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[HipHop402]

Liara: Oh My God Ashley look at her butt

Liara: It is so big! She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.

Liara: who understands those rap guys? they only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

Liara: I mean her but is just so big! i can't believe ...

Tali: *Decks Liara in the face*

[Pauravi]

Salakayin wrote...

I happen to be reading over them. They're good, and what I'd expect from limericks. A combination of laughing and facepalm.

Lol, glad they're being enjoyed
Poetry isn't usually my thing.

[UFOash]

HipHop402 wrote...

Liara: Oh My God Ashley look at her butt
Liara: It is so big! She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
Liara: who understands those rap guys? they only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
Liara: I mean her but is just so big! i can't believe ...
Tali: *Decks Liara in the face*

Why can't they all just get along!!!!!!!!

...In a hot tub, preferably

[Sleepicub09]

UFOash wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Liara: Oh My God Ashley look at her butt
Liara: It is so big! She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
Liara: who understands those rap guys? they only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
Liara: I mean her but is just so big! i can't believe ...
Tali: *Decks Liara in the face*

Why can't they all just get along!!!!!!!!

...In a hot tub, preferably

agree'd

[spartan117 lbg]

I guess bioware got tired of shutting down our threads because this one has officially reached god status at 2000 pages long.

[HipHop402]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

UFOash wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Liara: Oh My God Ashley look at her butt
Liara: It is so big! She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends.
Liara: who understands those rap guys? they only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
Liara: I mean her but is just so big! i can't believe ...
Tali: *Decks Liara in the face*

Why can't they all just get along!!!!!!!!

...In a hot tub, preferably 

agree'd

Better ideal, how about a wet t-shirt contest. Tali <33

Modifié par HipHop402, 08 mars 2010 - 11:48 .

[UFOash]

antilles333 wrote...

I hope we can do something like this again in Mass Effect 3.

I've caught Mordin twice now!!!
It was kinda cool the first time when I didn't know it was coming but the second time I wanted to catch Tali !

[wolfstanus]

UFOash wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

I hope we can do something like this again in Mass Effect 3.

I've caught Mordin twice now!!!
It was kinda cool the first time when I didn't know it was coming but the second time I wanted to catch Tali !

Its better when you catch Tali then she atches you.

[UFOash]

antilles333 wrote...

She has to b your second pick.

She was .

[HipHop402]

What do you think the next game title will read? This title was ME2 Fight for the lost. Im guessing the next one will read ME3 Return of the reapers.

[wolfstanus]

Rakia_Time wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

She has to b your second pick.

i'm sure she was my first pick and she was the one to fall

I don't think it matters if your LI is in your party. I had her as ither first or second and still ended up doing the epic save.

[UFOash]

antilles333 wrote...

I can't believe I typed b....

lol it might not of been as bad if you'd made it a capital

[Scy Lancer]

HipHop402 wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Shepard: *Pulls up in a vintage cadillac convertible classic with Tali on the hood and the top down*
Shepard: *Hits switches and turns on some Sir Mixalot*
Tali: *Hold knees and dances on the hood shaking gold chains and ass*
Mordin: *Dances and points with a hand full of gold rings and a mouth full of grillz*
Miranda: *Break dances in front of the car on a cardboard box while jacob cheers from the side*

Legion doing the robot.
Thane pouring a 40 for his Drell homies
Garrus rollin down the window pullin out his gat takin out some punk ass Shep Faker Hatters

ELL EMM EFF AOOO OOHH!! LAFFING SOO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

Joker: Riden in the cady here in Illium, merc punk ass's shep be kickin em. Tali with the shotie, exo suit wearin hottie, she be blastin em. Little Geth B*tch's be runnin fo cover, when Shep comes out he's the bad ass geth hunter. Garrus one F*cked up turrian. got shot in the face, mercinaries he be hurtin em.
Mordin: Yo Yo Yo. Here on the normandy Im the Salarian. 50 year old scientist yea but rimes I can still kick them. Worked on the genophage to staralize some Krogans, busted a cap in my student cuz he didn't learn a thing I tought him. I walk tall in the slums. Open up a clinic. Taken out vorcha cuz man they be trippin. They call me Doc cus I'm the mad meddic, shootin collecters bullets flyin  reacon havoc. Sure I got an over active mebabolisom, but b*tchis be lovin this stone cold killer thriller Salarion.
Jack: Please every one knows I'm the bad ass B*tch. If your were in an air duct I'd flip the f*ckin switch. Send your ass to space. Take your p*ssy ass out of my way. Take a look in my face think I give a Sh*t? Keep it in your pants boys or you'll be losing it. Biotic b*tch taken you out, leaving your screamin leavin you to shout. Got tattoos markin my kills at least the good ones. Keep yapin your mouth you'll be the next one.

[UFOash]

Can we stop with the Gansta ME please?

[HipHop402]

antilles333 wrote...

What's with the hip hop...?

I beg your pardon? -_-"

[wolfstanus]

HipHop402 wrote...

What do you think the next game title will read? This title was ME2 Fight for the lost. Im guessing the next one will read ME3 Return of the reapers.

sounds to much like starwars...

[Sleepicub09]

why would you guys want to pick her secondly