a rhyme scheme. Also, they're often dirty
As an example, here is one I came up with earlier:

Tali'Zorah was once called nar Rayya.
till Shepard helped her fulfill her desires.
Although her Commander did fall,
he came out from under his pall,
and now to his bed she aspires.

.. and a new one:

Tali's backside and hips cause more wood
than any other Quarian could.
Shepard isn't immune,
so he asked her to spoon;
and she pounced like he knew she would.
Have fun

Modifié par Pauravi, 08 mars 2010 - 08:23 .

[Azint]

MMA7FF wrote...

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.
shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl
Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

I remember talking to my friends about my in-game romances. I told them that I pursued Liara then Tali. One of my friends quipped "Oh, I see you're into aliens."

My rebuttal "Maybe I'm just into virgins."

That did sound crass.

[MMA7FF]

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.
shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl
Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

Really?  I can't say I've ever been terribly concerned.
In fact, implying that it is possible for someone to be "used goods", like they're a car or something, seems rather insensitive.

Um I never said that.
Im saying its sad when you meet a girl and shes been with ALOT of people, it doesnt show much self control and it greatly takes away from intimacy with certain parties, Im not saying I wouldnt give said girl a chance but it deff at least for me makes me feel different about sex with them, idk. not really into girls that have "been around"

[HipHop402]

Azint wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.
shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl
Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

I remember talking to my friends about my in-game romances. I told them that I pursued Liara then Tali. One of my friends quipped "Oh, I see you're into aliens."

My rebuttal "Maybe I'm just into virgins."

That did sound crass.

Lmfao but truthful. I mean cmon Liara looked like she had never gotten laid in all her years xD or for that matter let her hair down ^.^ 

[cannedcream]

Pauravi wrote...

Grr, the standard form isn't working properly... Lets see.
Okay, as a fun alternative to haikus in case you can't think of any, I present: Talimericks!
I'll start off with a couple, just to get your imagination jogging. I'm sure others can do much better.
They aren't as strict on syllables, but they do enforce a rhyme scheme. Also, they're often dirty
As an example, here is one I came up with earlier:

Tali'Zorah was once called nar Rayya.
till Shepard helped her fulfill her desires.
Although her Commander did fall,
he came out from under his pall,
and now to his bed she aspires.

.. and a new one:

Tali's backside and hips cause more wood
than any other Quarian could.
Shepard isn't immune,
so he asked her to spoon;
and she pounced like he knew she would.
Have fun

I facepalmed, but I also laughed, so. . .I don't know how to respond to this.

[Pauravi]

MMA7FF wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.
shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl
Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

Really?  I can't say I've ever been terribly concerned.
In fact, implying that it is possible for someone to be "used goods", like they're a car or something, seems rather insensitive.

Um I never said that.

Not explicitly, but by using the term "un-used" it kind of implies it.

Im saying its sad when you meet a girl and shes been with ALOT of people, it doesnt show much self control and it greatly takes away from intimacy with certain parties, Im not saying I wouldnt give said girl a chance but it deff at least for me makes me feel different about sex with them, idk. not really into girls that have "been around"

I understand what you're saying.  For myself I've never found it to make much of a difference who they were, only who they are now.  If it is something that is behind them -- they were wild in college or something -- then it doesn't much matter to me.  Also, since the same stigma doesn't apply to men who sleep with a lot of women, it seems unfair to judge them on it.

[sergio71785]

It was a little akward when Parasini kissed Shepard's cheek on Illium. And then when Shiala flirted with him.


Tali was right there. 

[cannedcream]

HipHop402 wrote...

Azint wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

Ahhh another reason I love Tali.
shes a completely clean and "un-used" sweet heart of a girl
Its alwasy sad when you meet a girl and shes been with an excessive number of guys....

I remember talking to my friends about my in-game romances. I told them that I pursued Liara then Tali. One of my friends quipped "Oh, I see you're into aliens."

My rebuttal "Maybe I'm just into virgins."

That did sound crass.

Lmfao but truthful. I mean cmon Liara looked like she had never gotten laid in all her years xD or for that matter let her hair down ^.^ 

Well 'tentacles' in Liara's case. . .

[HipHop402]

Lol girls that have been around the block came back had dinner and a nap then went to that new club downtown and tried every "Dinner" option on the menu, plus shots and come all the way back home only to pass out on the door step xD..

yea i knew a girl like that once..

[Pauravi]

cannedcream wrote...

I facepalmed, but I also laughed, so. . .

That's generally how it is with limericks

[Azint]

sergio71785 wrote...

It was a little akward when Parasini kissed Shepard's cheek on Illium. And then when Shiala flirted with him.


Tali was right there. 

Same, that's probably why she's so nervous. Poor girl.

[HipHop402]

sergio71785 wrote...

It was a little akward when Parasini kissed Shepard's cheek on Illium. And then when Shiala flirted with him.


Tali was right there. 

That whole Liara kiss was even more awkward lol xD i mean they really got into it