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[Soahfreako]

Rich_Tysoe wrote...

Lord Abrasion wrote...

Tali: Guys, guys, guys, I think I've solved our money problem. I'm writing an email to my Bank Manager. See what you think... ”Dear Bank Manager."
Shepard: Yeah?
Tali: Well, that's it. I'm quite pleased with it so far, though.
Shepard: Oh, well, it's a strong opening, certainly.
Grunt: I don't like the "dear." Sounds a bit too much like, "Will you go to bed with me?"
Shepard: Yeah, you're right, Grunt. He has been staring at Tali's hips.
Tali: Hey! I'm standing right here.
Grunt: Uh, what about...”darling"?
[everyone concurs]
Tali: [typing] "Darling Bank Manager...”
Jack: No, no, no, no, no, not "Bank Manager," it's far too p*ssy buttkissing. Tell it like it is, put "Fascist Bullyboy!"
Tali: "Darling Fascist Bullyboy...”
Shepard: That's nice, yes, so far so good. So what do you want to say?
Tali: Well, basically, I want to ask him if I can have an extension on my overdraft but I know there must be a better way of putting it than that.
Shepard: Well, what about, "Give me some more money"?
Grunt: ...”You bastard!"
Tali: Don't you think that's a bit strong?
Shepard: Ah, Tali, people like that respect strength.
Tali: Yes, you're right. Uhm, "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard...” Uhm...”Love, Tali."
Grunt: Not "Love, Tali"! That sounds far too much like, "Come and get it like a big, krogan sex machine!"
Tali: Yes, you're right... Uhm, what about, "Yours sincerely"?
Jack: Oh, for ****s sake, Tali. If you're going to be that sycophantic, why don't you go 'round there now and stick your tongue straight down the back of his pants?
Tali: Oh, look, I know, I know, why not "Keelah se'lai"?
Shepard: I don't know, Tali. It's hard to tell. What does it mean?
Tali: It means, "May your enviro-suit never spring a leak and may your CO2 scrubbers never malfunction."
Shepard: He'll never understand "Keelah se'lai," you'll have to write the whole thing out.
Tali: Right, okay, here we go. "Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May your enviro-suit never spring a leak and may your CO2 scrubbers never malfunction, Tali."
Jack: Well, if that doesn't work, I don't know what will.

That's based on something i know, but I;m not quite sure what. The Young Ones?

Rofl that's friggin awesome XD.

[Rich_Tysoe]

Lord Abrasion wrote...

Rich_Tysoe wrote...

That's based on something i know, but I;m not quite sure what. The Young Ones?

Indeed. One of my favorite sit-coms

It's been a VERY long time since I've seen it, but Shep=Mike, Tali=Neil, Grunt=Vyv, Jack=Rik?

[Homebound]

How many more pages can we go?



Will we burn out?



Or "Fade" away?





YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Grif101]

No one's welcomed me, is it possible the kindness I've head in this thread was.....(gasp).....a lie!? :crying:

[The Gay Warden]

Hello, all.

[Lord Abrasion]

Rich_Tysoe wrote...

Lord Abrasion wrote...

Rich_Tysoe wrote...

That's based on something i know, but I;m not quite sure what. The Young Ones?

Indeed. One of my favorite sit-coms

It's been a VERY long time since I've seen it, but Shep=Mike, Tali=Neil, Grunt=Vyv, Jack=Rik?

Correct

[Homebound]

Grif101 wrote...

No one's welcomed me, is it possible the kindness I've head in this thread was.....(gasp).....a lie!? :crying:

Spoiler Alert:


Nobody likes you. 

EDIT:  jk

Modifié par Just_mike, 16 mars 2010 - 01:20 .

[Grif101]

Don't worry jk here as well.......you don't believe I'm THAT inpatient do you?

[Grif101]

Hmmmm......maybe the new guy can speed thing's up......if Tali is killed off in ME3 AND you decide to burn Bioware HQ down, you realize you have to let us Canadian Talimancers do it for you right? Otherwise you'll be invading (Bioware HQ is in Edmonton, AB I believe).

[Shazzammer2]

I wish there were more missions in ME2 like Haestrom. Meaning I wish there were more missions with Tali in it. Not just half of the game. le sigh...

[vykvyper1]

too cloudy to use the observatory this morning... figured i'd check in. anything new this morning?

[Grif101]

vykvyper1 wrote...

too cloudy to use the observatory this morning... figured i'd check in. anything new this morning?

I recently joined this magnificant if somewhat disturbing group

jk

[FsDxRAGE]

WE MUST HOLD THE LINE FOR TALI!

[The Governator]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

I wish there were more missions in ME2 like Haestrom. Meaning I wish there were more missions with Tali in it. Not just half of the game. le sigh...

But that was a great mission.  I loved hearing her voice all over the place in her different log notes.

[FsDxRAGE]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

I wish there were more missions in ME2 like Haestrom. Meaning I wish there were more missions with Tali in it. Not just half of the game. le sigh...

just wait until ME3, there will be uber Tali all over, we will have from begining to end

[FsDxRAGE]

imagine how much money BioWare would make if the made a Tali lithograph

[FsDxRAGE]

how many people are in here right now?

[FsDxRAGE]

Tali is cool

[FsDxRAGE]

Grif101 wrote...

Hmmmm......maybe the new guy can speed thing's up......if Tali is killed off in ME3 AND you decide to burn Bioware HQ down, you realize you have to let us Canadian Talimancers do it for you right? Otherwise you'll be invading (Bioware HQ is in Edmonton, AB I believe).

you must understand....we have a clone army... and we will raid BioWare not burn them down

[Shazzammer2]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

I wish there were more missions in ME2 like Haestrom. Meaning I wish there were more missions with Tali in it. Not just half of the game. le sigh...

just wait until ME3, there will be uber Tali all over, we will have from begining to end

i just hope bioware can stop depicting Tali as a weakling!...ugh give her a mech suit and ill buuy the damn game!!!

[Shazzammer2]

Tali better play a big big role in ME3. Or I'll loan the Talimancer brigade a grenade.

[FsDxRAGE]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

I wish there were more missions in ME2 like Haestrom. Meaning I wish there were more missions with Tali in it. Not just half of the game. le sigh...

just wait until ME3, there will be uber Tali all over, we will have from begining to end

i just hope bioware can stop depicting Tali as a weakling!...ugh give her a mech suit and ill buuy the damn game!!!

yes... quarian mech suit
"Get away from him you bosh'tet!"

[FsDxRAGE]

shazzamer.... WE ARE HOLDING THE LINE....THE TWO OF US!

[Shazzammer2]

I know! Its astounding!

[NuclearBuddha]

cdsmith0 wrote...

I am curious Talimancers....I would think most of us would prefer Leliana in DA:O as a LI considering how much we love Tali and the cuteness between the to of them can make you crap rainbows.

Actually, didn't like Lei much at all.  I was all aboard the failtrain with Morrigan.  That woman could turn my life into flaming wreckage any day of the week and twice on Sunday.