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[CrAzyManMike]

alickar wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

alickar wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Scalpels wrote...
Auntie Raan: "SHEPARD. TALI. If I may have a word."

You know, I think she may actually approve. 

Shep:I did not do her i swear to god!!!!!
Auntie Raan: i wasnt about to ask that
 
Shep:what were u going to ask me then?

Auntie Rann: I was going to tell you that im happy you and tali are together
Shep:oh

Shepard: Well in that case lemme quick ask you something, do you know anything about a Quarian Pounce?
Auntie Raan: No what do you mean?
Shepard: Nvm :innocent:

Rann: What do you want me to show you one?

Shepard:wtf O_O never thought id hear tht from you
Tali: i did not expect tht either

Shepard: Well since others want to get in on this...XEN! GET OVER HERE!

[chool77]

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

alickar wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Scalpels wrote...
Auntie Raan: "SHEPARD. TALI. If I may have a word."

You know, I think she may actually approve. 

Shep:I did not do her i swear to god!!!!!
Auntie Raan: i wasnt about to ask that
 
Shep:what were u going to ask me then?

Auntie Rann: I was going to tell you that im happy you and tali are together
Shep:oh

Shepard: Well in that case lemme quick ask you something, do you know anything about a Quarian Pounce?
Auntie Raan: No what do you mean?
Shepard: Nvm

Rann: What do you want me to show you one?

rann: ssshhhh that is legend......

[FenixPendragon]

Scalpels wrote...

alickar wrote...

Tali: *blushes*

Helmet conceals. Hand wringing though...

How do they tell each other apart...can’t be the suit appearance (17 million permutations). The suits must broadcast id or else they wait for the voice.

[AventuroLegendary]

isn't shepard 31?

[Geth Knight]

MarineBorn wrote...

Geth Knight wrote...

chool77 wrote...

it would be really cool if others would be able to comment on shep and tali going out


... think of the possibilities!!

Reporter you can punch (Cant remember her name): Commander Shepard, there are rumors that you are romantically involved with a quarian, of all species. What do you have to say about these alligations?

Is that a conversation, or does she say that as you walk by?

Neither. Just would be an intresting bit for ME3. Then you can punch her again.

[HipHop402]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

isn't shepard 31?

mhm and tali is like 24. o.O

[knight5923]

MarineBorn wrote...

Sky Shadowing wrote...

Omg you're right. EDI was RIIIGHT there...after Tali holds your hands and stuff, I'll bet EDI was like "aww". I wish it was like DA:O where the other squaddies had convos, especially convos about who you were currently with. Donnelly heckling you about Tali would have been so awesome.

Tali: Shepard, EDI's right there!

Shepard: It's okay, I WANT her to watch!

Tali:.........................................................

Anyone know what just happened?......

I'm not entirely certain

.................. but I am a little turned on;) lol

[AventuroLegendary]

HipHop402 wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

isn't shepard 31?

mhm and tali is like 24. o.O

Odyseus was 35 whil penelope was 18, big deal

[CrAzyManMike]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

isn't shepard 31?

Would the two years he spent dead count for his total age?

[HipHop402]

Is Quarian life expectancy the same as humans or shorter/longer?

[Auzden]

exelsis wrote...

Auzden wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Sky Shadowing wrote...

Omg you're right. EDI was RIIIGHT there...after Tali holds your hands and stuff, I'll bet EDI was like "aww". I wish it was like DA:O where the other squaddies had convos, especially convos about who you were currently with. Donnelly heckling you about Tali would have been so awesome.

Tali: Shepard, EDI's right there!

Shepard: It's okay, I WANT her to watch!

Tali:.........................................................

Anyone know what just happened?......

did tali and shepard get it on and then go to sleep right there?

there was no sleeping.

hmm all i know is something with shepard going to town and then idk after that

[sergio71785]

Auntie Raan with Tali in private (No, there's no humor in here, unfortunately, don't expect a punch line!)

Raan: Tali...I know you have and Shepard have feelings for each other. I've lived many years, I can tell these things.

Tali: It's...true, Auntie Raan. I've...shown him my face...and, well, uh you know... 

Raan: Well...I understand, Tali. It's a little strange for me, for half my life humans seemingly didn't even exist in the galaxy. But I can tell he is a good man. You have my blessing, Tali. Keelah'Selai.

Tali. Thank you, Auntie Raan. It means a lot to hear that. But tell me, when did you begin to suspect we had feelings for each other?

Raan: With you, Tali, the moment you returned from your pilgrimage. The way you'd talk about him, how expressive your body language was as you told your stories about your time on his crew. I was able to tell he had feelings for you, too.

Tali: You did? How...when?

Raan: During your trial, Tali. When he gave your defense speech. Those words wouldn't have come out with that much passion, if there wasn't any passion for you. It was obvious to me he had feelings for you.

Tali: You mean to tell me you knew that he had feelings for me, before I did?

Raan: Yes, child.

----

Hey wait a minute, I intended for there to be humor in there somewhere. I failed. This had no purpose!

Modifié par sergio71785, 09 mars 2010 - 02:14 .

[FenixPendragon]

HipHop402 wrote...

Is Quarian life expectancy the same as humans or shorter/longer?

Seems like it is similar to humans but there is always the immune system issue.

[Scalpels]

Geth Knight wrote...

chool77 wrote...

it would be really cool if others would be able to comment on shep and tali going out


... think of the possibilities!!

Reporter you can punch (Cant remember her name): Commander Shepard, there are rumors that you are romantically involved with a quarian, of all species. What do you have to say about these alligations?

Paragon Shepard: "I am Commander Shepard and Tali is my favorite girl in the galaxy."
Paragade Shepard: "My personal life is my own business."
Renegade Shepard: ":: FALCON PUNCH! ::"

[Goat_Shepard]

Imagine if Shepard had taken Tali's mask off and they weren't sitting on his bed?



Tali: *Quarian Pounce*

Shepard: *smashes into bookshelf, desk, lamps are broken*

Shepard comms Joker: We're gunna have to wait a little while on that Omega 4 relay jump...I need uh, rest and recooperation, for the mission, in fact everyone take the day off".

Joker: But the crew..

Shepard:I CAN'T WALK!



lol sry I'll go play games now I'm good at that.

[AventuroLegendary]

MarineBorn wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Is Quarian life expectancy the same as humans or shorter/longer?

Bout the same, and shep is not the much older then tali. Look at my other post.

Hes 7 years older!!! That's nothing compared to Odysseus' relationship in the oddysey...

[Kusy]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Mr.Kusy wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Mr.Kusy wrote...


YOU CAN FIND IT HERE RIGHT NOW

Oooohh Shiny!

Now I need to buy Mass Effect 2 for the PC...

Sorry... if I could make it for Xchest - I would.

I clicked the download link...said project had no files?

should be fixed now.

[chool77]

MarineBorn wrote...

chool77 wrote...

CrAzyManMike wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

alickar wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Scalpels wrote...
Auntie Raan: "SHEPARD. TALI. If I may have a word."

You know, I think she may actually approve. 

Shep:I did not do her i swear to god!!!!!
Auntie Raan: i wasnt about to ask that
 
Shep:what were u going to ask me then?

Auntie Rann: I was going to tell you that im happy you and tali are together
Shep:oh

Shepard: Well in that case lemme quick ask you something, do you know anything about a Quarian Pounce?
Auntie Raan: No what do you mean?
Shepard: Nvm

Rann: What do you want me to show you one?

rann: ssshhhh that is legend......

OMFG I LUAGHED SO ****ING HARD!!!..I pictured some old women whispering and stuff HAHAHAH!!!!!

thank you my friend .. im glad some one liked it:wizard:

[CrAzyManMike]

MarineBorn wrote...

HipHop402 wrote...

Is Quarian life expectancy the same as humans or shorter/longer?

Bout the same, and shep is not the much older then tali. Look at my other post.

I'm still curious at to whether or not we should count the two years shepard spent dead towards his age..