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[timedrake32]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Sorry, I'm drawing a blank on it.  Maybe the author took it down in shame.  It made all that other stuff I linked seem very tame.

Understandable.

Do you think anyone has written a really, really, dirty fanfic of Tali and Shepard?
Y'know, like... um... well... stuff like... uhh...

I'm telling you, this thing was it.  Tali had two tongues and the dialogue went something along the lines of "make me your little xenos pet!"

where is this story?

[sergio71785]

 

<3:wub:

[Alphyn]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'm telling you, this thing was it.  Tali had two tongues and the dialogue went something along the lines of "make me your little xenos pet!"

Two tongues?
That'd be weird.

[The_KFD_Case]

Gerudan wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

"Oppressor"? If you think I've been oppressing you then you ain't seen nothing to date. 

I see it's a case of "same old, same old". Delightful I'm sure.

So I was a rebel yesterday? I would like that thought. 

You flatter yourself. Besides, last time I checked BioWare owned this forum and thus this thread. Not I.

[GMR25]

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
What use would the suit-loving Quarians have for hair? Those suits likely have climate control. So hair would be worthless.

What does them wearing suits have to do with whether or not they evolved with hair? 

Those suits can likely warm them up or cool them down, so they wouldn't need hair.

Needing hair has nothing to do with being born with hair.... 

Then why do you doubt they could be hairy as a gorilla?

[Ormagodenator]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Drell should be the only fish peoples in ME.
(not saying Thane sucks or anything)

Fish people.  From desert planet.  Huh?

OK I forgot that part my oppologies to any Drell I may have offended.

[NuclearBuddha]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'm telling you, this thing was it.  Tali had two tongues and the dialogue went something along the lines of "make me your little xenos pet!"

:blink:  comb the net! This fanfic must be found!

I kind of never wanted to see it again, but now that I can't find it I have to keep looking.  It was written well before ME2 came out, and was in two parts.  The first part was in the airlock and the second part dropped any pretence of authenticity and just went to Shep's cabin.

[Alphyn]

timedrake32 wrote...
where is this story?

Deleted.

[Jake71887]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...
it funny how they used the least perverted pic I have some much more perverted tali pics

Back when people were actualy scared of moderators coming in.

Well, everyone but me... 

You sir are the bravest poster here. I give you that.

Not anymore, now everyone and their mother are constantly posting stuff, makes me sad 

[Phil725]

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
What use would the suit-loving Quarians have for hair? Those suits likely have climate control. So hair would be worthless.

What does them wearing suits have to do with whether or not they evolved with hair? 

Those suits can likely warm them up or cool them down, so they wouldn't need hair.

But they would still grow hair if they evolved with it, they wouldn't stop growing hair after a few hundred years in suits. 

And if quarian culture considers hair beautiful, that's all the reason that they need to maintain it in their suits.  With how advanced the suits are, I doubt keeping hair is that problematic.

[LostJ]

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Timey254 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
You want some hairy gorilla tali?

Since when is that the only alternative? 

Everyone is voting for hairy mammal. So I presume people here must be...

But "mammals" also include "humanoid", and "hair" just menas, Tali ain't bald unlike every other race in ME.

What use would the suit-loving Quarians have for hair? Those suits likely have climate control. So hair would be worthless.

What use do humans have for hair?

To do a lot of different hairstylezzzz!

Ugh..

[Pauravi]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Drell should be the only fish peoples in ME.
(not saying Thane sucks or anything)

"I'm standing right here!"

say wha? thought the drell were reptilianish?

They are.  Clearly snake-like, in fact.

[NuclearBuddha]

sergio71785 wrote...

 

<3:wub:

Very nice.  Missing a toe, though.

[Jake71887]

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
What use would the suit-loving Quarians have for hair? Those suits likely have climate control. So hair would be worthless.

What does them wearing suits have to do with whether or not they evolved with hair? 

Those suits can likely warm them up or cool them down, so they wouldn't need hair.

Needing hair has nothing to do with being born with hair.... 

Then why do you doubt they could be hairy as a gorilla?

I don't, my question was why you'd assume that was the only option. Humans have hair and are mammals, and aren't as hairy as gorillas... 

[Bloodhuman1]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

 

<3:wub:

Very nice.  Missing a toe, though.

Hands above the knees, sir.

[Shazzammer2]

Alphyn wrote...

timedrake32 wrote...
where is this story?

Deleted.

hey now hey now....... google may have cached it!

[NuclearBuddha]

Jake71887 wrote...
I don't, my question was why you'd assume that was the only option. Humans have hair and are mammals, and aren't as hairy as gorillas... 

Well, some aren't.  Ugh.

[Alphyn]

NuclearBuddha wrote...
I kind of never wanted to see it again, but now that I can't find it I have to keep looking.  It was written well before ME2 came out, and was in two parts.  The first part was in the airlock and the second part dropped any pretence of authenticity and just went to Shep's cabin.

Good luck, mate.

I wouldn't be surprised if it had really high innuendo, stuff like.. well, I'm not going to say it. Not here.

[Sleepicub09]

GMR25 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

back from the adul...general store

Did you buy us anything?

let me look in bag you like sobe

[GMR25]

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
What use would the suit-loving Quarians have for hair? Those suits likely have climate control. So hair would be worthless.

What does them wearing suits have to do with whether or not they evolved with hair? 

Those suits can likely warm them up or cool them down, so they wouldn't need hair.

Needing hair has nothing to do with being born with hair.... 

Then why do you doubt they could be hairy as a gorilla?

I don't, my question was why you'd assume that was the only option. Humans have hair and are mammals, and aren't as hairy as gorillas... 

You're comparing species with entirely different Amino Acids.

[Angelraid]

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
What use would the suit-loving Quarians have for hair? Those suits likely have climate control. So hair would be worthless.

What does them wearing suits have to do with whether or not they evolved with hair? 

Those suits can likely warm them up or cool them down, so they wouldn't need hair.

Needing hair has nothing to do with being born with hair.... 

Then why do you doubt they could be hairy as a gorilla?

I don't, my question was why you'd assume that was the only option. Humans have hair and are mammals, and aren't as hairy as gorillas... 

Well, not all of us at least.

[The_KFD_Case]

Pauravi wrote...

sm00thie88 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Greeting
"sigh" As the quote of Arthur Schopenhauer would say :
“In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief periods.”

And not to forget Schopenhauer was a pessimist and did not really enjoy accompany - and the paradox thing: he saw himself as the follower of immanuel kant, who was the complete opposite of schopenhauer. oh yes.

Revan quoting antisocial misanthropes?  You don't say!

Immanuel Kant. Arguably the father of the modern day "democratic peace theory" following in the footsteps of his 1795 publication "Perpetual Peace".

[Jake71887]

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
What use would the suit-loving Quarians have for hair? Those suits likely have climate control. So hair would be worthless.

What does them wearing suits have to do with whether or not they evolved with hair? 

Those suits can likely warm them up or cool them down, so they wouldn't need hair.

Needing hair has nothing to do with being born with hair.... 

Then why do you doubt they could be hairy as a gorilla?

I don't, my question was why you'd assume that was the only option. Humans have hair and are mammals, and aren't as hairy as gorillas... 

You're comparing species with entirely different Amino Acids.

Please tell me you're joking, and aren't seriously this retarded... 

[MadCat221]

Quarians have hair. There is the obvious instance of eyebrows being vaguely visible in the right light. Also, why do Quarian women wear the cowl like that, if not to emulate flowing long hair?