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[Daskworx]

sergio71785 wrote...

Sounds like an excuse for me to repost this!

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 --Shepard and Tali in elementary school--

Lil Tali: Miss Chakwas, Shepard is making fun of me again!

Lil Shepard: That's because you've got cooties!

Lil Tali: You dummy, I can't get cooties in my suit!

Miss Chakwas: Shepard, leave Tali alone!

Lil Shepard: Yes Miss Chakwas... <_<

Miss Chakwas: Don't feel bad Tali. Usually when little boys tease girls, it's because they like them.

Lil Shepard: Ewwww, no! Girls are stupid! 

Lil Tali: You're the stupid one, you bosh'tet! 

Miss Chakwas: Tali'Zorah nar Rayya, do not use that language in my class room! Go to the corner, you've got time out!

Lil Tali: Why you...this is your fault, Shepard! I hate you! *Tali storms to the corner and sits with her arms crossed*

--Later on that day during recess--

Lil Saren: Hey you, Quarian, give me your lunch credits!

Lil Tali: What? No! Leave me alone!

Lil Saren: I said give me them! *Saren pushes Tali down* 

*Shepard comes riding in on Joker's wheelchair*

Lil Shepard: Hey, leave her alone you jerk! 

*Shepard pushes Saren, causing him to fall and scrape his knee scales*

Lil Saren: You stupid...I'll show you! *Sniffle* You just wait! *Saren runs off* 

*Shepard helps Tali up*

Lil Tali: Thank you...Shepard...

Lil Shepard: Yeah...hey...I'm sorry about earlier. Y'know, for getting you into trouble...

Lil Tali: It's okay.... I'm sorry too, for calling you that bad word...

Lil Shepard: You know, you're not so bad. For a girl, I mean

*Tali giggles and playfully pushes Shepard*

Sounds like an excuse for me to quote this

[Raniall]

rayremy wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

REMEMBER PICTURE: People who post **** to ****** us off only get stronger the more you attack and barb them. Rule 19 of the internet: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

So leave these Berserkers be and DON'T reply to them

*pic*

Well, if that thing were coming towards me I wouldn't ignore it.
(Bob!  Wheres my shotgun!?)

Go for the optics!

[chool77]

alright every one post your fav pic of tali



i want to see them all mohahaha

[timedrake32]

antilles333 wrote...

Don't reply to them at all, Timedrake!!

i toke it out ok

[Raniall]

W00T! Page 2100



Onto 2161. Why 2161?



Because that was the year Tali was born. 2161! 2161!

[Kusy]

Raniall wrote...

rayremy wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

REMEMBER PICTURE: People who post **** to ****** us off only get stronger the more you attack and barb them. Rule 19 of the internet: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

So leave these Berserkers be and DON'T reply to them

*pic*

Well, if that thing were coming towards me I wouldn't ignore it.
(Bob!  Wheres my shotgun!?)

Go for the optics!

That's how a troll should actualy look... not those ****** from WoW.

[timedrake32]

yes 2100

[Felipe 058]

It's the twenty second century, b*tches!

[tvai]

Congrats on 2100. We never would have gotten there without me posting Tubby Talis. You can thank me, now.

[timedrake32]

Raniall wrote...

W00T! Page 2100

Onto 2161. Why 2161?

Because that was the year Tali was born. 2161! 2161!

yes that are next marker ahahahhh

[sergio71785]

antilles333 wrote...
While the whole premise of them as kids is adorable.

All I got from this story is that Joker is somewhere crawling. In pain.

Nah, he's sitting on some bench. It was his idea for Shepard to take his wheel chair when they saw Saren bullying Tali! 

Felipe 058 wrote...
I actually saw Joker in the wheelchair and Shepard riding on the back, like a shopping cart.

That's actually exactly what I wrote at first, but I ended up writing joker out of it because I didn't want him to have dialog while Tali and Shepard apologized to each other, etc, and it seemed weird for him not to talk.

But I do acknowledge that it's a better, and funnier, image for Shepard to ride on the back like a shopping cart. Perhaps I'll write a v2.0 of that story and specify that. I'll have Joker wheel away after Saren's "defeat" or something. :happy:

Modifié par sergio71785, 08 mars 2010 - 07:54 .

[chool77]

Raniall wrote...

W00T! Page 2100

Onto 2161. Why 2161?

Because that was the year Tali was born. 2161! 2161!

o my gosh


i must get to 2161

[Axnollouse]

Time for a bit of shameless self promotion!

First part of my Insanity guide for Achievement Hunter is now up here (the site version went fullscreen for some reason).

Next part should be up tomorrow around the time the second episode of the podcast should be up on this site

[Joekababazae]

tvai wrote...

Congrats on 2100. We never would have gotten there without me posting Tubby Talis. You can thank me, now.

thank you

[Kusy]

tvai wrote...

Congrats on 2100. We never would have gotten there without me posting Tubby Talis. You can thank me, now.

You do realise that it's the post count per page not post lenght that matters? You could have posted a single word and it would help as much as those abominations.

[tvai]

chool77 wrote...

alright every one post your fav pic of tali

i want to see them all mohahaha

You shouldn't have....Okay, I won't, for now....

[Axnollouse]

Oh and my shamelesness made it to 2100 sick!

[timedrake32]

tvai wrote...

Congrats on 2100. We never would have gotten there without me posting Tubby Talis. You can thank me, now.

*pulls out a shotgun and points at tvai* i think you should start running.....

[tvai]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

tvai wrote...

Congrats on 2100. We never would have gotten there without me posting Tubby Talis. You can thank me, now.

You do realise that it's the post count per page not post lenght that matters? You could have posted a single word and it would help as much as those abominations.

Tubby Talis are the exception to that.

[SpatFieya]

Oh, the reaper went down to Rannoch..

[rayremy]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

Raniall wrote...

rayremy wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

REMEMBER PICTURE: People who post **** to ****** us off only get stronger the more you attack and barb them. Rule 19 of the internet: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

So leave these Berserkers be and DON'T reply to them

*pic*

Well, if that thing were coming towards me I wouldn't ignore it.
(Bob!  Wheres my shotgun!?)

Go for the optics!

That's how a troll should actualy look... not those ****** from WoW.

I loled at the optics reference.

It looks more like a pissed of ork to me.  Still wouldn't go near it, I wouldnt want to be shorter by a head.