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[MasterMegatron]

Jake71887 wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

Is there a bigger version of this?

Dunno if this is bigger.. so TEST!

Thank you much, Jake. you're my favorite person.

[Lareit]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lareit wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Seriously tho guys, lets get back on an 'approved' topic. Wouldn't want a mod to come in here right now...

Cry More.

Contribute something to the thread.
Just one time.
Then talk to me about it.

I contribute, you and your ilk **** and cry.

[Zuranamee]

Many apologies organics, after taking time to study, we have found the source of our error. The argument for backwards knees likely stems from a combination of Quarian leg curvature and the unique leg/boot armor protrusions. We thought Quarians were digitigrade because of how Tali is standing in the squad selection screen in Mass Effect 2. Sorry.

[alickar]

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not sure what the discussion is, but Quarian knees operate pretty much identically to a human's. I've seen people in the past falsely say that Quarian knees are inverted. That's incorrect; there's just an (extremely slight) appearance of that since their shin bones curve inwardly.

We were discussing the capabilities of Quarian blow jobs from a kneed position.. Thank you for clearing it up.. you're a savior bro :happy:

Doesn't the "Don't Ingest" rule apply to Quarians too?

Who said she swallows anyway? 

I make her swallow.

simple way to solve problem use protection if u want a BJ

[Jake71887]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Alright people i am putting my foot down! Stop the talk about Tali BJ's or a large amount of horrible pics will appear...and i'll stop writing my FF...SO FOR F*CK SAKE STOP!!!!

I don't read your fanfics... 

You dont read any FF's.
You read the ME books though right?

No, I passed up buying the one ME book at borders for a sweet lovecraft book... 

[vykvyper1]

Zuranamee wrote...

Many apologies organics, after taking time to study, we have found the source of our error. The argument for backwards knees likely stems from a combination of Quarian leg curvature and the unique leg/boot armor protrusions. We thought Quarians were digitigrade because of how Tali is standing in the squad selection screen in Mass Effect 2. Sorry.

yeah, that pic on the selection screen confuses a lot of people. I think it may be a nod to her idle animation--bouncing around on her toes and being all fidgety.

[rayremy]

chool77 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not sure what the discussion is, but Quarian knees operate pretty much identically to a human's. I've seen people in the past falsely say that Quarian knees are inverted. That's incorrect; there's just an (extremely slight) appearance of that since their shin bones curve inwardly.

We were discussing the capabilities of Quarian blow jobs from a kneed position.. Thank you for clearing it up.. you're a savior bro :happy:

Doesn't the "Don't Ingest" rule apply to Quarians too?

Who said she swallows anyway? 

I make her swallow.

*wtf*

ahahahahahah im crying right now ... oo some one  hahahah tooo funny

OMG!  Cant stop laughing!

[Zuranamee]

vykvyper1 wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

Many apologies organics, after taking time to study, we have found the source of our error. The argument for backwards knees likely stems from a combination of Quarian leg curvature and the unique leg/boot armor protrusions. We thought Quarians were digitigrade because of how Tali is standing in the squad selection screen in Mass Effect 2. Sorry.

yeah, that pic on the selection screen confuses a lot of people. I think it may be a nod to her idle animation--bouncing around on her toes and being all fidgety.

At least the fellow Geth understand our error.

[chool77]

Jake71887 wrote...

Does anyone have an awful feeling this is a pic of Tali after just being jettisoned off the ship?

 

nooooo tali


* throws grunt off the ship*

kick off of grunt to get back to me !!!!!

[Jake71887]

Somebody1003 wrote...


Both of em?

They only had one book there 

[alickar]

MarineBorn wrote...

...*Sigh*...People...Come on...What if Liz Sroka looked at this thread....she would be horrified to see this ...Ehhh....Smut (as Ant would call it)

might as well quote the topic and find a solution so people will stop talking about it

[FenixPendragon]

SpatFieya wrote...

Y'all stop being perverts ya here?

They are all some kind of deviated preverts I think Admiral Hackett found out about their preversion and that they are organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts!

[rayremy]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

rayremy wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

rayremy wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not sure what the discussion is, but Quarian knees operate pretty much identically to a human's. I've seen people in the past falsely say that Quarian knees are inverted. That's incorrect; there's just an (extremely slight) appearance of that since their shin bones curve inwardly.

We were discussing the capabilities of Quarian blow jobs from a kneed position.. Thank you for clearing it up.. you're a savior bro :happy:

Doesn't the "Don't Ingest" rule apply to Quarians too?

Who said she swallows anyway? 

Oh god...

Oh chaos...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! MRRRAGHRRAGAHAGRRR!!

Sorry, ruinous chaos powers does that sometimes.

I'd keep that on the down low or pretty soon your going to have space marines or eldar on your ass.

Let them come!  For Khorn cares not from were the blood flows, as long as it flows!

Your gonna be mad then there are gonna be Necrons too and they don't bleed.

Necrons do not enter the warp, us chaos are perfectly safe in the eye of terror.

[camoboy_19]

FenixPendragon wrote...

camoboy_19 wrote...

FenixPendragon wrote...

camoboy_19 wrote...

OK.. Someone please explain what the hell is going on please

First the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came...

Then God said "let there be Tali", and there was Tali and God saw that Tali was good.

But God realized Tali was too much for mortals to handle, so he sealed her away from the world, until space mushroom men under Bioware contract came across the Talimancer Monestary in Tibet and... you all know the rest

Lucky bastards.

However the great Chikkita drone descended upon them, and the mushroom men fell to the monks. Only one pure of Talimancy and of heart could recieve the knowledge of Tali. And then, as Shepard came across this ancient site, he was filled with awe. And, as the Creepy Darkspawn from Dragon Age were driven back, as a reward, the monks allowed Shepard to pass to the drone. The drone let him pass, and it was sweet. The doors opened, and out of the darkness a light came, and there was Tali. And it was good.

And, as Shepard gazed in awe, Tali spoke and said, "I have waited for you."

And it was good.

[vykvyper1]

I'm normally neutral on all these things, but I'm gonna have to advocate a topic shift this time around...

[Pauravi]

Harkening back to the digitigrade/plantigrade topic for a second...

ZOMG stilts that make humans digitigrade walkers! I want some!!

[GMR25]

Somebody1003 wrote...

alickar wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not sure what the discussion is, but Quarian knees operate pretty much identically to a human's. I've seen people in the past falsely say that Quarian knees are inverted. That's incorrect; there's just an (extremely slight) appearance of that since their shin bones curve inwardly.

We were discussing the capabilities of Quarian blow jobs from a kneed position.. Thank you for clearing it up.. you're a savior bro :happy:

Doesn't the "Don't Ingest" rule apply to Quarians too?

Who said she swallows anyway? 

I make her swallow.

simple way to solve problem use protection if u want a BJ

Seriously stop talking about that.

It's open season. *pulls out assault rifle*

[BigKahuna25]

Zuranamee wrote...

vykvyper1 wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

Many apologies organics, after taking time to study, we have found the source of our error. The argument for backwards knees likely stems from a combination of Quarian leg curvature and the unique leg/boot armor protrusions. We thought Quarians were digitigrade because of how Tali is standing in the squad selection screen in Mass Effect 2. Sorry.

yeah, that pic on the selection screen confuses a lot of people. I think it may be a nod to her idle animation--bouncing around on her toes and being all fidgety.

At least the fellow Geth understand our error.

no biggie, its not an uncommon mistake.