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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!

Débuté par TheSorrow1175 , févr. 18 2010 08:49

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:37

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danteshepard wrote...

Katharr wrote...

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I'm back! Finished my Tali shep sex scene for my one shot collection but I don't think bioware would like it too much if I posted it in my blog. So here's the link.
Leave a reveiw at the bottom, or tell me what you think here. Did I keep is classy?


Loved it just like your other stories as well, but couldnt resist the thought that you like to write this juicy stuff.:D

I'm glad you enjoyed it Kath.

I thought it was very nice as well.

It was very good.

#70227
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:38

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Destructo_33 wrote...
Tali...singing...Id love that.  But if she danced with it, that would be even better Image IPB


Sounds good to me! :D

#70228
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:39

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SU37 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

Katharr wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

I'm back! Finished my Tali shep sex scene for my one shot collection but I don't think bioware would like it too much if I posted it in my blog. So here's the link.
Leave a reveiw at the bottom, or tell me what you think here. Did I keep is classy?


Loved it just like your other stories as well, but couldnt resist the thought that you like to write this juicy stuff.:D

I'm glad you enjoyed it Kath.

I thought it was very nice as well.

It was very good.

Thanks SUImage IPB

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:39

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[quote]Rakia_Time wrote...
Damn, i always miss the funniest stuff :unsure:
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I remember part of the debate well...
Garrus: I'll pay for the drinks Shepard now tell me about what you and Tali did.
Shepard: Do you really want to know, it might be too much for you to handle.
Garrus: come on tell me!
Shepard: alright *proceeds to tell Garrus about his and Tali's sexcapades*
Garrus: arrrrhgggg
Shepard: uh Garrus are you alright?
Mordin: you have overloaded his mind!
Tali: and Shepard didn't even tell him the naughty stuff *laughs*

[/quote]
Mordin: info guide must have helped:)
shepard:what?! what guides?:huh:
[/quote]
Tali: actually Mordin most of that was covered in Quarian sex ed.
Mordin: even mating postion 32 or the Quarian P-
Tali: sshhh we don't want to scare poor Garrus for life.
Garrus: arrrghhh to much naughtyness!

[/quote]
Shepard: hey Garrus ask me who has the reach who has the flexibility?[/quote]
Garrus:...no...never ever again I'm never asking about the "stuff" that you to do. *shivers*
Tali: by the way Shepard I found a Human book that I find very interesting. *shows book to Shepard*
Shepard: uh your reading the Kama Sutra Tali? Have you learned anything?
Tali: Actually this book only covers part of what I know.
Shepard: ....that's good to know...


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Garrus:o god why the hell did i ask..... well at least i won jokes pool:whistle:
Tali:what pool Garrus?<_<
Garrus:what? I don't know what your talking about?:whistle:
[/quote]
*two hours later*
Legion: excuse me Creator Tali Zorah?
Tali: yes Legion?
Legion: what is a Quarian pounce?
Tali: uhhh
Shepard: The best thing ever!
Legion:.....?

[/quote]
Legion: more data is required......
Shepard:go look it up on the extranet.
Legion:....error..error..err....
Shepard:Legion you ok?
Legion:......must come to a consensus....*Leaves to AI Core*
EDI:Ai core in now lockdown for 24 hours.....
Shepard::sick:


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Tali: so that's what reaching concensus is...*laughs*
Garrus: this is to much I've got to go make some calibrations.
Shepard: yeah you do that Garrus.
Shepard: so Tali what do you want to do today?
Tali: I was thinking of trying out mating postion number 45...but I'll need a volenteer to help me...
Shepard: I'll do it!
Mordin: ah postion number 45 the exotic Atomic F---
Shepard: damn it Mordin! stop listening in on our conversations!
Mordin: *sigh* very well Shepard but I'm not the only one listening in...
*on deck 3*
*after hearing the above conversation*
Miranda: god f*king damn it what does she have that I don't!!!!!!

[/quote]
Grunt: hey battlemaster i was think in those fights you and tali have at night who wins
Garrus: o god what the hell did you just ask.
Shepard: well Grunt it's not who wins or loses
Grunt: then what honor is their in it?
Shepard:the goal is to have one hell of a time![/quote]
*in dark space*
Harbinger: *who had the collectors bug the ship* You've got to be f*cking kidding this is what these organics talk about!
Harbinger: and what the f*ck is a Quarian Pounce?!

#70230
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:40

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Cheesecake...other guy...you win today.

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:40

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danteshepard wrote...

Thanks SUImage IPB

I usually don't read fanifics, but, that was very, very good. Image IPB

#70232
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:41

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Cascadus wrote...

When there are 'omg check out my sex scenes', you know a thread has officially exceeded creepiness capacity.
Seriously, people. And you're confused why people call us Tali fans creepy.


You forgot to bring up the part asking me whether I give a sh!t what others think of my adoration of Tali. B)

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#70233
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:41

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SU37 wrote...

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Thanks SUImage IPB

I usually don't read fanifics, but, that was very, very good. Image IPB

That honors me more than you know my friend.

#70234
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:42

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Destructo_33 wrote...

Cascadus wrote...

When there are 'omg check out my sex scenes', you know a thread has officially exceeded creepiness capacity.
Seriously, people. And you're confused why people call us Tali fans creepy.

As long as its tastefully done then i dont have a problem about it.  For example i thought MarineBorn's story was appropriate and wasnt vulgar at all.


You should read it just for once. It's neither too detailed or even dirty it's more like a good balance between hot and nice and i like the slightly taste of Dantes humor. :)

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:43

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danteshepard wrote...

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Thanks SUImage IPB

I usually don't read fanifics, but, that was very, very good. Image IPB

That honors me more than you know my friend.

Well, you're very welcome. Image IPB

#70236
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:43

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I have no problem. Tali's one of my favourite characters, but all I'm saying is, I dunno, chill.

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:45

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:46

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danteshepard wrote...

SU37 wrote...

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Thanks SUImage IPB

I usually don't read fanifics, but, that was very, very good. Image IPB

That honors me more than you know my friend.

I concur that was quite good.;)

#70239
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:47

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What did you think KFD? or did you abstain from reading it?

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Cheesecake...other guy...you win today.

*bows* why thank you dante.

#70241
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:48

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danteshepard wrote...

SU37 wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

Thanks SUImage IPB

I usually don't read fanifics, but, that was very, very good. Image IPB

That honors me more than you know my friend.

Just read it. Great job.

#70242
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:48

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Thank you everyone.

#70243
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:49

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DreadvasNormandy wrote...

Keelah se'lai all!

Who here would opt to hear Tali sing? Quarian culture seems to cover there are a few musicians in their species so figured it's the equivalent of our storytellers and artists we revere so dearly. If so how would you imagine her sounding?


Actually i hoped for hearing her sing to shep, when the asari on illium told you that her lost daughter were on the migrantfleet to study quarian music.

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:49

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I'm going to go.



Keep the thread going strong~

#70245
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:49

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

Cheesecake...other guy...you win today.

*bows* why thank you dante.

thx dante trying to think of anther one running out of ideas.....

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:50

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SU37 wrote...

I'm going to go.

Keep the thread going strong~

see ya later SU. kill so heretics while you're goneImage IPB

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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:52

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timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

Cheesecake...other guy...you win today.

*bows* why thank you dante.

thx dante trying to think of anther one running out of ideas.....

Miranda: *pacing on deck 3* but...I'm perfect...how could that Quarian get Shepard...
Harbinger: *speaking to Miranda telepathically* you know that he will never accept you while the Quarian is alive...
Miranda: your right voice in my head! Tali must die!!!! *begins to plan something devious*

#70248
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:53

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danteshepard wrote...

What did you think KFD? or did you abstain from reading it?


Hello Dante.

I haven't read it yet. I have the webpage opened and ready to read, however I'm currently working on a new composition while half paying attention to this forum. :)

#70249
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Posté 14 mars 2010 - 04:53

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 found this poll guys should vote on it 
Who do you want back as squadmates in Mass Effe...

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

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Cheesecake...other guy...you win today.

*bows* why thank you dante.

thx dante trying to think of anther one running out of ideas.....

Miranda: *pacing on deck 3* but...I'm perfect...how could that Quarian get Shepard...
Harbinger: *speaking to Miranda telepathically* you know that he will never accept you while the Quarian is alive...
Miranda: your right voice in my head! Tali must die!!!! *begins to plan something devious*

Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Had to do it. Image IPB

Right... Later~
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