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[NuclearBuddha]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Emphasis on "may". As stated earlier, Shepard has no kids, and my Shepard didn't have a ME1 romance and didn't do the consort so I'm assuming he's a virgin snd he and Tali drank cherry pop at the same time ifyouknowwhatimean

Sorry, man, I gotta ask this:  your Shep is 29-year-old virgin?

Would make Tali a 24 year old virgin. I know she's in an enviro suit but cmon my Shepard doesn't have time for love he has to save the galaxy

No, it's all cool.  I guess my Shep has just lived life a little more.  Though I'm with you on the Consort thing.  She was all up in my business too fast.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Tali previously lsot her virginity to Legion.

[Weiser_Cain]

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

[Flaargman117]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Emphasis on "may". As stated earlier, Shepard has no kids, and my Shepard didn't have a ME1 romance and didn't do the consort so I'm assuming he's a virgin snd he and Tali drank cherry pop at the same time ifyouknowwhatimean

Sorry, man, I gotta ask this:  your Shep is 29-year-old virgin?

Would make Tali a 24 year old virgin. I know she's in an enviro suit but cmon my Shepard doesn't have time for love he has to save the galaxy

True that. I also like to think that my shepard is a virgin.
Until Tali of course.

[NuclearBuddha]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

[NuclearBuddha]

Flaargman117 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Emphasis on "may". As stated earlier, Shepard has no kids, and my Shepard didn't have a ME1 romance and didn't do the consort so I'm assuming he's a virgin snd he and Tali drank cherry pop at the same time ifyouknowwhatimean

Sorry, man, I gotta ask this:  your Shep is 29-year-old virgin?

Would make Tali a 24 year old virgin. I know she's in an enviro suit but cmon my Shepard doesn't have time for love he has to save the galaxy

True that. I also like to think that my shepard is a virgin.
Until Tali of course.

You guys are something else.

[Flaargman117]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Emphasis on "may". As stated earlier, Shepard has no kids, and my Shepard didn't have a ME1 romance and didn't do the consort so I'm assuming he's a virgin snd he and Tali drank cherry pop at the same time ifyouknowwhatimean

Sorry, man, I gotta ask this:  your Shep is 29-year-old virgin?

Would make Tali a 24 year old virgin. I know she's in an enviro suit but cmon my Shepard doesn't have time for love he has to save the galaxy

True that. I also like to think that my shepard is a virgin.
Until Tali of course.

You guys are something else.

Something totally awesome.

[Goat_Shepard]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

NuclearBuddha
wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Emphasis on "may". As
stated earlier, Shepard has no kids, and my Shepard didn't have a ME1
romance and didn't do the consort so I'm assuming he's a virgin snd he
and Tali drank cherry pop at the same time ifyouknowwhatimean [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/cool.png[/smilie]

Sorry,
man, I gotta ask this:  your Shep is 29-year-old virgin?

Would
make Tali a 24 year old virgin. I know she's in an enviro suit but cmon
my Shepard doesn't have time for love he has to save the galaxy [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/cool.png[/smilie]

No,
it's all cool.  I guess my Shep has just lived life a little more. 
Though I'm with you on the Consort thing.  She was all up in my business
too fast.

lol as I do in reallife, but I wanna be a
virgin again! You see the romance in my little roleplaying, it could be
like 40 Year Old Virgin where Shepard is getting lovin but accidently
kicks the chick in the face and starts gushing out blood lol then he has
to get all serious for the Alliance at 18 or w/e and grows up and
finally finds love in the form of a squadmate named Tali'Zorah [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 20 mars 2010 - 09:35 .

[Gust4v]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Nice pic.

[NuclearBuddha]

Flaargman117 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...
True that. I also like to think that my shepard is a virgin.
Until Tali of course.

You guys are something else.

Something totally awesome.

That'll work, I suppose.

[Sleepicub09]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Emphasis on "may". As stated earlier, Shepard has no kids, and my Shepard didn't have a ME1 romance and didn't do the consort so I'm assuming he's a virgin snd he and Tali drank cherry pop at the same time ifyouknowwhatimean

Sorry, man, I gotta ask this:  your Shep is 29-year-old virgin?

Would make Tali a 24 year old virgin. I know she's in an enviro suit but cmon my Shepard doesn't have time for love he has to save the galaxy

True that. I also like to think that my shepard is a virgin.
Until Tali of course.

You guys are something else.

I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

[NuclearBuddha]

Goat_Shepard wrote...
lol as I do in reallife, but I wanna be a
virgin again! You see the romance in my little roleplaying, it could be
like 40 Year Old Virgin where Shepard is getting lovin but accidently
kicks the chick in the face and starts gushing out blood lol then he has
to get all serious for the Alliance at 18 or w/e and grows up and
finally finds love in the form of a squadmate named Tali'Zorah [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]

Nah, I get it.  I just figure that fantasy life isn't any more perfect than real life.  And I can't imagine Earthborn Shep not having gotten down with some gang sisters.  Or for that matter, War Hero Shep not being up to his elbows in women after the Skyllian Blitz.

[Jake71887]

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

[Sleepicub09]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
lol as I do in reallife, but I wanna be a
virgin again! You see the romance in my little roleplaying, it could be
like 40 Year Old Virgin where Shepard is getting lovin but accidently
kicks the chick in the face and starts gushing out blood lol then he has
to get all serious for the Alliance at 18 or w/e and grows up and
finally finds love in the form of a squadmate named Tali'Zorah [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/love.png[/smilie]

Nah, I get it.  I just figure that fantasy life isn't any more perfect than real life.  And I can't imagine Earthborn Shep not having gotten down with some gang sisters.  Or for that matter, War Hero Shep not being up to his elbows in women after the Skyllian Blitz.

Shepard is a pimp

[Sleepicub09]

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

WHERE THE **** DID YOU COME FROM

[NuclearBuddha]

Sleepicub09 wrote...
I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Is your nerve stimulation program malfunctioning?

[Flaargman117]

Sleepicub09 wrote...


I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Well, now that we're on the subject of sex, how do you think Tali & Shepard did it?

I like to think they tried every position... twice.

Mordin's advice came in really handy.

[Jake71887]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

WHERE THE **** DID YOU COME FROM

I've been here for a while, just tabbed playing DA:O 

[Sleepicub09]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...
I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Is your nerve stimulation program malfunctioning?

no I just don't want to risk it

[Dark_Caduceus]

I imagine my Earthborn Shepard got it onpretty often with the "Red's" female members before setting his eyes on Tali in ME1. Of course this didn't go anywhere because her relationship with Legion shot down any chance he had.

[Goat_Shepard]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Would make Tali a 24 year old virgin. I know she's in an enviro suit but cmon my Shepard doesn't have time for love he has to save the galaxy

True that. I also like to think that my shepard is a virgin.
Until Tali of course.

You guys are something else.

I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Not matter of ignorance, matter of maturity and trust.

[NuclearBuddha]

Flaargman117 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...


I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Well, now that we're on the subject of sex, how do you think Tali & Shepard did it?

I like to think they tried every position... twice.

Mordin's advice came in really handy.

I tend to think the way we saw them as it faded to black is decent indication of what was on the menu first.  Of course, considering they only had two hours to play before they hit the relay, they could only get so much in.

[NuclearBuddha]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

[Sleepicub09]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...


I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Well, now that we're on the subject of sex, how do you think Tali & Shepard did it?

I like to think they tried every position... twice.

Mordin's advice came in really handy.

I tend to think the way we saw them as it faded to black is decent indication of what was on the menu first.  Of course, considering they only had two hours to play before they hit the relay, they could only get so much in.

I think they started with CowGirl

[Flaargman117]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Sleepicub09 wrote...


I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Well, now that we're on the subject of sex, how do you think Tali & Shepard did it?

I like to think they tried every position... twice.

Mordin's advice came in really handy.

I tend to think the way we saw them as it faded to black is decent indication of what was on the menu first.  Of course, considering they only had two hours to play before they hit the relay, they could only get so much in.

But time stands stands still when they're together.