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[Maximus Veritas]

starwarschewy wrote...

[Sleepicub09]

The Gay Warden wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...



Hey guys, been gone for quite a while. How is everyone? Glad to see the thread's still going.

Been awhile. Why?

I moved.

you gotta Tali loving to catch up one and we don't have an op no more just so you know

[Ormagodenator]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

were can I find the rest of these.

Here.

wich one is it.

[NuclearBuddha]

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

*snip*

This is how angry you make me.

Am I the phone?

*headbangin' snip*

Then who was phone?

[Bloodhuman1]

Ormagodenator wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Geth Knight wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

The three uncles were about to leave, when a small sleepy voice came from behind them.
"Mommy..."
Immediately Rael was in his mother’s arms. He giggled when she kissed his cheek and muttered soft, sweet things in his ears.
"What is it, love? Why aren't you sleeping? It's past midnight."
Rael looked up at his mother and grinned.
"You know Mommy..."
Garrus had a bad feeling about this. "Maybe... we should... go..."
"Yes... I don't feel so... have some research to do." agreed Mordin.
"Let's get out of here!" said Grunt.
But before they could get to the door...
"Uncle Garrus, Mordin and Grunt said that Daddy grew into a man because of whor*s and they will bring me to a b*tch tomorrow to make me a man too. Isn't it great?" beamed the young half quarian.
Silence.
More silence.
Worst than silence.
Tali didn't say anything.
Maybe there was still hope in living after all.
So they thought...Even without seeing her face they could see that her eyes said only one thing: MURDER!
...
It is said that their bodies were never found and that they were defeated by something worse than the reapers... An angry housewife quarian.
Their screams would haunt the planet Rannoch forever.
...
"Dare I ask what happened here?" asked a rather confused Shepard upon discovering a crying Garrus, a castrated Grunt and a beaten Mordin outside his house.
"No... You don't..." replied the three broken, beaten, bloody men.
END

Last one.

this is the last one

Yea, the last one I could fine.

But if someone could make a sequel of this or something, then you may.

who made this anyway

Someone who thinks quarians and humans can have kids. Unless it said the child was adopted. Dont remember.

Revankun made this.

were can I find the rest of these.

Back at least 1-2 pages away.

[knight5923]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

alickar wrote...

push my buttons

what are the "buttons" you speak of

uhhh...*shudders* I hope this conversation doesn't end up focusing on Grunt's poop vent:sick:

[FsDxRAGE]

solazz wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...



Hey guys, been gone for quite a while. How is everyone? Glad to see the thread's still going.

Hi, don't think we've met. From what I understand, you started this whole mess.  You owe me countless hours of my life that this thread has sucked away!

But in all seriousness, I do love visiting this thread often.  It's great.

Warden, you are back!
Welcome!!!!

[The Gay Warden]

@runescapeguy



Holy crap that is awesome.



And glad to see the more familiar faces! (Antilles, Himmelstor) And the new ones as well!



Glad to be back.

[ControlFreak12]

Fanfic posted. No Tali in it YET. Stand by: Unless I give up and decide to do something else this is going to be the first of a planned series which follows the adventures of Adrian Shepard (MY version of the Shepard clone).

P.S. Kudos to anyone who spots the obvious OP4 reference.

[Maximus Veritas]

starwarschewy wrote...

[cannedcream]

alickar wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...
*Tali LAWL cat snip*

krogan agrees

Congrats. You and that cat have both just won internets.

[solazz]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

*snip*

This is how angry you make me.

Am I the phone?

*headbangin' snip*

Then who was phone?

You were the phone.

[GMR25]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

*snip*

This is how angry you make me.

Am I the phone?

*headbangin' snip*

Then who was phone?

He was...

[FsDxRAGE]

damn, it sure is good to see an old face... where have your been Warden?

[Iclonic]

I want to Repost my old One-shot...this helped get the conversation going back on page 683...along with some letter...(That was fantastic.)



They sat in ‘Dark Star’, watching the others dance to the throbbing music of the club. Shepard sat with a glass in his hand filled with something he couldn’t remember. He wore his Cerberus dress uniform. A neat white and black suit he wore on special occasions. He had decided to wear it instead of his armor, which lacked comfort when he sat down to enjoy himself. Garrus sat across form him his hands tapping the table to the beat of the music. Like the commander, he wore a Turian form of a dress uniform, with the Cerberus logo plastered on his black, white and dark blue uniform. Adjacent to Shepard sat Tali who gazed at the ceiling, amused by the twinkling effect; a simulation of beautiful stars in the Galaxy.

A drunk Turian approached the group of three and partially spilled his drink all over the table; tripping under his feet.

“Whats up?” the intruder yelled, swallowing another mouthful of his alcohol. Tali found Shepard amused by the Turian’s drunkenness. She found it awfully funny...and disturbing...in the good way.

“Whats your name?” Shepard asked, a cheeky smile spreading across his lips. The Turian laughed for a few seconds before sputtering out his name.

“Daren Sloahac” the words rolled of his tongue. Garrus butted in.

“Daren, how you doing?” he asked waving his hand in greeting.

“Nothin much...just wanted to...” a burp belched from Daren. “Just wanted to say hi to you guys. You guys...are awesome!” He threw his drink behind him, crashing into an asari’s head. The three; shocked with what he had done, looked over expecting the woman to yelp in pain and anger. It seemed she was too intoxicated to notice what hit her. She continued dancing, oblivious to what had happened.



“You. You. You. Are a legend my man.” Daren pointed towards Shepard.

“And you, Your like a brother!” Daren shifted his gaze towards Garrus. Garrus nodded in annoyance.

“And your hawt.” Daren blurted, before belching in front of Tali’s face. Before Tali could sarcastically say thanks, she saw condensation form on the outside of her visor; the stench of alcohol from Daren’s breath condensed on the glass, blinding Tali. She squealed and attempted to rub the vapor off with her hands. Shepard laughed hysterically until Tali wiped it off. He stopped when he saw her visor push towards his direction; a glare he could see through her mask. He was sleeping on the couch tonight.



Later that night...



“Tali...” Shepard shifted uncomfortably on the couch. “Tali...”

“What?” She hissed under her breath, not bothering to turn around to face Shepard.

“I’m sorry.” He pouted innocently, hoping for some attention.

She turned around to face him and giggled.

“Ah Shepard, the hero of Eden Prime, the savior of the Citadel...You can conquer all can’t you? Yet you can’t even conquer your own bed.”

“We’ll see about that.” Shepard replied getting off the couch.

“You’re going to have to fight me for it.” She replied.

“Looking forward to it.”

[Iclonic]

The Gay Warden wrote...

@runescapeguy

Holy crap that is awesome.

And glad to see the more familiar faces! (Antilles, Himmelstor) And the new ones as well!

Glad to be back.

Warden's back?  Huh. Nice to see a familiar face.

[JeanLuc761]

starwarschewy wrote...

Oh god why.............

[videowiz186]

The Gay Warden wrote...

@runescapeguy

Holy crap that is awesome.

And glad to see the more familiar faces! (Antilles, Himmelstor) And the new ones as well!

Glad to be back.

Forgot me. Am salarian behind Doctor.

[Sleepicub09]

The Gay Warden wrote...

@runescapeguy

Holy crap that is awesome.

And glad to see the more familiar faces! (Antilles, Himmelstor) And the new ones as well!

Glad to be back.

you left me out I been from the start:crying:

[FsDxRAGE]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

damn, it sure is good to see an old face... where have your been Warden?

Moving, according to what he said twice.

sorry, just came back to check in from typing my fanfic...missed that