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[Shazzammer2]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

-snip-

HOLY!

seriously...<_<<_<<_<

[Flaargman117]

Grif101 wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Hello people I'm back again

I got hammered last night and I got the feeling I was on last night before as well

Did I happen to say or do anything that I'm going to regret?

Yes...

Sh*t:pinched:

Ok what did I say/do?

you pooped on the rug.

Yeah, you still haven't cleaned it up.
Now, get to work.
*hands grif a pooper scooper*

[Grif101]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Doubt that........unless I tried to hit on you.........sh*t that's what I did didn't I?:pinched:

Were you on the forums? Never seen you before...

Yeah you have actually........commented on my fanfic of Tali's death (the example anyway's) and I've been on this thread for......is it three or four days? Can't remember

[Shazzammer2]

Grif101 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Doubt that........unless I tried to hit on you.........sh*t that's what I did didn't I?:pinched:

Were you on the forums? Never seen you before...

Yeah you have actually........commented on my fanfic of Tali's death (the example anyway's) and I've been on this thread for......is it three or four days? Can't remember

oh well then...I don't remember seeing you here yesterday.

[Felipe 058]

*facepalm* alanosborn, why the frak would you quote that?!

[Flaargman117]

Grif101 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Doubt that........unless I tried to hit on you.........sh*t that's what I did didn't I?:pinched:

Were you on the forums? Never seen you before...

Yeah you have actually........commented on my fanfic of Tali's death (the example anyway's) and I've been on this thread for......is it three or four days? Can't remember

If so, then you have been  here just a little longer than me.

[Grif101]

Katharr wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Hello people I'm back again

I got hammered last night and I got the feeling I was on last night before as well

Did I happen to say or do anything that I'm going to regret?

Yes...

nothing worse than usual, u came rumbling for canada and so on but no one really noticed.

Oh so I didn't try and hit on Revan?........cause the other's are sayin different.......<_<

[Alphyn]

Okay... Tali is okay... everything is okay...

[starwarsmike1]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...
*Very Lage Snip*

HOLY!

Ok people, can we snip the quotes?

[Grif101]

Flaargman117 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Doubt that........unless I tried to hit on you.........sh*t that's what I did didn't I?:pinched:

Were you on the forums? Never seen you before...

Yeah you have actually........commented on my fanfic of Tali's death (the example anyway's) and I've been on this thread for......is it three or four days? Can't remember

If so, then you have been  here just a little longer than me.

Welcome thenB)

[Lord Abrasion]

Avian005 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

VampireCommando wrote...

This thread grows by the hundreds every time i visist here, you guys are like a secret army, like the ilumnati or smething, totally boggles my mind this thread does lol.

[snip]
[snip]

For the Tali army!

Grunt: [brandishing a cricket bat] Reaper-indoctrinated insurgents! [throws Garrus and Mordin to the floor] I'll teach you to try and assassinate the Dark Lady! Empress Tali! [salutes]
Tali, wearing a black enviro-suit, enters the room.
Garrus: What the bloody heck is going on?!
Grunt: Shut your face, traitor! [hits Garrus in the groin with the cricket bat]
Garrus: Ha ha! Missed both my legs!
Grunt: Shut up! [hits Garrus over the head with the cricket bat]
Mordin: Who's been sticking chewing gum on the floor? Rather unsanitary. Will run DNA test to find out who...
Tali: Silence.
Grunt: Silence!
Tali: Gentlemen, good morning.
Grunt: Good morning.
Tali: I'm glad you could all make it because if you hadn't done you wouldn't be here.
Grunt: Wouldn't be here.
Tali: Now what were you doing in the cargo hold?
Grunt: Good question!
Mordin: Had a briefing.
Tali: Impossible.
Grunt: Impossible! [hits Mordin over the head with the cricket bat]
Tali: Because colonel Grunt and myself held a briefing a quarter of an hour ago on deck 3. And I'm afraid to say that under the new regulations non-attendance during briefings is punishable by death.
Grunt: Hahaha. [leans down and grins at Garrus and Mordin] Death.
Tali: I would like to overlook this but unfortunately you do seem to be responsible for certain other criminal activities.
Grunt: Aha!
Tali: Namely: loitering with intent...
Grunt: Good one.
Tali: ...conspiring in the cargo hold...
Grunt: Brilliant.
Tali: ...and damaging police equipment. [Grunt shows the cricket bat to Garrus and Mordin, revealing a large nick in the bat presumably caused by hitting Garrus and Mordin over the head with it] However I, Empress Tali...
Grunt: [stands at attention and salutes] Hail Empress Tali!
Tali: ...am prepared to offer a free amnesty if you behave like good citizens and go down to the eezo spills in the hangar and gather up all the eezo dust.
Garrus: You fascist junta! [Grunt hits him over the head with the cricket bat]
Tali: Look, you do want to be incredibly rich, don't you?
Garrus: Well, yes but why can't you go down to the hangar and collect eezo as well?
Tali: Oh, that is fab, Garrus! That is fab!
Grunt: Fab!
Tali: So when I go to see the krogan, what do I say? "Hello, Wrex. I've got some eezo dust for you. In fact I've got a sample of it here all over my enviro-suit. You wouldn't happen to have a dust buster or something lying around the ruins, would you?" Wise up, Garrus. He'd chop my hands off.
Mordin: Shouldn't talk about krogans like that. Could get us into terrible trouble.

[Katharr]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

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if you change "every" to "most of" i will sign that. :innocent:

[Flaargman117]

Alphyn wrote...

Okay... Tali is okay... everything is okay...

Wooh! HIGH FIVE!!!

*raises hand into the air awaiting high five* Don't leave me hangin'...

[HipHop402]

My edited Tali.. Much Better ;] AND SMALLER! >.<

[sergio71785]

It bothers me how Tali has such a higher chance of death than most other crew members. 

-She needs a ship upgrade to survive. Without the shields, she's the "first pick" the game makes in dying (the other two being Legion and Thane).

-She's an (obvious)  specialist, thus needs her loyalty to survive if used for her job.

-There's a confrontation between her and Legion, thus a chance to lose her loyalty.

-Her life also depends on another (loyal) specialist, who isn't quite so obvious (how many people thought Samara or Zaeed were good picks?)

-She's susceptible to death if left to hold the line.

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Now, I never lost her, but it just seems if you did the math between all the possible chances of deaths between the characters, Tali would likely score the highest. 

[Alphyn]

Does anyone have links to a Tali fanfic were she dies?



I... need to face my demons.

[Flaargman117]

Grif101 wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Doubt that........unless I tried to hit on you.........sh*t that's what I did didn't I?:pinched:

Were you on the forums? Never seen you before...

Yeah you have actually........commented on my fanfic of Tali's death (the example anyway's) and I've been on this thread for......is it three or four days? Can't remember

If so, then you have been  here just a little longer than me.

Welcome thenB)

Thank you, it's good to be here.
But I believe Danteshepard beat you to welcoming me.

[Alphyn]

Flaargman117 wrote...

Wooh! HIGH FIVE!!!

*raises hand into the air awaiting high five* Don't leave me hangin'...

*high five*

[Grif101]

Flaargman117 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Doubt that........unless I tried to hit on you.........sh*t that's what I did didn't I?:pinched:

Were you on the forums? Never seen you before...

Yeah you have actually........commented on my fanfic of Tali's death (the example anyway's) and I've been on this thread for......is it three or four days? Can't remember

If so, then you have been  here just a little longer than me.

Welcome thenB)

Thank you, it's good to be here.
But I believe Danteshepard beat you to welcoming me.

No problemB)

[Phil725]

HipHop402 wrote...
*snip*
My edited Tali.. Much Better ;] AND SMALLER! >.<

My favorite version

[Flaargman117]

Alphyn wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Wooh! HIGH FIVE!!!

*raises hand into the air awaiting high five* Don't leave me hangin'...

*high five*

Hell yeah.