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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!


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TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...

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What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?

Your lover leaves your for a krogan...:crying:

when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Image IPB

I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??:blink:

#73802
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*yawwwwwwwwwnnn* so how's the thread-y waters this morning?:)

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Ormagodenator wrote...

Jalisurr wrote...

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Scalpels wrote...

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Jalisurr wrote...

come on guys, we are so close to 3000! Moar Tali!

more Tali less breakfast


According to Biochemists with real world degree. Tali would taste sweet as many sugars are based on Dextro-DNA. Is simplification, but lacking sufficient time to type dissertation on subject.

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did not understand
but Tali is sweetImage IPB

He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!

no sugar is made of Tali.
(not triying to be canibalistique)

Image IPB thats alil creepy...also dont like the idea of sharing tali wit the entire galaxy

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Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.


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SpatFieya wrote...

Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.

I would put my tongue on that.

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SpatFieya wrote...

Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.


why does that sound so familiar?:huh:

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knight5923 wrote...

*yawwwwwwwwwnnn* so how's the thread-y waters this morning?:)

Decent.

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

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He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!

no sugar is made of Tali.
(not triying to be canibalistique)

"It's Tali!  Soylent Green is made of Tali!"

Tali is just so delicious,
she's so sweetImage IPB

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knight5923 wrote...

*yawwwwwwwwwnnn* so how's the thread-y waters this morning?:)

well all you missed was debate between me and TGFKAMAdmaX other than that nothing

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Somebody1003 wrote...

TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?

Your lover leaves your for a krogan...:crying:

when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Image IPB

I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??:blink:


Wasn't it a pen*s enlargement ad?

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Jalisurr wrote...

He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!

no sugar is made of Tali.
(not triying to be canibalistique)

"It's Tali!  Soylent Green is made of Tali!"

Next you're all gonna start making up silly Chuck Norris style 'jokes' about how sweet etc Tali is :unsure:

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Drawing on personal experience. Turian was bombing. No chance. Cannot blame for trying. Persistent too. Not likely to be successful.

yeah but when i stood there listening...he brought up the interspecies relationship vid which led her to begin to try and show him her sensory mods in her suit


Have been in friends zone. Female willing to discuss intimate details is not sign of leaving friend zone. Opposite is true. Quarian sees Turian non-relationship material. Is comfortable bringing up embarrasing/intimate details. Sees turian as not a threat. Do not understand it. Just observations.

Perfer celluar reproduction... simpler.

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SpatFieya wrote...

Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.

no she tastes like strawberries :wub:

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.

I would put my tongue on that.

mmmmmm...grape/tali

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So, do you think that since Tali would taste sweet to us, would we taste sweet to them?



Would they're taste buds be different from ours?

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Phil725 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?

Your lover leaves your for a krogan...:crying:

when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Image IPB

I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??:blink:


Wasn't it a pen*s enlargement ad?

Was it really?:o

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Sleepicub09 wrote...

knight5923 wrote...

*yawwwwwwwwwnnn* so how's the thread-y waters this morning?:)

well all you missed was debate between me and TGFKAMAdmaX other than that nothing

yeppers

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Somebody1003 wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?

Your lover leaves your for a krogan...:crying:

when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Image IPB

I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??:blink:


Wasn't it a pen*s enlargement ad?

Was it really?:o

*samcks somebody on the forehead*...coulda had a v8

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Somebody1003 wrote...

HK01 wrote...

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Bloodhuman1 wrote...


Shepard:looks like someones ready for round 2;)


Timedrake, you're a perv. You constantly make some sex jokes(just think of yesterday). HK01 disapprovesImage IPB



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who could that be?

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From: Morlan

"I am sorry, my mate, I leave you for a krogan because you are not endowed as good for your species."

Do you fear these words? Morlan's famous shop sells many enhancements online that are not restricted by Citadel trading regulations! Whether you require hormone augmentation, cybernetic enhancement, or genebiotic xenografting, Morlan has many things you will be pleased with!

All species and gender order online from Morlan's famous extranet site, hotlinked from this message!

(Product availability varies by local trade regulations, all element zero products require shipping subcharge, no shipping to Omega, krogan reproductive organs not available, other restrictions may apply.)


Best e-mail ever.:lol:

Modifié par Somebody1003, 15 mars 2010 - 06:50 .


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Scalpels wrote...

TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...

Scalpels wrote...

Drawing on personal experience. Turian was bombing. No chance. Cannot blame for trying. Persistent too. Not likely to be successful.

yeah but when i stood there listening...he brought up the interspecies relationship vid which led her to begin to try and show him her sensory mods in her suit


Have been in friends zone. Female willing to discuss intimate details is not sign of leaving friend zone. Opposite is true. Quarian sees Turian non-relationship material. Is comfortable bringing up embarrasing/intimate details. Sees turian as not a threat. Do not understand it. Just observations.

Perfer celluar reproduction... simpler.

logical conclusion

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TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Jalisurr wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Scalpels wrote...

Ormagodenator wrote...

Jalisurr wrote...

come on guys, we are so close to 3000! Moar Tali!

more Tali less breakfast


According to Biochemists with real world degree. Tali would taste sweet as many sugars are based on Dextro-DNA. Is simplification, but lacking sufficient time to type dissertation on subject.

Image IPB
did not understand
but Tali is sweetImage IPB

He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!

no sugar is made of Tali.
(not triying to be canibalistique)

Image IPB thats alil creepy...also dont like the idea of sharing tali wit the entire galaxy

Tali only gives her special sugar to SheperdImage IPB

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SpatFieya wrote...

So, do you think that since Tali would taste sweet to us, would we taste sweet to them?

Would they're taste buds be different from ours?

crap man.:blink:
i have no clue i'm don't study bio so i have no clue:?

#73824
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no Tali tastes like an undescribablespeciment that no one can explain with words

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Scalpels wrote...
Have been in friends zone. Female willing to discuss intimate details is not sign of leaving friend zone. Opposite is true. Quarian sees Turian non-relationship material. Is comfortable bringing up embarrasing/intimate details. Sees turian as not a threat. Do not understand it. Just observations.

Perfer celluar reproduction... simpler.

Regarding the friend zone:  I always thought it was funny that Jack can finally put on a damn shirt when only she is available as a romance option.