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[The Gay Warden]

All right!



*Pulls out gun and shoots Jean in the heart and ropes over an endless abyss with Chloe at his side to add romantic effect*

[JeanLuc761]

The Gay Warden wrote...

All right!

*Pulls out gun and shoots Jean in the heart and ropes over an endless abyss with Chloe at his side to add romantic effect*

I....

[Jake71887]

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

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antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
The who's this in my bed?

**** if I know. Because Tali's outside with me right now.

Who'd want to be in the cold with you, when she can be in my warm embrace?

When you're done thinking you're cool for just hugging her, I'll be busy doing other things.

Enjoy your full suit dry hump.. I get teh lingerie

So? I get to take her to a place she'd love. With sun and everything.

Tali couldn't stand to be grounded, she was born to see the stars!

Lies. She's seen the starts her whole life. She'd rather go exploring.

Only if there's plenty of action, and I think i'm more equipped to give her that than you  

[sergio71785]

[Dark_Caduceus]

Tali is probably an alien. Ever watch that movie "Teeth"?

[Jake71887]

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
The who's this in my bed?

**** if I know. Because Tali's outside with me right now.

Who'd want to be in the cold with you, when she can be in my warm embrace?

When you're done thinking you're cool for just hugging her, I'll be busy doing other things.

Enjoy your full suit dry hump.. I get teh lingerie

So? I get to take her to a place she'd love. With sun and everything.

Tali couldn't stand to be grounded, she was born to see the stars!

Lies. She's seen the starts her whole life. She'd rather go exploring.

Only if there's plenty of action, and I think i'm more equipped to give her that than you

P'shaw. Knowing you, you'd put her through that danger of leaving her with all those husks. 

She and I, on the other hand. Know what to do, and how to do it in style.

She's never alone

[Sleepicub09]

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
The who's this in my bed?

**** if I know. Because Tali's outside with me right now.

Who'd want to be in the cold with you, when she can be in my warm embrace?

When you're done thinking you're cool for just hugging her, I'll be busy doing other things.

Enjoy your full suit dry hump.. I get teh lingerie

So? I get to take her to a place she'd love. With sun and everything.

Tali couldn't stand to be grounded, she was born to see the stars!

Lies. She's seen the starts her whole life. She'd rather go exploring.

Only if there's plenty of action, and I think i'm more equipped to give her that than you

P'shaw. Knowing you, you'd put her through that danger of leaving her with all those husks. 

She and I, on the other hand. Know what to do, and how to do it in style.

and Sarens there to

Modifié par Sleepicub09, 17 mars 2010 - 08:23 .

[Jake71887]

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
Tali couldn't stand to be grounded, she was born to see the stars!

Lies. She's seen the starts her whole life. She'd rather go exploring.

Only if there's plenty of action, and I think i'm more equipped to give her that than you

P'shaw. Knowing you, you'd put her through that danger of leaving her with all those husks.
She and I, on the other hand. Know what to do, and how to do it in style.

She's never alone

I know that. For I never leave her.

You're never alone with her either though, EDI has eyes everywhere

Modifié par Jake71887, 17 mars 2010 - 08:20 .

[sergio71785]

 

[sergio71785]

EDI doesn't have eyes in the shuttle...

[Jake71887]

antilles333 wrote...


Shiiiiiit. I'll just walk out the Airlock with her. EDI can't follow us there.

http://azriel86.devi...imacy-153271677

But then she can't take off her mask  

[Jake71887]

antilles333 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

antilles333 wrote...
Shiiiiiit. I'll just walk out the Airlock with her. EDI can't follow us there.

But then she can't take off her mask  

She already has with me. De-privileged much?

Pssh, as if you could ever get enough of seeing her maskless

[sergio71785]

sergio71785 wrote...

EDI doesn't have eyes in the shuttle...

Garrus: Hey Joker, have you seen Shepard? I wanted to ask him if it was alright if I took the shuttle. I need to go buy some calibration tools.

Joker: Nah, haven't seen him. Just take the shuttle dude, he won't mind. 

Garrus: Alright.

*Garrus opens the shuttle door*

Garrus: 

*Tali covers herself with the cloth wrappings from her suit*

Shepard: DAMNIT CAN'T WE GET SOME FREAKIN' PRIVACY?! 

[Jake71887]

sergio71785 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

EDI doesn't have eyes in the shuttle...

Garrus: Hey Joker, have you seen Shepard? I wanted to ask him if it was alright if I took the shuttle. I need to go buy some calibration tools.

Joker: Nah, haven't seen him. Just take the shuttle dude, he won't mind. 

Garrus: Alright.

*Garrus opens the shuttle door*

Garrus: 

*Tali covers herself with the cloth wrappings from her suit*

Shepard: DAMNIT CAN'T WE GET SOME FREAKIN' PRIVACY?! 

For a second there, I was expecting you to ripoff the Titanic scene 

[Dark_Caduceus]

Wouldn't it suck if Tali dies in ME3? If Bioware wants to be emotionally engaging and show come cajones she very well might, being such a beloved character.

[The Gay Warden]

Dark: She can die in ME2.

[Dark_Caduceus]

True, but it isn't obligatory, i'm talking about an obligatory death, like in ME1, where either Kaiden or Ashley die and there is no way around it.

[The Gay Warden]

Ah. Yeah, that'd suck.

[Jake71887]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

True, but it isn't obligatory, i'm talking about an obligatory death, like in ME1, where either Kaiden or Ashley die and there is no way around it.

So... who would be the other choice?