I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...
when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Somebody1003 wrote...
What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?
Your lover leaves your for a krogan...
All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!
#73801
Guest_Somebody1003_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:46
Guest_Somebody1003_*
#73802
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:46
#73803
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:46
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
Ormagodenator wrote...
no sugar is made of Tali.Jalisurr wrote...
He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!Ormagodenator wrote...
Scalpels wrote...
Ormagodenator wrote...
more Tali less breakfastJalisurr wrote...
come on guys, we are so close to 3000! Moar Tali!
According to Biochemists with real world degree. Tali would taste sweet as many sugars are based on Dextro-DNA. Is simplification, but lacking sufficient time to type dissertation on subject.
did not understand
but Tali is sweet
(not triying to be canibalistique)
#73804
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:46
#73805
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:47
I would put my tongue on that.SpatFieya wrote...
Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.
#73806
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:47
SpatFieya wrote...
Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.
why does that sound so familiar?
#73807
Guest_Somebody1003_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:47
Guest_Somebody1003_*
Decent.knight5923 wrote...
*yawwwwwwwwwnnn* so how's the thread-y waters this morning?
#73808
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:47
Tali is just so delicious,NuclearBuddha wrote...
"It's Tali! Soylent Green is made of Tali!"Ormagodenator wrote...
no sugar is made of Tali.Jalisurr wrote...
He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!
(not triying to be canibalistique)
she's so sweet
#73809
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:47
well all you missed was debate between me and TGFKAMAdmaX other than that nothingknight5923 wrote...
*yawwwwwwwwwnnn* so how's the thread-y waters this morning?
#73810
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:48
Somebody1003 wrote...
I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...
when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Somebody1003 wrote...
What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?
Your lover leaves your for a krogan...
Wasn't it a pen*s enlargement ad?
#73811
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:48
Next you're all gonna start making up silly Chuck Norris style 'jokes' about how sweet etc Tali isNuclearBuddha wrote...
"It's Tali! Soylent Green is made of Tali!"Ormagodenator wrote...
no sugar is made of Tali.Jalisurr wrote...
He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!
(not triying to be canibalistique)
#73812
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:48
TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...
yeah but when i stood there listening...he brought up the interspecies relationship vid which led her to begin to try and show him her sensory mods in her suitScalpels wrote...
Drawing on personal experience. Turian was bombing. No chance. Cannot blame for trying. Persistent too. Not likely to be successful.
Have been in friends zone. Female willing to discuss intimate details is not sign of leaving friend zone. Opposite is true. Quarian sees Turian non-relationship material. Is comfortable bringing up embarrasing/intimate details. Sees turian as not a threat. Do not understand it. Just observations.
Perfer celluar reproduction... simpler.
#73813
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:48
no she tastes like strawberriesSpatFieya wrote...
Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.
#73814
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:48
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
mmmmmm...grape/taliNuclearBuddha wrote...
I would put my tongue on that.SpatFieya wrote...
Tali tastes like grape jolly rancher.
#73815
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:48
Would they're taste buds be different from ours?
#73816
Guest_Somebody1003_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:48
Guest_Somebody1003_*
Was it really?Phil725 wrote...
Somebody1003 wrote...
I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...
when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Somebody1003 wrote...
What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?
Your lover leaves your for a krogan...
Wasn't it a pen*s enlargement ad?
#73817
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:49
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
yeppersSleepicub09 wrote...
well all you missed was debate between me and TGFKAMAdmaX other than that nothingknight5923 wrote...
*yawwwwwwwwwnnn* so how's the thread-y waters this morning?
#73818
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:49
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
*samcks somebody on the forehead*...coulda had a v8Somebody1003 wrote...
Was it really?Phil725 wrote...
Somebody1003 wrote...
I was like oh yeah this guy from the citadel..... what whaaa??TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...
when frist reading it i thought it was to me personally in the game so i was flipping out...Somebody1003 wrote...
What was Morlans e-mail supposed to be too?
Your lover leaves your for a krogan...
Wasn't it a pen*s enlargement ad?
#73819
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:49
Somebody1003 wrote...
HK01 wrote...
timedrake32 wrote...
Shepard:looks like someones ready for round 2;)Bloodhuman1 wrote...
Timedrake, you're a perv. You constantly make some sex jokes(just think of yesterday). HK01 disapproves
who could that be?
#73820
Guest_Somebody1003_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:49
Guest_Somebody1003_*
From: Morlan
"I am sorry, my mate, I leave you for a krogan because you are not endowed as good for your species."
Do you fear these words? Morlan's famous shop sells many enhancements online that are not restricted by Citadel trading regulations! Whether you require hormone augmentation, cybernetic enhancement, or genebiotic xenografting, Morlan has many things you will be pleased with!
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Best e-mail ever.
Modifié par Somebody1003, 15 mars 2010 - 06:50 .
#73821
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:49
Guest_TGFKAMAdmaX_*
logical conclusionScalpels wrote...
TGFKAMAdmaX wrote...
yeah but when i stood there listening...he brought up the interspecies relationship vid which led her to begin to try and show him her sensory mods in her suitScalpels wrote...
Drawing on personal experience. Turian was bombing. No chance. Cannot blame for trying. Persistent too. Not likely to be successful.
Have been in friends zone. Female willing to discuss intimate details is not sign of leaving friend zone. Opposite is true. Quarian sees Turian non-relationship material. Is comfortable bringing up embarrasing/intimate details. Sees turian as not a threat. Do not understand it. Just observations.
Perfer celluar reproduction... simpler.
#73822
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:50
Tali only gives her special sugar to SheperdTGFKAMAdmaX wrote...
Ormagodenator wrote...
no sugar is made of Tali.Jalisurr wrote...
He is saying....Tali is made of sugar!Ormagodenator wrote...
Scalpels wrote...
Ormagodenator wrote...
more Tali less breakfastJalisurr wrote...
come on guys, we are so close to 3000! Moar Tali!
According to Biochemists with real world degree. Tali would taste sweet as many sugars are based on Dextro-DNA. Is simplification, but lacking sufficient time to type dissertation on subject.
did not understand
but Tali is sweet
(not triying to be canibalistique)thats alil creepy...also dont like the idea of sharing tali wit the entire galaxy
#73823
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:50
crap man.SpatFieya wrote...
So, do you think that since Tali would taste sweet to us, would we taste sweet to them?
Would they're taste buds be different from ours?
i have no clue i'm don't study bio so i have no clue:?
#73824
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:50
#73825
Posté 15 mars 2010 - 06:51
Regarding the friend zone: I always thought it was funny that Jack can finally put on a damn shirt when only she is available as a romance option.Scalpels wrote...
Have been in friends zone. Female willing to discuss intimate details is not sign of leaving friend zone. Opposite is true. Quarian sees Turian non-relationship material. Is comfortable bringing up embarrasing/intimate details. Sees turian as not a threat. Do not understand it. Just observations.
Perfer celluar reproduction... simpler.




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