Darth Cheesecake wrote...
camoboy_19 wrote...
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camoboy_19 wrote...
FenixPendragon wrote...
camoboy_19 wrote...
OK.. Someone please explain what the hell is going on please
First the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came...
Then God said "let there be Tali", and there was Tali and God saw that Tali was good.
But God realized Tali was too much for mortals to handle, so he sealed her away from the world, until space mushroom men under Bioware contract came across the Talimancer Monestary in Tibet and... you all know the rest
Lucky bastards.
However the great Chikkita drone descended upon them, and the mushroom men fell to the monks. Only one pure of Talimancy and of heart could recieve the knowledge of Tali. And then, as Shepard came across this ancient site, he was filled with awe. And, as the Creepy Darkspawn from Dragon Age were driven back, as a reward, the monks allowed Shepard to pass to the drone. The drone let him pass, and it was sweet. The doors opened, and out of the darkness a light came, and there was Tali. And it was good.
And, as Shepard gazed in awe, Tali spoke and said, "I have waited for you."
And it was good.
And then Shepard and Tali lived happily ever after... after destroying a few thousand Reapers for kicks.
Yes, And it was good. and Shepard and Tali flew off into the proverbial sunset, and it was good. However, the Bioware DEV squad did not like this, for they desired to exploit them further. And then insued a glorious battle between Talimancers and the Bioware Mercenaries. And it was not good. Many died in the fighting, and Mars had been littered with bodies. Eventually they made peace, and To this day Bioware have exclusive rights to Mass Effect and its wonderous characters and the friends and allies of Shepard spare Earth from destruction... and they provide insight for Fan Fiction and ME games...
AND THEN they lived happily ever after.
P.S.: Come on guys I need feedback I worked hard on it for 5-10 minutes
Modifié par camoboy_19, 10 mars 2010 - 04:16 .