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[timedrake32]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

SU37 wrote...

I'd rather not be plotting Tali's death...

10 minutes later
*on deck 2*
Garrus: Shepard!
Shepard: uh what Garrus?
Garrus: I have to tell you what I overheard Miranda talking about...
*5 minutes later*
Miranda/Harbinger: muhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
Shepard: end of the line Miranda! I know about your plan!
Miranda/Harbinger: THIS CHANGES NOTHING WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO DESTROY TALI RELEASING CONTROL
Miranda:...uh what happened is everything all right?
Tali: *shoots Miranda* now everything is alright!

i hope no body from the miranda thread comes over her and reads this stuff:D

[timedrake32]

Bye KFD

[timedrake32]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

SU37 wrote...

I'd rather not be plotting Tali's death...

10 minutes later
*on deck 2*
Garrus: Shepard!
Shepard: uh what Garrus?
Garrus: I have to tell you what I overheard Miranda talking about...
*5 minutes later*
Miranda/Harbinger: muhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
Shepard: end of the line Miranda! I know about your plan!
Miranda/Harbinger: THIS CHANGES NOTHING WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO DESTROY TALI RELEASING CONTROL
Miranda:...uh what happened is everything all right?
Tali: *shoots Miranda* now everything is alright!

i hope no body from the miranda thread comes over her and reads this stuff:D

Shepard: Tali what did you do!!
Tali: uh she was being controlled by Harbinger!
Shepard: you saw him release control!
Tali: uhh my Shepard! *Tali graps Shepard and takes him up to the captians cabin*
Grunt/Garrus/Mordin/Zaeed/Samara/Joker: What the f*ck was that about!?

*insert Bondage sex scene  here*
Tali: your mine now shepard <3

[FsDxRAGE]

HK01 wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

 found this poll guys should vote on it 
Who do you want back as squadmates in Mass Effe...

I'm so sorry I had to go with Wrex

YOU!

[Bloodhuman1]

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

SU37 wrote...

I'd rather not be plotting Tali's death...

10 minutes later
*on deck 2*
Garrus: Shepard!
Shepard: uh what Garrus?
Garrus: I have to tell you what I overheard Miranda talking about...
*5 minutes later*
Miranda/Harbinger: muhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
Shepard: end of the line Miranda! I know about your plan!
Miranda/Harbinger: THIS CHANGES NOTHING WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO DESTROY TALI RELEASING CONTROL
Miranda:...uh what happened is everything all right?
Tali: *shoots Miranda* now everything is alright!

i hope no body from the miranda thread comes over her and reads this stuff:D

Shepard: Tali what did you do!!
Tali: uh she was being controlled by Harbinger!
Shepard: you saw him release control!
Tali: uhh my Shepard! *Tali graps Shepard and takes him up to the captians cabin*
Grunt/Garrus/Mordin/Zaeed/Samara/Joker: What the f*ck was that about!?

*insert Bondage sex scene  here*
Tali: your mine now shepard <3

What is wrong with you?!

[timedrake32]

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

SU37 wrote...

I'd rather not be plotting Tali's death...

10 minutes later
*on deck 2*
Garrus: Shepard!
Shepard: uh what Garrus?
Garrus: I have to tell you what I overheard Miranda talking about...
*5 minutes later*
Miranda/Harbinger: muhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
Shepard: end of the line Miranda! I know about your plan!
Miranda/Harbinger: THIS CHANGES NOTHING WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO DESTROY TALI RELEASING CONTROL
Miranda:...uh what happened is everything all right?
Tali: *shoots Miranda* now everything is alright!

i hope no body from the miranda thread comes over her and reads this stuff:D

Shepard: Tali what did you do!!
Tali: uh she was being controlled by Harbinger!
Shepard: you saw him release control!
Tali: uhh my Shepard! *Tali graps Shepard and takes him up to the captians cabin*
Grunt/Garrus/Mordin/Zaeed/Samara/Joker: What the f*ck was that about!?

*insert Bondage sex scene  here*
Tali: your mine now shepard <3

What is wrong with you?!

o come on.....

[timedrake32]

SU37 wrote...

@Timedrake32: Woah...
Anyways...

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mmmmm... det ass them hips:wub:

[trashmonk]

timedrake32 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

*insert Bondage sex scene  here*
Tali: your mine now shepard <3

What is wrong with you?!

o come on.....

For what it's worth timedrake, I lol'd. I lol'd.

[Alphyn]

timedrake32 wrote...
mmmmm... det ass them hips:wub:

Det ass?

[timedrake32]

trashmonk wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

*insert Bondage sex scene  here*
Tali: your mine now shepard <3

What is wrong with you?!

o come on.....

For what it's worth timedrake, I lol'd. I lol'd.

i was hoping one person would.

[Bloodhuman1]

Rakia_Time wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*snip*

Shepard: Tali what did you do!!
Tali: uh she was being controlled by Harbinger!
Shepard: you saw him release control!
Tali: uhh my Shepard! *Tali graps Shepard and takes him up to the captians cabin*
Grunt/Garrus/Mordin/Zaeed/Samara/Joker: What the f*ck was that about!?

*insert Bondage sex scene  here*
Tali: your mine now shepard <3

Tali/Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Shepard: Oh, Crap
Tali/Harbinger: THIS HURTS YOU
Shepard: HEEEELP !!!!!!!

:devil:

[timedrake32]

Rakia_Time wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*snip*

Shepard: Tali what did you do!!
Tali: uh she was being controlled by Harbinger!
Shepard: you saw him release control!
Tali: uhh my Shepard! *Tali graps Shepard and takes him up to the captians cabin*
Grunt/Garrus/Mordin/Zaeed/Samara/Joker: What the f*ck was that about!?

*insert Bondage sex scene  here*
Tali: your mine now shepard <3

Tali/Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Shepard: Oh, Crap
Tali/Harbinger: THIS HURTS YOU
Shepard: HEEEELP !!!!!!!

:devil:

Shepard: god i can't win with women 

[FatherNestor]

Into the dialogues, again? Well, guess I can post this crap once again



[quote]

Mass Effect + Pulp Fiction = ???? = PROFIT!



<car washing scene>



Tali as ME version of Jules

Jack as ME version of Vincent



Tali: Keelah, I will never forgive you this. This is some really screwed up, repugnant crap.

Jack: Tali, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he is wrong, that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Ever heard that?

Tali: Get the hell out my face with that thing! Bosh'tet that said that thing never had to pick up itty – bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb arse!

Jack: I got a threshold, Tali, I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Right now, I'm a ****in' race car, and you got me in the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin', that it's ****in' dangerous to have a race car in the ****in' red. That's all. I could blow.

Tali: Oh, you're ready to blow?

Jack: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.

Tali: Well, I'm a mushroom – cloud – laying bosh'tet, bosh'tet! Every time my fingers touch that brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., as Shepard once said, I'm the Guns of the Navarone, whatever were those! In fact, what the hell am I doing in the back!? You're the bosh'tet who should be on brain detail! We're switching! I'm washing the windows, and you're picking up this idiot's skull!

------------------------------



<'English, motherf*cker!' scene>



Tali as Jules

Fist as Brett



[Tali looks very upset]

Tali: What does Commander Shepard look like?

Fist: ... What?

Tali: [overturns the small table in the room] What colony are you from?

Fist: What?

Tali: "What" ain't no colony I ever heard of! They speak English or Khelish in "What"?!

Fist: ... What?

Tali: Khelish, bosh'tet! Do you speak it?!

Fist: Yes!

Tali: Then you know what I'm saying!

Fist:Yes!

Tali: Describe what Commander Shepard looks like!

Fist: ... What?

Tali: [points gun at Fist] Say "what" again! Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, bosh'tet! Say "what" one more bloody time!

Fist: H-he's white.

Tali: Go on!

Fist: He's great!

Tali: Does he look like an idiot?

Fist: What?!

Tali: [shoots Fist in the shoulder, Fist screams] Does he look … like … an idiot?!

Fist: [in pain] No-o!

Tali: Then why'd you try to screw him like an idiot, Fist?

Fist: [faintly] I didn't!

Tali: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Fist! You tried to screw him. And Commander Shepard doesn't like to be screwed by anybody except Miss vas Normandy - me.

[Tali begins to shoot the hell out of Fist]

[valttu]

Yooo! What's up fellas? I see the thread is doing well. Never believed this one would be even bigger than the second thread, before the mods shut it down. Damn, we're gonna make it to 3000 pages!



Tali FTW!

[Goat_Shepard]

FatherNestor wrote...
snip cuz I imagine someone else will post on next page

"He's great!" lol now this is the kind of FF  I can enjoy. This also brings me to my question:

How did Tali get the audio recording evidence convicting Saren? I heard she deactivated a Geth without it destroying, and she's the only person who's ever done that without the Geth self-destructing, right? Where did she find this Geth + data?

[timedrake32]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

FatherNestor wrote...
snip cuz I imagine someone else will post on next page

"He's great!" lol now this is the kind of FF  I can enjoy. This also brings me to my question:

How did Tali get the audio recording evidence convicting Saren? I heard she deactivated a Geth without it destroying, and she's the only person who's ever done that without the Geth self-destructing, right? Where did she find this Geth + data?

memory core of the disable unit Creator Tali'Zorah was able to  recover some of the data core