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[Soban]

I've written a new piece of Tali fanfic.

http://social.biowar...0231/blog/3353/

Renegade's reign of romance.

While your at my blog check out my outher fics they are much less dark.

Modifié par Soban, 15 mars 2010 - 04:06 .

[cannedcream]

GeeMunkey wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Why do you like em so?

I don't like them, nor do I dislike them. But like I said, I'm not going to judge them all because of the few I have met.

Many turians in the game are ****s, but I don't hate turians. That statement goes true for pretty much every race.

Name ONE bad Turian.

Saren.


But besides, the whole first contact war caused the tension with turians.

Actually I've heard this one...
"The First Contact War started because baby Garrus Vakarian misplaced
his rattle, and the entire turian fleet went on a rampage to find it.
Facing him without it was the alternative."

Also: Garrus' tears are the cure for the quarian's weak immune system. Sadly, he has never cried.

[NuclearBuddha]

Himmelstor wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...
I don't know for certain, but I always assumed it was the Rayya since Tali was born on that ship.

Oh, yeah.  That was obvious.  You're almost certainly right.

Not necessarily. Really only means mother for certain.
Evidence, not supposition.

Well, yeah, but it's a very reasonable assumption.  As a liveship, the Rayya is one of the most important ships in the fleet.  1/3 of all the food and such.

[Bloodhuman1]

Shepard and Tali's son, Rael Shepard, was waiting for his bed time story
with a certain degree of impatience.

Suddenly Garrus just
remembered that Tali would be upset if he or another one cursed around
her son or made him cry.

And an upset Tali mean... Well...A lot
of blood with a broken nose, carving trips and shotgun in the ass.

----

This
time, Tali was pleased with her guests (Garrus, Grunt and Mordin). They
didn't do anything to upset her son (she heard him giggling), they
didn't do anything that could break the house – like last time...

After
the last incident in her house,she had warned them that if any of them
showed up again, she would not hesitate to obliterate their offending
presence with a shotgun.

But they liked Rael very much and he
liked them too. So she forgave them... for now.

----

"Uncle
Garrus... What’s a whor*?"

Garrus only thought was...

Sh*t!

They
had to think quickly of a way to answer the question without upsetting
Rael nor breaking his innocence yet. And hope that Tali wouldn't hear
any of it.

Mordin was the first to speak.

"What he means
to say is... Well... your uncle Grunt was raised because of the WAR."

Garrus
continued the little lie.

"Yeah. Like your father - he became
the hero of the galaxie because of the war against the reapers."

"He
has grown mature because of it." said Mordin.

Grunt was confused
"What the hell are you talking about? I mea..."

"Shut up !" Said
Garrus in a slow treating voice.

Rael looked at his three
“uncles,” a bit confused.

"So... Daddy became a man... because of
a whor*?"

"YES ! Clever boy." Garrus grinned, patting the head
of the young boy.

And his worst mistake would have been to think
that he said “war” instead of “whor*.”


Got this from page 149.

[Soahfreako]

sergio71785 wrote...

O.O

[BTG_01]

Congratulations on 2900, gotta go now, Keelah Se'lai

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
Doctor prescribes fanfiction!
Part Five of Act III: Reckoning is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/3335/

Carry over. With music:

[R34P3RR3D33M3R]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Why do you like em so?

I don't like them, nor do I dislike them. But like I said, I'm not going to judge them all because of the few I have met.

Many turians in the game are ****s, but I don't hate turians. That statement goes true for pretty much every race.

Name ONE bad Turian.

Saren?  That dude who was going to mess Tali up?

Garrus says he's a bad turian, but he means something different.

Edit:  Oh, and the scumbag in the Afterlife VIP room.

So I got at least 3 bad turians.  Come to think of it, there were those two muggers in the Afterlife VIP room as well.  Enough yet?

Sidonis. Warden Kuril or what his name was, the guy on the Purgatory. The guy who doesn't give the human his refund. The guy who harasses the poor lady in front of the Citadel, calling all humans racist, all day long.

[Azint]

GMR25 wrote...

They all had perfectly good reasons for what they did.

[videowiz186]

videowiz186 wrote...

videowiz186 wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion!

Have written Part 20 of Salvation or Destruction!

Read and comment. Will be appreciated.

Carry over.

Again.

[Sleepicub09]

GMR25 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Why do you like em so?

I don't like them, nor do I dislike them. But like I said, I'm not going to judge them all because of the few I have met.

Many turians in the game are ****s, but I don't hate turians. That statement goes true for pretty much every race.

Name ONE bad Turian.

Saren?  That dude who was going to mess Tali up?

Garrus says he's a bad turian, but he means something different.

Edit:  Oh, and the scumbag in the Afterlife VIP room.

They all had perfectly good reasons for what they did.

yeah but you disrespected tali which says fail

[NuclearBuddha]

GMR25 wrote...
They all had perfectly good reasons for what they did.

The VIP room turian had a good reason to not accept "no" for an answer when he offered to pay that dancer to "use her mouth"?  This I gotta hear.

[solazz]

@NuclearBuddha



No, I don't think the finished product of that picture was ever shown. A shame. BUT I TOTALLY GOT TO SEE THE PREVIEW AND YOU DIDN'T!

[GMR25]

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

They all had perfectly good reasons for what they did.

[Himmelstor]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...
I don't know for certain, but I always assumed it was the Rayya since Tali was born on that ship.

Oh, yeah.  That was obvious.  You're almost certainly right.

Not necessarily. Really only means mother for certain.
Evidence, not supposition.

Well, yeah, but it's a very reasonable assumption.  As a liveship, the Rayya is one of the most important ships in the fleet.  1/3 of all the food and such.

Rayya is not Liveship.
Liveship has no permanent crew. In rotations, I believe.

[NuclearBuddha]

solazz wrote...

@NuclearBuddha

No, I don't think the finished product of that picture was ever shown. A shame. BUT I TOTALLY GOT TO SEE THE PREVIEW AND YOU DIDN'T!

And I still hate your guts for it.  Oh well, maybe another day...

[Azint]

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

They all had perfectly good reasons for what they did.

*snip*

I never did like raccoons.

[Ormagodenator]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...
Wasea was the one doing the rag doll throwing.

www.youtube.com/watch

let that be a message to all Volus

:devil:They will all end up like the biotic god.

more like the Biotic pudle.

[NuclearBuddha]

Himmelstor wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Well, yeah, but it's a very reasonable assumption.  As a liveship, the Rayya is one of the most important ships in the fleet.  1/3 of all the food and such.

Rayya is not Liveship.
Liveship has no permanent crew. In rotations, I believe.

Really?  I could have sworn those gigantic ball-ships were the liveships.  I mean, what else is going to have the space to grow food for 17 million quarians?

[Himmelstor]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Well, yeah, but it's a very reasonable assumption.  As a liveship, the Rayya is one of the most important ships in the fleet.  1/3 of all the food and such.

Rayya is not Liveship.
Liveship has no permanent crew. In rotations, I believe.

Really?  I could have sworn those gigantic ball-ships were the liveships.  I mean, what else is going to have the space to grow food for 17 million quarians?

Should be. But didn't dock with those.

[Ormagodenator]

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Shepard and Tali's son, Rael Shepard, was waiting for his bed time story
with a certain degree of impatience.

Suddenly Garrus just
remembered that Tali would be upset if he or another one cursed around
her son or made him cry.

And an upset Tali mean... Well...A lot
of blood with a broken nose, carving trips and shotgun in the ass.

----

This
time, Tali was pleased with her guests (Garrus, Grunt and Mordin). They
didn't do anything to upset her son (she heard him giggling), they
didn't do anything that could break the house – like last time...

After
the last incident in her house,she had warned them that if any of them
showed up again, she would not hesitate to obliterate their offending
presence with a shotgun.

But they liked Rael very much and he
liked them too. So she forgave them... for now.

----

"Uncle
Garrus... What’s a whor*?"

Garrus only thought was...

Sh*t!

They
had to think quickly of a way to answer the question without upsetting
Rael nor breaking his innocence yet. And hope that Tali wouldn't hear
any of it.

Mordin was the first to speak.

"What he means
to say is... Well... your uncle Grunt was raised because of the WAR."

Garrus
continued the little lie.

"Yeah. Like your father - he became
the hero of the galaxie because of the war against the reapers."

"He
has grown mature because of it." said Mordin.

Grunt was confused
"What the hell are you talking about? I mea..."

"Shut up !" Said
Garrus in a slow treating voice.

Rael looked at his three
“uncles,” a bit confused.

"So... Daddy became a man... because of
a whor*?"

"YES ! Clever boy." Garrus grinned, patting the head
of the young boy.

And his worst mistake would have been to think
that he said “war” instead of “whor*.”


Got this from page 149.

where did you find this I it's so funny.