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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!


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#70351
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timedrake32 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

Judicator: Well, Harbinger? I hope ou have a good exucse for that little romp of yours.

Harbinger: I know, I know, organics are inferior, but I had to see dat ass up close. At least I didn't go as far as Harrower.

Judicator: What DID he do, anyway?

Tali: *panting* Where did you... learn to do that?

Shepard/Harrower: WHEN YOU'RE A MACHINE THAT'S MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD, YOU PICK UP A FEW TRICKS.

Tali: I never thought... I'd be doing this with a Reaper.

S/Hw: ROUND TWO?

Tali: I'll need a few weeks to recover from round one!

:blink:and people tell me mine was sick...

At least the one we did had Miranda being controlled by a Reaper!


So did this one, hence the "Shepard/Harrower" bit.

no ours was with Miranda trying to kill tali so she have him to her self


The point being that in both cases one of the characters was being controlled by a Reaper.

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Jake71887 wrote...

Too.... Pink :pinched:

At least that version has lost the "drowned zombie" look though.

Yes. Major improvement :D

#70353
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The_KFD_Case wrote...

I feel violated on Tali's behalf. :blink:


OT: Your music is very nice. Especially Solar Flower :)

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timedrake32 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

Judicator: Well, Harbinger? I hope ou have a good exucse for that little romp of yours.

Harbinger: I know, I know, organics are inferior, but I had to see dat ass up close. At least I didn't go as far as Harrower.

Judicator: What DID he do, anyway?

Tali: *panting* Where did you... learn to do that?

Shepard/Harrower: WHEN YOU'RE A MACHINE THAT'S MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD, YOU PICK UP A FEW TRICKS.

Tali: I never thought... I'd be doing this with a Reaper.

S/Hw: ROUND TWO?

Tali: I'll need a few weeks to recover from round one!

:blink:and people tell me mine was sick...

At least the one we did had Miranda being controlled by a Reaper!


So did this one, hence the "Shepard/Harrower" bit.

no ours was with Miranda trying to kill tali so she have him to her self

Tali: Shepard I Lo-ASSUMING DIRIECT CONTOL OF THIS FORM
Shepard: uh did you say something Tali?
Talinger: NO SHEPARD GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE REAPERS, AFTER ALL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE ANY REAPERS LISTENING IN...:devil:

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Greetings people whats new?

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

I feel violated on Tali's behalf. :blink:

Let's be thankful it didn't have pictures with it ;) Nothing has broken my heart more than the rule34 of Tali. It makes me facepalm and then cry.

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Somebody1003 wrote...

Greetings people whats new?

Miranda was being controlled by Harbinger and Miranda/Harbinger was trying to destroy Tali so Miranda could have him.
Tali shot Miranda.
and Harbinger is pissed.

Modifié par Darth Cheesecake, 14 mars 2010 - 06:34 .


#70358
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runescapeguy9 wrote...

FatherNestor wrote...

I still prefer the mixed version, but the original is very nice.

I'm not really fan of pink Tali.
Besides not liking the shade so much, a lot of it has to do with the fact that it appears to erase a lot of detail.  It makes Tali look "airbrushed" and more cartoonish, which is in stark contrast to both the "grittier", more realistic-looking original, as well as the rest of the picture.

Part of the reason the original is so good is because it is realistic and detailed enough that it makes it seem plausible that this is a photograph of a Quarian rather that someone's doodling.  Painting her pink makes it into just another piece of fanart, frankly.

#70359
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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Tali: Shepard I Lo-ASSUMING DIRIECT CONTOL OF THIS FORM
Shepard: uh did you say something Tali?
Talinger: NO SHEPARD GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE REAPERS, AFTER ALL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE ANY REAPERS LISTENING IN...:devil:


Again with the ha ha's from you, Cheesecake :P More, MOOOARR!

Somebody1003 wrote...

Greetings people whats new?


NOTHING
if people didn't insist on quote walls. Seriously, it would have saved
me a lot of pain and trips to the bathroom to throw up *thinks about The
Thing gif....runs to bathroom again*

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Greetings people whats new?

Miranda was being controlled by Harbinger and Miranda/Harbinger was trying to destroy Tali so Miranda could have him.
Tali shot Miranda.
and Harbinger is pissed.

You always come up with the most random things.:blink:

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Dat Azz

#70363
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starwarschewy wrote...

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Wow, Caramelldansen? Really? That is hilarious. I'll be honest, their faces are made of win :lol: rofl, and they look like that smiley, too

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

The point being that in both cases one of the characters was being controlled by a Reaper.


Greetings, about what will we talk...discuss...argue today? :D=]

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Tali: Shepard I Lo-ASSUMING DIRIECT CONTOL OF THIS FORM
Shepard: uh did you say something Tali?
Talinger: NO SHEPARD GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE REAPERS, AFTER ALL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE ANY REAPERS LISTENING IN...:devil:


Again with the ha ha's from you, Cheesecake :P More, MOOOARR!



Shepard: *after explaining his brilliant plan to Talinger*
Shepard: well Tali what do you think of my plan?
Talinger: YOU FOOL MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA RELEASING CONTROL OF THIS FORM.
Tali: what happened?
Shepard: I tricked Harbinger with a riduculous plan involving space cows, a herring, and Mel Brooks. He bought it.
Tali: Harbinger, what a moron!
*meanwhile in dark space*
Harbinger: GUYS I FOUND OUT HOW SHEPARD PLANS TO STOP US!!!
Other Reapers: Calm down Harbinger, what did you learn?
Harbinger: well *tells them about Shepard's "plan"*
Other Reapers: What's a herring? or a Mel Brooks?
Harbinger: they must be destroyed!!!
*back on the Normandy*
Tali: I would love to hear the Reapers talking about your "plan"
Shepard: *smiles*

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Goat_Shepard wrote...

NOTHING
if people didn't insist on quote walls. Seriously, it would have saved
me a lot of pain and trips to the bathroom to throw up *thinks about The
Thing gif....runs to bathroom again*

What gif?

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Gerudan wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

The point being that in both cases one of the characters was being controlled by a Reaper.


Greetings, about what will we talk...discuss...argue today? :D=]

No arguments today we're just making up Tali/Shepard stories.^_^

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Tali and Legion fallout

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Tali - as Butch

Legion - as Marcelus



Vorcha - as Zed

Volus - as 'pawn shop' owner.



Tali heads for the shop door as the music plays, but pauses on the door step as sounds can be heard from downstairs.



Legion (through the floor): *bzzt* *bzzt* *not the input socket!*



*sound of Vorcha grunting*



Volus - "That's it! Go for the hard-drive!"



Tali shakes her head and steps away from the door and back into the shop.

*sounds from downstairs get louder* *music plays on*

Tali picks up a monkey wrench and tests its weight in two hands. Unsatisfied she puts down the wrench and tries on a pair of red boxing gloves embroidered with the letters K.G.B. The Sandvich in the nearby refrigerator looks that much more appealing. Taking off the gloves, Tali then spies a hefty-looking chainsword, and pictures running the Volus through with it.

*Legion can be heard beeping from below*

Then Tali's eye catches something beyond the audience's view and picks it up. A small metal tube object is held in her hands, and as she flicks a switch a rigid beam of blue light errupts from the end.

A smile crosses her lips (or so we think) and she heads back down into the 'pawn shop' basement with the lightsaber in hand.



Legion - *gah* *incorrect drive sequence*



*Vorcha grunts and tries to reinstall [censored] into Legion's [censored]*



*Volus mutters excitedly as Tali can be seen creeping into the room behind him*



Legion (looks at Tali) - *Tali creator, assisstance required!*



*Volus spins around, and is eviscerated by Tali's lightsaber off-screen*



*Vorcha drops omni-tool and [censored] as it edges closer to the Predator pistol on a nearby bench*



*music stops*



Tali *lightsaber at Vorcha's neck - Volus pressure suit hisses in the background - "You want that gun, don't you? Go ahead Vor-cha. Pick.It.Up."



*Vorcha inches closer to the gun*



Tali - "Go on. That's it." *whispers menacingly* "I want you to pick it up."



*Legion gets up behind Tali, ****s Katana shotgun*



Legion - *Tali creator, vacate obstructed firing parameter*



*Tali steps aside, and Legion shoots forcha in the groin*



HK-47 from off-set - *Commentary* *Take that, miniature organic meatbag! Charging blasters just in case.*



Tali - "Legion, are you okay?"



Legion - *Negatory, Tali creator. This unit is pretty f***ing far from okay."



*Vorcha squeals*



Tali - "Well, what now?"



Legion - *Executing processes to enable pain on organic subject. This unit is going to call up some hard hitting heretics to commence work on organic subect with an omni-tool and a fusion-torch. (to Vorcha) *Do you recieve me soon-to-be deceased organic? This unit is going to get Old-Machine on yo' ass!"



Tali - "uuh, I meant what now between you and I?"



Legion - *... consensus reached. There is no more interaction between Tali creator and this unit. Tali creator has lost all her Citadel privileges.*




#70369
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Little slow here right now.:(

Well Im going to play some ME2 now hopefully when I return things will have picked up a bit.

Modifié par Somebody1003, 14 mars 2010 - 06:46 .


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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

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Tali: Shepard I Lo-ASSUMING DIRIECT CONTOL OF THIS FORM
Shepard: uh did you say something Tali?
Talinger: NO SHEPARD GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE REAPERS, AFTER ALL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE ANY REAPERS LISTENING IN...:devil:


Again with the ha ha's from you, Cheesecake :P More, MOOOARR!



Shepard: *after explaining his brilliant plan to Talinger*
Shepard: well Tali what do you think of my plan?
Talinger: YOU FOOL MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA RELEASING CONTROL OF THIS FORM.
Tali: what happened?
Shepard: I tricked Harbinger with a riduculous plan involving space cows, a herring, and Mel Brooks. He bought it.
Tali: Harbinger, what a moron!
*meanwhile in dark space*
Harbinger: GUYS I FOUND OUT HOW SHEPARD PLANS TO STOP US!!!
Other Reapers: Calm down Harbinger, what did you learn?
Harbinger: well *tells them about Shepard's "plan"*
Other Reapers: What's a herring? or a Mel Brooks?
Harbinger: they must be destroyed!!!
*back on the Normandy*
Tali: I would love to hear the Reapers talking about your "plan"
Shepard: *smiles*


This is great!!! :lol:

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Somebody1003 wrote...

Little slow here right now.:(

Well Im going to play some ME2 now hopefully when I return things will have picked up a bit.

Keelah Se'lai somebody.

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Awww :wub:

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valttu wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

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Awww :wub:


What happens if they fall off the bed?

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Tali: Shepard I Lo-ASSUMING DIRIECT CONTOL OF THIS FORM
Shepard: uh did you say something Tali?
Talinger: NO SHEPARD GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE REAPERS, AFTER ALL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE ANY REAPERS LISTENING IN...:devil:


Again with the ha ha's from you, Cheesecake :P More, MOOOARR!



Shepard: *after explaining his brilliant plan to Talinger*
Shepard: well Tali what do you think of my plan?
Talinger: YOU FOOL MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA RELEASING CONTROL OF THIS FORM.
Tali: what happened?
Shepard: I tricked Harbinger with a riduculous plan involving space cows, a herring, and Mel Brooks. He bought it.
Tali: Harbinger, what a moron!
*meanwhile in dark space*
Harbinger: GUYS I FOUND OUT HOW SHEPARD PLANS TO STOP US!!!
Other Reapers: Calm down Harbinger, what did you learn?
Harbinger: well *tells them about Shepard's "plan"*
Other Reapers: What's a herring? or a Mel Brooks?
Harbinger: they must be destroyed!!!
*back on the Normandy*
Tali: I would love to hear the Reapers talking about your "plan"
Shepard: *smiles*


This is great!!! :lol:

*two weeks after the above events*
Admiral Hackett: What is it soldier?
Ensign: Another old movie store was raided.
Admiral Hackett: what did they take?
Ensign: same as the other 12 times any and all Mel Brooks movies.
Admiral Hackett: damn!
*meanwhile in dark space*
Harbinger and rest of Reapers: *spent the last 2 weeks watching Mel Brooks movies.
Harrower: um so the Human is going to try to destroy us with the parodies?
Harbinger: It makes perfect sense!!
*on the Normandy*
Tali: *laughs*
Shepard: what is so funny?
Tali: oh I was just imagining what the Reapers are doing about your "plan"
Shepard: *laughs* I wonder if it actually fooled them...

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Bloodhuman1 wrote...

valttu wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

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Awww :wub:


What happens if they fall off the bed?

I don't think they would notice :wub: