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[sergio71785]

Commander Marrek S wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Pocketgb wrote...
Personally (and this is speaking *as* a Tali fan), it looks like the two just had a fight : o Love ain't easy!

--Earlier that evening--

Tali: Why don't you ever go dancing with me!?

Shepard: I have a good reason not to, alright? Just drop it!

Tali: It's because I'm a quarian isn't it? You don't want to be seen dancing with me!

Shepard: That's NOT it! How can you even think that?!

Tali: Well it's the only reason I can think of, you're certainly not telling me anything!

Shepard: Why don't you just trust me on this?!

Tali: Why don't you trust me enough to tell me?!

*Shepard flashes back to Samara's loyalty mission, to his dancing in Afterlife. Then he imagines dancing with Tali, her horrified with his dancing, and leaving him*

Shepard: No! I... can't tell you!

Tali: FINE! I'm sleeping in engineering tonight!

Shepard: FINE!

Lol...his dancing was horrifying...not as bad as Legion's though.

What? Legion's dancing is awesome! He's going to single-handedly save the galaxy in ME3 when Harbinger challenges Shepard to a dance-off.

----------------------

Harbinger: Shepard, you have killed many of our kind. You have bested our agents. But we have discovered your weakness. SHEPARD, WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF

*Everyone gasps*

Tali: Oh Keelah... Shepard, they know your only weakness! What are we going to do??

Shepard: I...I don't kno--

Legion: Shepard Commander! Allow this mobile platform... to handle this... 

*'Mr. Roboto' starts playing as Legion begins doing his robot dance.*

Modifié par sergio71785, 20 mars 2010 - 01:07 .

[epoch_]

apotheosic wrote...

i feel special and or contributory:



alos, screenshot is epoch's. but i figured we all knew that.

That's fine. My screens are floating all over the place. I even see them turn up in artwork somtimes.

[gkillerrin]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

gkiller... why are you playing harbinger? i'm the collector after all.

well a few posts ago i got Assumed control, and nobody Realeased Controll of me yet, soo yeah

*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

[Commander Marrek S]

GMR25 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

How did you all end up liking/loving Tali?
What about her makes you feel the way you do?

She's got an air of mystery around her, has the best body in the entire series, and I like my women to be intelligent. Not butches (Ash/Jack), Bimbos (Miranda), or Too-Innocent (Liara). Plus she reminds me of the Japanese for some reason.

I always thought Miranda had the best body.

So...hard...not...to....be....bias.......TALI HAS A BETTER BODY YOU FAIL AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <3<3

You don't like Miranda's curves and swerves?

Well, Samara has them all beat...but she's had 1000 years to work on her body. And being a biotic helps.

[SirEmilCrane]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Which is why you fools and your corpse emperor can never win!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

*shifts game-refrence gears*

oh yeah? FOR THE SWARM!!!!!!

*follows the shift*

You want a piece of me boy?

Segway back to ME

"Want some more?"

"Not difficult!"

IMPRESSIVE!
ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!

I will destroy you!!!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

[Formis_Sage]

I'm going definitely off-thread today, probably go play ME1 and maybe I will try to write something.

Keelah Se'lai all.

Modifié par Formis_Sage, 20 mars 2010 - 01:09 .

[BigKahuna25]

sergio71785 wrote...

What? Legion's dancing is awesome! He's going to single-handedly save the galaxy in ME3 when Harbinger challenges Shepard to a dance-off.

----------------------

Harbinger: Shepard, you have killed many of our kind. You have bested our agents. But we have discovered your weakness. SHEPARD, WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF

*Everyone gasps*

Tali: Oh Keelah... Shepard, they know your only weakness! What are we going to do??

Shepard: I...I don't kno--

Legion: Shepard Commander! Allow this mobile platform... to handle this... 

*'Mr. Roboto' starts playing as Legion begins doing his robot dance.*

i lol'd

and @ gkiller: RELEASING CONTROL you have failed, we will find another way.

Modifié par BigKahuna25, 20 mars 2010 - 01:10 .

[Shazzammer2]

sergio71785 wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Pocketgb wrote...
Personally (and this is speaking *as* a Tali fan), it looks like the two just had a fight : o Love ain't easy!

--Earlier that evening--

Tali: Why don't you ever go dancing with me!?

Shepard: I have a good reason not to, alright? Just drop it!

Tali: It's because I'm a quarian isn't it? You don't want to be seen dancing with me!

Shepard: That's NOT it! How can you even think that?!

Tali: Well it's the only reason I can think of, you're certainly not telling me anything!

Shepard: Why don't you just trust me on this?!

Tali: Why don't you trust me enough to tell me?!

*Shepard flashes back to Samara's loyalty mission, to his dancing in Afterlife. Then he imagines dancing with Tali, her horrified with his dancing, and leaving him*

Shepard: No! I... can't tell you!

Tali: FINE! I'm sleeping in engineering tonight!

Shepard: FINE!

Lol...his dancing was horrifying...not as bad as Legion's though.

What? Legion's dancing is awesome! He's going to single-handedly save the galaxy in ME3 when Harbinger challenges Shepard to a dance-off.

----------------------

Harbinger: Shepard, you have killed many of our kind. You have bested our agents. But we have discovered your weakness. SHEPARD, WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF

*Everyone gasps*

Tali: Oh Keelah... Shepard, they know your only weakness! What are we going to do??

Shepard: I...I don't kno--

Legion: Shepard Commander! Allow this mobile platform... to handle this... 

*'Mr. Roboto' starts playing as Legion begins doing his robot dance.*

i think legion would win....hands down especially with this song.. www.youtube.com/watch

[Goat_Shepard]

GMR25 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

GMR25 wrote...
I always thought Miranda had the best body.

So...hard...not...to....be....bias.......TALI HAS A BETTER BODY YOU FAIL AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <3<3

You don't like Miranda's curves and swerves?

I am an Ass Man, first and foremost. All about dat ass. Miranda's is bulbous and unnatural, Tali's got the hips for it, and she has better dimensions. Not sure if they modeled Miranda's body after Yvonne, but either way, they failed at realism. Because Yvonne is there for comparison, that is why it's a turnoff IMO. Very complicated, my head.

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 20 mars 2010 - 01:12 .

[apotheosic]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Which is why you fools and your corpse emperor can never win!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

*shifts game-refrence gears*

oh yeah? FOR THE SWARM!!!!!!

*follows the shift*

You want a piece of me boy?

Segway back to ME

"Want some more?"

"Not difficult!"

IMPRESSIVE!
ONE LESS TO WORRY ABOUT!

I will destroy you!!!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

SCRATCH ONE!

[GMR25]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

How did you all end up liking/loving Tali?
What about her makes you feel the way you do?

She's got an air of mystery around her, has the best body in the entire series, and I like my women to be intelligent. Not butches (Ash/Jack), Bimbos (Miranda), or Too-Innocent (Liara). Plus she reminds me of the Japanese for some reason.

I always thought Miranda had the best body.

So...hard...not...to....be....bias.......TALI HAS A BETTER BODY YOU FAIL AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <3<3

You don't like Miranda's curves and swerves?

I like them together. <3

Who doesn't.

(On a side note, goodbye everyone, have to go.)

[BigKahuna25]

Commander Marrek S wrote...

Well, Samara has them all beat...but she's had 1000 years to work on her body. And being a biotic helps.

i will admit, samara has some ROCKIN' ******.

[Gust4v]

sergio71785 wrote...

Here is the author! minute 1:06.

Modifié par Gust4v, 20 mars 2010 - 01:13 .

[gkillerrin]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

gkiller... why are you playing harbinger? i'm the collector after all.

well a few posts ago i got Assumed control, and nobody Realeased Controll of me yet, soo yeah

*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

Bioware released control when they destroyed all of the Reapers, there are none left now! Bioware has only one rule: Don't f*ck with Bioware.

Huh, what happened here, and why is that quarian ship in flames

[gkillerrin]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

gkiller... why are you playing harbinger? i'm the collector after all.

well a few posts ago i got Assumed control, and nobody Realeased Controll of me yet, soo yeah

*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

Bioware released control when they destroyed all of the Reapers, there are none left now! Bioware has only one rule: Don't f*ck with Bioware.

Huh, what happened here, and why is that quarian ship in flames

Let me make something clear gkillerrin *shoots him in the face repeatedly* this is not acceptable!

*kenetic shields block the bullet* WHAT WAS THAT FOR, WHAT DID I EVER DO!?!