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[Jakegnosis]

cannedcream wrote...

 and scale itch.

I would really like to know who it was that humped the vorcha.
Just to ask why.
And how.
Scary little demon-spawns.

I thought it only came from varren... :innocent:

[GMR25]

HK01 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

HK01 wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

I have no trouble avoiding sex, I tend to have problems with sexual relationships anyways. I take pride in my virginity, my Kolpophobia, and the fact that i've never masturbated

You're going to get prostate cancer.

Jus' sayin'.

Yep he will. It's not healthy to ignore natural urges. Kind of like not going to the toilet

If I have urges i'll go to rule 34, that and by some miracle of nature, nothing ever comes out. At the most, just urine. It's odd that sexual dreams just make me ****** myself.

You may need to go to the doctor if nothing comes out even when you try to masturbate....

I never *try* to masturbate, I just look. I have a phobia of semen

[danteshepard]

cannedcream wrote...

 and scale itch.

I would really like to know who it was that humped the vorcha.
Just to ask why.
And how.
Scary little demon-spawns.

carried by VARREN. not VORCHA. implications are still strange...I blame kelly.

[Jakegnosis]

danteshepard wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

 and scale itch.

I would really like to know who it was that humped the vorcha.
Just to ask why.
And how.
Scary little demon-spawns.

carried by VARREN. not VORCHA. implications are still strange...I blame kelly.

It was totally Kelly.

[HK01]

GMR25 wrote...

HK01 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

I have no trouble avoiding sex, I tend to have problems with sexual relationships anyways. I take pride in my virginity, my Kolpophobia, and the fact that i've never masturbated

You're going to get prostate cancer.

Jus' sayin'.

Personally, that would be more positive than negative to me.

Because you couldn't have children anymore(or die for that matter)? I'm pretty sure the Bible and most other holy books say something about making lots of babies. I don't know how to translate it, in German it's "Gehet und mehret euch".

A short lifespan is beneficial to my plans for the future. Children are a waste of my money, as is marriage. Believe me, I make plans far ahead in my future. I'm already planning what to do when I die, depending on several factors.

Then you are not very religious. Church wants you to make lots and lots of children.


You are the guy who said something about religious limitations, right?

[chool77]

[Collider]

HK01 wrote...
Then you are not very religious. Church wants you to make lots and lots of children.


You are the guy who said something about religious limitations, right?

Depends on your interpretation of the bible. The very same bible says it is better not to marry at all. As you can imagine, the bible also condemns children out of wedlock.

[GMR25]

Jakegnosis wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
A short lifespan is beneficial to my plans for the future. Children are a waste of my money, as is marriage. Believe me, I make plans far ahead in my future. I'm already planning what to do when I die, depending on several factors.

That's... optimistic.

If you knew what went through my mind, you would be glad to have a short lifespan.

[Felipe 058]

antilles333 wrote...

That demotivator isn't even spelled right.

qft

[SleeperSyndrome123]

Collider wrote...

HK01 wrote...
Then you are not very religious. Church wants you to make lots and lots of children.


You are the guy who said something about religious limitations, right?

Depends on your interpretation of the bible. The very same bible says it is better not to marry at all. As you can imagine, the bible also condemns children out of wedlock.

The Bible is full of contradictions. It is a flawed work.

[danteshepard]

okay. ****'s getting weird on here. even for a former /b/******. I'm out. will see you guys later.

And For F***'s Sake try not to get us locked? I'm gonna be pissed if we can't hit 3000

[Felipe 058]

antilles333 wrote...

What the hell is going on here?

I don't even know anymore, and I started--inadvertently--this whole mess 

[HK01]

antilles333 wrote...

What the hell is going on here?

Somebody said he won't have sex before marriage due to religion, then he said he's proud of never having masturbated in his life. As you can imagine, that sparked a lot of responses.

[Jakegnosis]

Felipe 058 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

That demotivator isn't even spelled right.

qft

Hahaha, thirded.

[Pauravi]

Collider wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...
Can we at least agree to disagree? We aren't geth, so we'll never reach a consensus, and even they were having some trouble at it.

I think the resolution to this is pretty simple. We both agree - Pauravi and I - that sex is often an important part of a relationship. But, a relationship can exist without sex without it being just friends. An easy example would be couples abstaining from sex before marriage. If Pauravi can't understand that well...his loss.

Sure I can understand that, but even those couples often do lots of things besides sex.

Also, there is little reason for Tali and Shep to abstrain, frankly.  Yes it carries some risk, but their first contact will always be risky no matter how long they wait.  Either they can have physical contact or they can never have physical contact.  It is clear that Tali wants it and Shepard wants it, and if it is going to happen it may as well be then.

Anyway, I understand now that you were talking about the people in the thread rather than the romances themselves.  That's fine.  I personally don't have a problem with it; people like sex, and even if they talk about it a lot, it doesn't mean that it is the only thing they're concerned with.  I agree with you, it would be a shame if people ignored Tali's personality and only cared about getting to the sex scene, but I don't think that's what is going on.

[Godur]

Greetings Talimancers.



I thought I'd drop by and give my support to all our favorite Quarian.

[Lareit]

HK01 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

What the hell is going on here?

Somebody said he won't have sex before marriage due to religion, then he said he's proud of never having masturbated in his life. As you can imagine, that sparked a lot of responses.

Based on other of his comments, GMR is clearly not of the most sound mental state.

[Jakegnosis]

Godur wrote...

Greetings Talimancers.

I thought I'd drop by and give my support to all our favorite Quarian.

Appreciated! 

[Pauravi]

GMR25 wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
A short lifespan is beneficial to my plans for the future. Children are a waste of my money, as is marriage. Believe me, I make plans far ahead in my future. I'm already planning what to do when I die, depending on several factors.

That's... optimistic.

If you knew what went through my mind, you would be glad to have a short lifespan.

I think maybe you should find yourself a counselor to talk to

[SleeperSyndrome123]

antilles333 wrote...

AND:

It happens naturally. It's a slow degrading cycle.

We start with Tali. Then we relate the topic we're discussing to life. Then we start discussing life. Then we're hopelessly off topic.