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[Flaargman117]

Lord Abrasion wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

lol, i have inspired Karimloo to draw Shepard messaging Tali's feet
who wouldn't want to message Tali's feet

Message? I know she's got cybernetics but why put any kind of communication device in her feet?

You mean massage, of course

*Shepard to Tali's feat* "Hello? I'm sorry I can't hear you speak up!"
Tali "Umm, Shepard? What are you doing."
Shepard "foot massage"
Tali "Humans are weird"

[danteshepard]

danteshepard wrote...

Guess who's  back,
back again,
Dante's back.
FOR THE WIN!
Hey everybody, life treating you good?
READ MY LATEST CHAPTER! IT HAS RENEGADE TALI!

carrying over

[Phil725]

James9749 wrote...

iNixiRir wrote...

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Assuming Control
*don't be an idiot snip*

WOW! I LIKE!
The one with the clear mask ( near the top) is great!

Why would you quote the entire thing?  I hate it when idiocy is more effective than trolling <_<

[sergio71785]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Click here! 

[Lord Abrasion]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

I see Tali has bought that Shepard VI. I don't think any of us are surprised...

[Ormagodenator]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

don't get a sexualy transmited virus

[iNixiRir]

Phil725 wrote...

James9749 wrote...

iNixiRir wrote...

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Assuming Control
*don't be an idiot snip*

WOW! I LIKE!
The one with the clear mask ( near the top) is great!

Why would you quote the entire thing?  I hate it when idiocy is more effective than trolling <_<

He quoted because my post assumes direct control over people.

Yes, it hurts you!

[James9749]

FatherNestor wrote...

For God's sake, did you really had to quote whole Tali-pic-spam-post?

Cupmputer would not allow it any other way, so I did the next best thing. Quoted it, then removed all of the other pictures. Didn't see j3rk post until I was done.

[sergio71785]

Shepard: Hey Tali, got a minute?

Tali: Shepard! Sure, give me a minute, I was just... well, uh, it's not important--

Tali's Omni-tool: Please confirm installation of Shepard VI to nerve-stimulation program.

Tali: Oh Keelah... *hugely embarrassed*

Shepard: 

[Flaargman117]

sergio71785 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Click here! 

OMG I watched the video with the audio transcribe beta turned on. It was terrible!

[Felipe 058]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Tali is at 52.8%...down from 56..

It's because the Garrus supporters are trying to exceed the "someone else (i.e. IRL people because we have no imaginations)" supporters, and I frankly don't blame them.

[Ormagodenator]

how do I put a link in the text?

[Goat_Shepard]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Tali is at 52.8%...down from 56..

(2,454 votes) <---Tali, an alien with 3 fingers on each hand and an unknown face.
(919 votes) <-----Some human that looks like a supermodel with huge bewbs and ass.
(341 votes)
(333 votes)
(264 votes)
(257 votes) <----Garrus, a feline/dinosaur looking alien.
(78 votes) <----Sleazy elf with Antonio Banderas voice.

I know you want Tali to dominate, but she's at least pwning, and considering what I wrote next to the votes, I'd say she is dominating

[FsDxRAGE]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

lol, i have inspired Karimloo to draw Shepard messaging Tali's feet
who wouldn't want to message Tali's feet

When will it be posted?

idk... sadly.
hang on i have an idea

Tali was down in engineering cleaning the engine. Uh, I need to take a break. She swiveled her head around stretching her neck muscles.
“Tali, can you come up to my cabin for a moment,” Shepard asked over the intercom. She jumped startled to hear her name looking around confused.
“Oh…okay Shepard. I…I will be right up.” What can this be about? Tali walked over to the elevator and delicately pressed the button leading her up to his cabin. Her heart raced with excitement and anxiety as the slight sense of vertigo set in. I just took some immune medication, maybe he wants…no, not this time of day. What does he want? The elevator shuddered to a halt and the doors rushed aside.
“Wh-what,” she asked confused. His cabin was dark and the only light that spilled into the elevator was that of the fish tank and a warm yellow flickering light. “Shepard,” Tali called out poking her head around the corner half nervous with her hands over her lap.
“Tali, come in here,” Shepards voice drifted around the corner. She stepped into his sleeping quarters and saw him sitting on his bed.
“She-Shepard, what are you doing?” He smiled and patted his bed lightly with an open hand. “Okay?” She began to blush seeing a big smile slopped on his face. Tali glanced around his personal quarters noticing the candles spread about the room.
“Sit.”
Tali nodded and followed her commander’s order.
“Let me see your foot.” Her heart skipped several beats.
“What?” He opened his hands and motioned his fingers towards himself. Timidly, Tali put her foot in his lap and stared into his piercing eyes. What is going o?. He slipped off her leg armor, untied the string on the back of her leg, and slipped off her boot.
“Shepard, uhm…”
“Watch this Tali.” He dug his thumbs into the arch of her foot sending a warm sensation shooting up her leg.
“Oh…oh Keelah!”  A smile spilled across his lips.
“Haha,” Shepard chuckled.
“That…that feels good!”

[Lord Abrasion]

Ormagodenator wrote...

how do I put a link in the text?

[*url=http://blah.blaha.habablap]Text[*/url]

No asterisks of course.