
... And with that, I'm posting new ME-Pulp fiction abomination! As always, take good amount of Prozac before reading.
There we go...
[Tali looks very upset]
Tali: What does Commander Shepard look like?
Fist: ... What?
Tali: [overturns the small table in the room] What colony are you from?
Fist: What?
Tali: "What" ain't no colony I ever heard of! They speak English or Quarianish in "What"?!
Fist: ... What?
Tali: Quarianish, bosh'tet! Do you speak it?!
Fist: Yes!
Tali: Then you know what I'm saying!
Fist:Yes!
Tali: Describe what Commander Shepard looks like!
Fist: ... What?
Tali: [points gun at Fist] Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, bosh'tet! Say "what" one more bloody time!
Fist: H-he's white.
Tali: Go on!
Fist: He's great!
Tali: Does he look like an idiot?
Fist: What?!
Tali: [shoots Fist in the shoulder, Fist screams] Does he look … like … an idiot?!
Fist: [in pain] No-o!
Tali: Then why'd you try to screw him like an idiot, Fist?
Fist: [faintly] I didn't!
Tali: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Fist! You tried to screw him. And Commander Shepard doesn't like to be screwed by anybody except Miss vas Normandy - me.
[Tali begins to shoot the hell out of Fist]
Modifié par FatherNestor, 13 mars 2010 - 08:12 .