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[Ormagodenator]

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Geth Knight wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END

Last one.

this is the last one

Yea, the last one I could fine.

But if someone could make a sequel of this or something, then you may.

who made this anyway

Someone who thinks quarians and humans can have kids. Unless it said the child was adopted. Dont remember.

Revankun made this.

were can I find the rest of these.

[NuclearBuddha]

Sleepicub09 wrote...
I'm always nice to somebody

That specific somebody, or just somebody in general?  'Cause I've been tripped up on this before.

[solazz]

The Gay Warden wrote...



Hey guys, been gone for quite a while. How is everyone? Glad to see the thread's still going.

Hi, don't think we've met. From what I understand, you started this whole mess.  You owe me countless hours of my life that this thread has sucked away!

But in all seriousness, I do love visiting this thread often.  It's great.

[cannedcream]

The Gay Warden wrote...



Hey guys, been gone for quite a while. How is everyone? Glad to see the thread's still going.

Going on strong.
The Tali Love Train only stops long enough to pick up more passengers.

[Jalisurr]

Wow. Getting pretty close to 3000 posts in this thread alone, guys! Keep it up! Show everyone just how much we love Tali.

[Himmelstor]

The Gay Warden wrote...



Hey guys, been gone for quite a while. How is everyone? Glad to see the thread's still going.

Been awhile. Why?

[The Gay Warden]

antilles333 wrote...

Gay. Always typing without quoting.

I got that habit from you, yo.

Dude, I never quote!

[alickar]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...
Suprising too.
When Im here drama is usually always present.

I wonder why...

Be nice to Somebody.  He bruises easily.

Yes.

Would you like some ice with that skinned knee?

Naw just a band-aid.

I'm always nice to somebody

Yeah right, you love to push my buttons.

push my buttons

[knight5923]

solazz wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...



Hey guys, been gone for quite a while. How is everyone? Glad to see the thread's still going.

Hi, don't think we've met. From what I understand, you started this whole mess.  You owe me countless hours of my life that this thread has sucked away!

But in all seriousness, I do love visiting this thread often.  It's great.

............. the creator:o

[Azint]

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

*snip*

This is how angry you make me.

Am I the phone?

*snip*

Well I'm pleased to see I have earned your full-attention.

Anyways I am going to log off. I am going to play ME2 now and do the very thing we talk frequently about on this thread; try to bed a fictional character.

Have fun.

[alickar]

starwarschewy wrote...

krogan agrees

[The Gay Warden]

Himmelstor wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...



Hey guys, been gone for quite a while. How is everyone? Glad to see the thread's still going.

Been awhile. Why?

I moved.

[cannedcream]

antilles333 wrote...

Hey, everyone. Show some respect to Gay.

Guy's the only reason this damn thread exists.

Indeed. The guy is like. . .the king of awesome.

[NuclearBuddha]

Ormagodenator wrote...

were can I find the rest of these.

Here.

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 15 mars 2010 - 04:38 .

[Sleepicub09]

alickar wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Azint wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...
Suprising too.
When Im here drama is usually always present.

I wonder why...

Be nice to Somebody.  He bruises easily.

Yes.

Would you like some ice with that skinned knee?

Naw just a band-aid.

I'm always nice to somebody

Yeah right, you love to push my buttons.

push my buttons

what are the "buttons" you speak of

[GMR25]

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

*snip*

This is how angry you make me.

Am I the phone?

*snip*

Well I'm pleased to see I have earned your full-attention.

Anyways I am going to log off. I am going to play ME2 now and do the very thing we talk frequently about on this thread; try to bed a fictional character.

Have fun.

Goodbye. Don't get shot.

[Himmelstor]

antilles333 wrote...

Lol. You crack me up, Gay.

And Doc, he said his internet died.

Will accept reason, then. Welcome back, The Gay Warden.

Modifié par Himmelstor, 15 mars 2010 - 04:39 .