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[Goat_Shepard]

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

Goat_Shepard: "I'm pretending my Shepard is a 29 yr old virgin"
Stewie: "It's fun to pretend...I'm gunna go throw up about something else"

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Sleepicub09
wrote...


I'm a quarian I don't know what sex is like I been
in a enviro-suit all my damn life

Well, now that we're on the
subject of sex, how do you think Tali & Shepard did it?

I
like to think they tried every position... twice.../../../images/forum/emoticons/cool.png

Mordin's advice came in really handy.

I tend
to think the way we saw them as it faded to black is decent indication
of what was on the menu first.  Of course, considering they only had two
hours to play before they hit the relay, they could only get so much
in.

Only 2 hours? When I heard that from Joker I was like "plenty of time B)"

[NuclearBuddha]

Flaargman117 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
I tend to think the way we saw them as it faded to black is decent indication of what was on the menu first.  Of course, considering they only had two hours to play before they hit the relay, they could only get so much in.

But time stands stands still when they're together.

Figure around 20 minutes to get out of the suit and maybe twice that to decontaminate and get back in... well... if they both survive the suicide mission, there will be time for more later, I guess.

[Jake71887]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Only 2 hours? When I heard that from Joker I was like "plenty of time B)"

You work fast then, I feel rushed if I have any less than 4...

Yeah, I like foreplay, big whoop, wanna fight about it? 

[NuclearBuddha]

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Only 2 hours? When I heard that from Joker I was like "plenty of time B)"

Pretty sure it was "ETA about 2 hours."  But it's a moot point, there's always time for lovin'.

[Sleepicub09]

going bed talk to you guys later



Keelah Se'lai

[Jake71887]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

going bed talk to you guys later

Keelah Se'lai

I'll be up soon hun 

[NuclearBuddha]

I'm out, too. Don't worry about me, Jake, just go take care of Sleepi.

[Goat_Shepard]

Jake71887 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Only 2 hours? When I heard that from Joker I was like "plenty of time B)"

You work fast then, I feel rushed if I have any less than 4...

Yeah, I like foreplay, big whoop, wanna fight about it? 

Oh I like foreplay too, when she wants it how long to remove suit you think, 15 mins?

[Jake71887]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'm out, too. Don't worry about me, Jake, just go take care of Sleepi.

Oh don't worry, I'll swing by your place in the morning! 

[NuclearBuddha]

Jake71887 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'm out, too. Don't worry about me, Jake, just go take care of Sleepi.

Oh don't worry, I'll swing by your place in the morning! 

*checks the lock on the door*

[Flaargman117]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

going bed talk to you guys later

Keelah Se'lai

Going to bed? It's not even 10am here.

Damn Time zones.

[Jake71887]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'm out, too. Don't worry about me, Jake, just go take care of Sleepi.

Oh don't worry, I'll swing by your place in the morning! 

*checks the lock on the door*

*checks sledge hammer*

[Weiser_Cain]

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

Well now I think it's weird that you would doubt me.

[Jake71887]

Weiser_Cain wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

Well now I think it's weird that you would doubt me.

The oldest virgin I know is ~24/25... Most people I know lost theirs well before their 20s.... 

Modifié par Jake71887, 20 mars 2010 - 09:55 .

[Goat_Shepard]

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

Well now I think it's weird that you would doubt me.

The oldest virgin I know is ~24/25... Most people I know lost theirs well before their 20s.... 

Some before 9th grade some having kids in 9th grade. Virgins are a dying breed lol

[Jake71887]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Some before 9th grade  some having kids in 9th grade. Virgins are a dying breed lol

People are just reaching puberty at earlier ages 

[Scy Lancer]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Weiser_Cain wrote...

*cough* a 29 year old virgin isn't unheard of...

It isn't? 

Well now I think it's weird that you would doubt me.

The oldest virgin I know is ~24/25... Most people I know lost theirs well before their 20s.... 

Some before 9th grade some having kids in 9th grade. Virgins are a dying breed lol

I don't think their making virgins anymore. In 5 years people are going to start collecting and traiding them. Like what they do with illigal artifacts.

[Jake71887]

Scy Lancer wrote...

I don't think their making virgins anymore. In 5 years people are going to start collecting and traiding them. Like what they do with illigal artifacts.

Looks like it's time for me to start devaluing some priceless artifacts 

[Goat_Shepard]

Jake71887 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Some before 9th grade  some having kids in 9th grade. Virgins are a dying breed lol

People are just reaching puberty at earlier ages 

Not really, you're physically ready around 10-13, but never do anything until later. Society preps them to do it at 13 cuz who do they have to look up to as rolemodels? Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, now Hannah Montana. w/e we've heard these speeches, Tali should be our youth's rolemodel

[Jake71887]

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Not really, you're physically ready around 10-13, but never do anything until later. Society preps them to do it at 13 cuz who do they have to look up to as rolemodels? Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, now Hannah Montana. w/e we've heard these speeches, Tali should be our youth's rolemodel 

Pssh, more like 8-9... 

[Jake71887]

More Tali is demanded!!

 

[Goat_Shepard]

Jake71887 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Not
really, you're physically ready around 10-13, but never do anything
until later. Society preps them to do it at 13 cuz who do they have to
look up to as rolemodels? Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, now Hannah
Montana. w/e we've heard these speeches, Tali should be our youth's
rolemodel [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie]

Pssh,
more like 8-9... [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]

It's
definitely cultural, or even regional. Here when I heard my cousin
raving about getting head in 6th grade I was laughing with him "haha
that's funny Mitch" then I heard it was true from the chick's mouth and I
go [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/andy.png[/smilie] Then an
8th grader is pregnant acting like Mr. Garrison "ok
doctor time for an abortion you me to take a pill or should you just
scramble it's brains with a spoon?" so casually like it was nothing and I go

I know.
Less  more Tali:

[Goat_Shepard]

Rakia_Time wrote...

Good morning everybody, what's the
current discussion ?

Ignore the most recent posts

I'm wondering if Shepard is a virgin
because when doing Liara after she says "I've never been more sure of
anything in my life" Shepard says "just tell me what to do"....I thought
SHE was the inexperienced virgin lol

[Jake71887]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Rakia_Time wrote...

Good morning everybody, what's the
current discussion ?

Ignore the most recent posts

I'm wondering if Shepard is a virgin
because when doing Liara after she says "I've never been more sure of
anything in my life" Shepard says "just tell me what to do"....I thought
SHE was the inexperienced virgin lol

My Shep did the consort long before Liara...

Just sayin'