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[Alanosborn1991]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

Felipe 058 wrote...

[smilie]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6159/95844360.jpg[/smilie]

HOLY!

[Grif101]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

DJ_D wrote...
Ever seen a hot air baloon fly on its own? No? Same goes with Miranda. "Baloons" are useless without someone who controls them.

Which balloons are we talking about here?

Miranda's.

I'd love to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of Miranda's boobies. Oh yes.

Hey KFD! Good to see ya friend!

[Alphyn]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

omg seriously?? "she leaked like a leaking trap"?? WTF who...wha...who in the world would type such a mess!!

I know mate.

Worst line, easily:



DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO!


The quick motion of Tali sucking and slurping caught Shepard off
guard and not long after it started Shepard felt and urge he hadn't felt
in over two years creep down his back and on to his head and before he
knew it he had covered Tali, the floor and the knew satin sheets. As he
looked at Tali he could see the emotions run through her face, shock,
pleasure, disgust and then back to pleasure as she spat what was in her
mouth on the floor and went to give Shepard a kiss, only to be pushed
away so he could wipe her mouth and then kiss her."wow" she said,
"I didn't think you would go so soon"."Tali you … w-what" he
replied with shock."I did my research" she replied with a wink
and kissed him again.





I... urgh...

[timedrake32]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...
She could always try Garrus. I'm sure she's more than flexible enough for him.

Shepard's dying words: "Joker, tell Tali... To date Garrus..."

*Joker watches as Shepard falls into the abyss.*

Joker: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU BASTARD!!"

EDI: Ahem.

*AFter the SR1 Normandy 
Garrus:hey tali...
Tali:*crying* what garrus .....*snif *
Garrus: now that commander dead do you want to....
Tali: I have a shotgun...
Garrus:so not over shepard yet...
Tali: I WILL NEVER BE OVER SHEPARD*Runs off crying*
 Garrus: well that didn't work out to well..... best go to Omega and get all of my team killed but then start to hunt him down and kill him for my mistakes.  

[Alphyn]

Stop quoting that picture!

[Shazzammer2]

Alphyn wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

omg seriously?? "she leaked like a leaking trap"?? WTF who...wha...who in the world would type such a mess!!

I know mate.

Worst line, easily:



DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO!


The quick motion of Tali sucking and slurping caught Shepard off
guard and not long after it started Shepard felt and urge he hadn't felt
in over two years creep down his back and on to his head and before he
knew it he had covered Tali, the floor and the knew satin sheets. As he
looked at Tali he could see the emotions run through her face, shock,
pleasure, disgust and then back to pleasure as she spat what was in her
mouth on the floor and went to give Shepard a kiss, only to be pushed
away so he could wipe her mouth and then kiss her."wow" she said,
"I didn't think you would go so soon"."Tali you … w-what" he
replied with shock."I did my research" she replied with a wink
and kissed him again.





I... urgh...

even the forum broke from such ... such....a thing...<_<<_<<_<

[ControlFreak12]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...
 Speaking of smut... this thing is ridiculous.

Wow... that was... really bad.

omg seriously?? "she leaked like a leaking trap"?? WTF who...wha...who in the world would type such a mess!!

A 13 year old boy?

[Grif101]

Alphyn wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

omg seriously?? "she leaked like a leaking trap"?? WTF who...wha...who in the world would type such a mess!!

I know mate.

Worst line, easily:



DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO!


The quick motion of Tali sucking and slurping caught Shepard off
guard and not long after it started Shepard felt and urge he hadn't felt
in over two years creep down his back and on to his head and before he
knew it he had covered Tali, the floor and the knew satin sheets. As he
looked at Tali he could see the emotions run through her face, shock,
pleasure, disgust and then back to pleasure as she spat what was in her
mouth on the floor and went to give Shepard a kiss, only to be pushed
away so he could wipe her mouth and then kiss her."wow" she said,
"I didn't think you would go so soon"."Tali you … w-what" he
replied with shock."I did my research" she replied with a wink
and kissed him again.





I... urgh...

Once again I've seen worse:huh:

[Katharr]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

DJ_D wrote...
Ever seen a hot air baloon fly on its own? No? Same goes with Miranda. "Baloons" are useless without someone who controls them.

Which balloons are we talking about here?

Miranda's.

I'd love to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of Miranda's boobies. Oh yes.

greetings KFD and i have to admit that "star raker" is just awesome even
if it sometimes reminds me of vnv nation, but in a very very good way.


*edit 'cause i messed up the quotes before

Modifié par Katharr, 20 mars 2010 - 11:26 .

[Alphyn]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

even the forum broke from such ... such....a thing...<_<<_<<_<

I know it's meant to be sexy... but it's not... it's horrible.

It's about as sexy as staring at wet paint. <_<

[ControlFreak12]

Tali porn.

[Shazzammer2]

the forum as broken!!

[ControlFreak12]

Really BAD Tali porn.

[Flaargman117]

Alphyn wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

omg seriously?? "she leaked like a leaking trap"?? WTF who...wha...who in the world would type such a mess!!

I know mate.

Worst line, easily:



DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO!


The quick motion of Tali sucking and slurping caught Shepard off
guard and not long after it started Shepard felt and urge he hadn't felt
in over two years creep down his back and on to his head and before he
knew it he had covered Tali, the floor and the knew satin sheets. As he
looked at Tali he could see the emotions run through her face, shock,
pleasure, disgust and then back to pleasure as she spat what was in her
mouth on the floor and went to give Shepard a kiss, only to be pushed
away so he could wipe her mouth and then kiss her."wow" she said,
"I didn't think you would go so soon"."Tali you … w-what" he
replied with shock."I did my research" she replied with a wink
and kissed him again.





I... urgh...

Why would a feeling creep DOWN his back onto his HEAD.
Unless he is upside down?

[Alphyn]

Grif101 wrote...

Once again I've seen worse:huh:

Worse?! How?! What?! Who?! Huh?!

[Alphyn]

I feel unclean for doing that. I mean... more unclean than usual... D:

[Alphyn]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

I would get rid of that immediately.

Why? Would I get banned?

[Shazzammer2]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

LOL

I only post the highest quality.

[sergio71785]

I suddenly feel a lot more... self confident about posting fanfics that aren't properly proof-read.