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[Azint]

sergio71785 wrote...

And then we'll hug Tali in the shade. 

http://fc04.devianta..._by_Kundagi.jpg

Orly?

[chool77]

ok it looks like you guys need another question



3.......2.......1......go



hahah ok its mass effect 3 your kicking ass and taking names,

you, tali and who ever you want are on the last reaper that just wont die for some reason?



you just got done over loading the core, as its last act to kill as many people as possible it will ram into the citadel killing every one.



you have to pick stay on and pilot the ship away .. or get off and let every one die



(for those that stay on)



you decide to stay on the reaper pilot the ship away from the citadel



tali says she dose not want to leave you there and will die with you

the only way to convince to get of is a renegade option

where you tell her she has never meant any thing to or have her be dragged away by who ever you brought with you on the ship however this will take longer and they not might make it bakc to the ship in time but you don't know for sure, either way she watches you die





(for those that got off) *tehe i made a funny*





how would you explain to tali what you did was right

[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

Collider wrote...

At our current rate, the Tali threads will in total have over 1 million posts by next year.

Our posts will blot out the sun. 

And then we'll hug Tali in the shade. 

Sounds like a good plan to me.

[Flashy91]

congratz on 2200 pages AND 55000 posts!

[SpatFieya]

So I got bored and watched mordins hilarious sex advice for Tali vid on youtube. I noticed he said "Erogenous zone over views". At first I was like "Huh, I think I know what that means.. *searches dictionary*"

Pretty much mordin sent you diagrams of Tali's G spot.

Damnit mordin's pro bro.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 09 mars 2010 - 08:13 .

[chool77]

SpatFieya wrote...

So I got bored and watched mordins hilarious sex advice for Tali vid on youtube. I noticed he said "Erogenous zone over views". At first I was like "Huh, I think I know what that means.. *searches dictionary*"

Pretty much mordin scent you diagrams of Tali's G spot.

Damnit mordin's pro, bro.

i giggled when i saw that

[sergio71785]

SpatFieya wrote...

So I got bored and watched mordins hilarious sex advice for Tali vid on youtube. I noticed he said "Erogenous zone over views". At first I was like "Huh, I think I know what that means.. *searches dictionary*"

Pretty much mordin sent you diagrams of Tali's G spot.

Damnit mordin's pro bro.

Haha 

Fortunately for Shepard, and Tali, it's nigh impossible for Shepard to not blow her mind.

[SpatFieya]

sergio71785 wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

So I got bored and watched mordins hilarious sex advice for Tali vid on youtube. I noticed he said "Erogenous zone over views". At first I was like "Huh, I think I know what that means.. *searches dictionary*"

Pretty much mordin sent you diagrams of Tali's G spot.

Damnit mordin's pro bro.

Haha 

Fortunately for Shepard, and Tali, it's nigh impossible for Shepard to not blow her mind.

blow her mind.

wow my mind went to the gutter on that one.

[cannedcream]

chool77 wrote...
321 question

How many damn times do I have to save the citadel, anyway.


I would stay on the ship to pilot it away, but (and maybe this makes me a bad person) I would let Tali stay. Of course I would try and convince her to leave, but if she really did refuse then. . .well, I really can't think of a better way to go.

[julian08]

Collider wrote...

At our current rate, the Tali threads will in total have over 1 million posts by next year.

That's scary. At some point, this thread will be so large that it becomes sentient and will try to enslave mankind because... that's just what AIs DO. And then every human being will be forced to write Tali-fanfic or draw Tali-fanart, and people who are creative retards like me will be turned into nourishing paste
I hope BW can at least finish ME3 before that happens

[chool77]

cannedcream wrote...

chool77 wrote...
321 question

How many damn times do I have to save the citadel, anyway.


I would stay on the ship to pilot it away, but (and maybe this makes me a bad person) I would let Tali stay. Of course I would try and convince her to leave, but if she really did refuse then. . .well, I really can't think of a better way to go.

... hmmm did not really put that in there as a  option .. but stilll....good man:wizard:

[Jakegnosis]

Good lord, 2200 pages! 

Keep up the fine, fine work, you beautiful lunatics.

Now back to teeth-grinding anxiety/studying for exams.

[NuclearBuddha]

chool77 wrote...

ok it looks like you guys need another question

3.......2.......1......go
*snip*

Jump ship.

Sorry, Shep deserves a little happiness for everything he's done.  He can't do anything else for the galaxy if he's dead, either.

[chool77]

Rakia_Time wrote...

chool77 wrote...

ok it looks like you guys need another question

3.......2.......1......go

*snip*

I'll let them die, but i'm still trying to think of a better reason than my hate for the turian councilor and Udina, sorry but i can't think so early in the morning

hwo would you tell tali that it was the right thing to do... i mean you just killed alot of people?

[chool77]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

chool77 wrote...

ok it looks like you guys need another question

3.......2.......1......go
*snip*

Jump ship.

Sorry, Shep deserves a little happiness for everything he's done.  He can't do anything else for the galaxy if he's dead, either.

how would you explain it to tali

[cannedcream]

SpatFieya wrote...

So I got bored and watched mordins hilarious sex advice for Tali vid on youtube. I noticed he said "Erogenous zone over views". At first I was like "Huh, I think I know what that means.. *searches dictionary*"

Pretty much mordin sent you diagrams of Tali's G spot.

Damnit mordin's pro bro.

So, it's like a surprise sex-ed class. . .that wouldn't be at all uncomfortable. . .

[NuclearBuddha]

chool77 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

chool77 wrote...

ok it looks like you guys need another question

3.......2.......1......go
*snip*

Jump ship.

Sorry, Shep deserves a little happiness for everything he's done.  He can't do anything else for the galaxy if he's dead, either.

how would you explain it to tali

I just did.  I'd feel terrible, but Shep's already died for the galaxy once. 

[cannedcream]

julian08 wrote...

Collider wrote...

At our current rate, the Tali threads will in total have over 1 million posts by next year.

That's scary. At some point, this thread will be so large that it becomes sentient and will try to enslave mankind because... that's just what AIs DO. And then every human being will be forced to write Tali-fanfic or draw Tali-fanart, and people who are creative retards like me will be turned into nourishing paste
I hope BW can at least finish ME3 before that happens

"This is all Gay Warden's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day writing about Tali because he activated the Overlord."

[chool77]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

chool77 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

chool77 wrote...

ok it looks like you guys need another question

3.......2.......1......go
*snip*

Jump ship.

Sorry, Shep deserves a little happiness for everything he's done.  He can't do anything else for the galaxy if he's dead, either.

how would you explain it to tali

I just did.  I'd feel terrible, but Shep's already died for the galaxy once. 

tali: im so glad your safe shep... but every time i think about all of those women, men and children..... i just dont know:crying:

[SpatFieya]

cannedcream wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

So I got bored and watched mordins hilarious sex advice for Tali vid on youtube. I noticed he said "Erogenous zone over views". At first I was like "Huh, I think I know what that means.. *searches dictionary*"

Pretty much mordin sent you diagrams of Tali's G spot.

Damnit mordin's pro bro.

So, it's like a surprise sex-ed class. . .that wouldn't be at all uncomfortable. . .

To be honest I'd probably be like

Mordin: I've sent vids of comfortable positions, erogenous zone overviews and can supply oils or ointmen-
Me: Wait, vids? Like porn? ...Why haven't I heard of this.
Mordin: It's called Extranet then search Google.. for certain.. stuff.
Me: ...Well, uh.. thanks.. don't tell anyone about... this whole deal.. Yeah.
Mordin: Engineer Donnely already has unfortunetly.
Me: THAT IRISH BASTARD! *Throws microscope*

[NuclearBuddha]

sergio71785 wrote...

 Tali's in the mood to watch a classical Earth vid. What do you show her?


I've brought up Terminator in the past, so I won't go with that. I'd show her....Titanic. She'd probably enjoy the star-crossed lover aspect, and the story is pretty simple; it's not a story you'd need to be human, or even alive at the time of the movie's creation, to appreciate. 

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