cptncanuck wrote...
Tali and Legion fallout
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Tali - as Butch
Legion - as Marcelus
Vorcha - as Zed
Volus - as 'pawn shop' owner.
Tali heads for the shop door as the music plays, but pauses on the door step as sounds can be heard from downstairs.
Legion (through the floor): *bzzt* *bzzt* *not the input socket!*
*sound of Vorcha grunting*
Volus - "That's it! Go for the hard-drive!"
Tali shakes her head and steps away from the door and back into the shop.
*sounds from downstairs get louder* *music plays on*
Tali picks up a monkey wrench and tests its weight in two hands. Unsatisfied she puts down the wrench and tries on a pair of red boxing gloves embroidered with the letters K.G.B. The Sandvich in the nearby refrigerator looks that much more appealing. Taking off the gloves, Tali then spies a hefty-looking chainsword, and pictures running the Volus through with it.
*Legion can be heard beeping from below*
Then Tali's eye catches something beyond the audience's view and picks it up. A small metal tube object is held in her hands, and as she flicks a switch a rigid beam of blue light errupts from the end.
A smile crosses her lips (or so we think) and she heads back down into the 'pawn shop' basement with the lightsaber in hand.
Legion - *gah* *incorrect drive sequence*
*Vorcha grunts and tries to reinstall [censored] into Legion's [censored]*
*Volus mutters excitedly as Tali can be seen creeping into the room behind him*
Legion (looks at Tali) - *Tali creator, assisstance required!*
*Volus spins around, and is eviscerated by Tali's lightsaber off-screen*
*Vorcha drops omni-tool and [censored] as it edges closer to the Predator pistol on a nearby bench*
*music stops*
Tali *lightsaber at Vorcha's neck - Volus pressure suit hisses in the background - "You want that gun, don't you? Go ahead Vor-cha. Pick.It.Up."
*Vorcha inches closer to the gun*
Tali - "Go on. That's it." *whispers menacingly* "I want you to pick it up."
*Legion gets up behind Tali, ****s Katana shotgun*
Legion - *Tali creator, vacate obstructed firing parameter*
*Tali steps aside, and Legion shoots forcha in the groin*
HK-47 from off-set - *Commentary* *Take that, miniature organic meatbag! Charging blasters just in case.*
Tali - "Legion, are you okay?"
Legion - *Negatory, Tali creator. This unit is pretty f***ing far from okay."
*Vorcha squeals*
Tali - "Well, what now?"
Legion - *Executing processes to enable pain on organic subject. This unit is going to call up some hard hitting heretics to commence work on organic subect with an omni-tool and a fusion-torch. (to Vorcha) *Do you recieve me soon-to-be deceased organic? This unit is going to get Old-Machine on yo' ass!"
Tali - "uuh, I meant what now between you and I?"
Legion - *... consensus reached. There is no more interaction between Tali creator and this unit. Tali creator has lost all her Citadel privileges.*
LOL, that's a nice one, too. Still, kinda too much out of Legion's character (never heard Geth swearing...)
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