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[timedrake32]

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: You eyeing me up? Because if this is just about sex, maybe you should just F**cking say so.
Shepard: I'd be lying if i said no. You're different.
Tali: Figured. People always want something. Well, what, right now then? xD

hmmmmmm... can't really say i like it but:huh:....... funny:D

[Scy Lancer]

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: You eyeing me up? Because if this is just about sex, maybe you should just F**cking say so.
Shepard: I'd be lying if i said no. You're different.
Tali: Figured. People always want something. Well, what, right now then? xD

50 minutes later....
Shepard: I think we just wrecked the engien room.
Tali: Aint my ship. You fix it.

[UFOash]

[CrAzyManMike]

Rakia_Time wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

I liked Tali for obvious reasons. some people said they liked her but not her fragile nature. I have a serious question. If they put another quarian in the recruit lineup for ME3 with sexy badass curves a awesome suit and more aggressive attitude "Shotgun" and more confident personality. would anyone prefer her to Tali? o.O

I won't like her more than Tali but i'd still like her, i'd love to see Jack in a quarian body 

I think they should make reegar recruitable and LI just so the fem. shep's jave some quarian love to go around:P

[Scy Lancer]

UFOash wrote...

....Are we being invaded? Asian Invasion?

[HipHop402]

Scy Lancer wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: You eyeing me up? Because if this is just about sex, maybe you should just F**cking say so.
Shepard: I'd be lying if i said no. You're different.
Tali: Figured. People always want something. Well, what, right now then? xD

50 minutes later....
Shepard: I think we just wrecked the engien room.
Tali: Aint my ship. You fix it.

Lmao ... 
Taking your mom out to lunch for mother's day 80 dollars.
Buying your girlfriend the perfect anniversary gift 200 dollars.
Having sexual relationships with Tali in the engine room and wrecking everything......

PRICELESS! 

[UFOash]

Scy Lancer wrote...

UFOash wrote...

....Are we being invaded? Asian Invasion?

Maybe...

[Pauravi]

I'm can't make funny haikus, and I don't like free-form poetry, so I'm continuing with the facepalm-inducing Talimericks.



Tali'Zorah's on top of love's tower;

Shepard must make her feel empowered.

Even though it could kill her,

when he finally drills her,

she's still eager to let him deflower!

[HipHop402]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Rakia_Time wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

I liked Tali for obvious reasons. some people said they liked her but not her fragile nature. I have a serious question. If they put another quarian in the recruit lineup for ME3 with sexy badass curves a awesome suit and more aggressive attitude "Shotgun" and more confident personality. would anyone prefer her to Tali? o.O

I won't like her more than Tali but i'd still like her, i'd love to see Jack in a quarian body 

I think they should make reegar recruitable and LI just so the fem. shep's jave some quarian love to go around:P

Omg that is an awesome ideal. i can imagine reegar now. 
Shepard: Reegar you can stop calling me m'am now we've had sex
Reegar: I'll try and work on that m'am xD

[Scy Lancer]

HipHop402 wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Tali: You eyeing me up? Because if this is just about sex, maybe you should just F**cking say so.
Shepard: I'd be lying if i said no. You're different.
Tali: Figured. People always want something. Well, what, right now then? xD

50 minutes later....
Shepard: I think we just wrecked the engien room.
Tali: Aint my ship. You fix it.

Lmao ... 
Taking your mom out to lunch for mother's day 80 dollars.
Buying your girlfriend the perfect anniversary gift 200 dollars.
Having sexual relationships with Tali in the engine room and wrecking everything......

PRICELESS! 

lol I dof my hat to you sir.
Me and the rest of the guys at P&B Productions will have a laugh at that later today.

[RevanKun123]

UFOash wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

....Are we being invaded? Asian Invasion?

Maybe...

You don't like the asian?

[Thundertactics]

Holy batman!
This thread got stickied?
High fives all around!

[Scy Lancer]

Pauravi wrote...

I'm can't make funny haikus, and I don't like free-form poetry, so I'm continuing with the facepalm-inducing Talimericks.

Tali'Zorah's on top of love's tower;
Shepard must make her feel empowered.
Even though it could kill her,
when he finally drills her,
she's still eager to let him deflower!

....It's sexy.... yet kinda freaky at the same time.

[UFOash]

RevanKun123 wrote...

UFOash wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

....Are we being invaded? Asian Invasion?

Maybe...

You don't like the asian?

Never said it was a bad thing.

[Rich_Tysoe]

Limericks > Haikus.



There once was a human called Shepard,

Concerned that "relations" could jeopard-

ise his girl and the mission,

But gave into submission

When she pounced like a Quarian leopard.

[Scy Lancer]

RevanKun123 wrote...

UFOash wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

....Are we being invaded? Asian Invasion?

Maybe...

You don't like the asian?

Na I like asians. The giant flags just kinda threw me.

[UFOash]

[CrAzyManMike]

HipHop402 wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Rakia_Time wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

I liked Tali for obvious reasons. some people said they liked her but not her fragile nature. I have a serious question. If they put another quarian in the recruit lineup for ME3 with sexy badass curves a awesome suit and more aggressive attitude "Shotgun" and more confident personality. would anyone prefer her to Tali? o.O

I won't like her more than Tali but i'd still like her, i'd love to see Jack in a quarian body 

I think they should make reegar recruitable and LI just so the fem. shep's jave some quarian love to go around:P

Omg that is an awesome ideal. i can imagine reegar now. 
Shepard: Reegar you can stop calling me m'am now we've had sex
Reegar: I'll try and work on that m'am xD

Haha sweet Jesus that would bring up some interesting conversations...hmm

[CrAzyManMike]

Rich_Tysoe wrote...

Limericks > Haikus.

There once was a human called Shepard,
Concerned that "relations" could jeopard-
ise his girl and the mission,
But gave into submission
When she pounced like a Quarian leopard.

A wild Shepard appears...
Tali uses Quarian Pounce.

It's super effective...

Shepard fainted..

[tvai]

Awesome! A stickied thread of occasional Tali support filled in with tons of spam and off-topic posts.

[UFOash]

tvai wrote...

Awesome! A stickied thread of occasional Tali support filled in with tons of spam and off-topic posts.

Yay?

[Salakayin]

So...the random posting of flags is just a tad bit off-topic, eh? Let's try to keep it relatively on-topic, mate. Onward with the Tali stuff, whether they be Talimericks or what have you!

[RevanKun123]

Rakia_Time wrote...

tvai wrote...

Awesome! A stickied thread of occasional Tali support filled in with tons of spam and off-topic posts.

Thats the reason this thread is so fun 

And insane, and obscene, and persistent, and....

[Pauravi]

Yay more limericks Talimericks!



In ME1 Tali watched from afar,

as Shepard chased Saren 'tween stars.

Now her hormones are ragin',

and she's finally facin'

the fact she wants Shepard to be grabbin her arse!