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[Soahfreako]

Alright, so I've been writing this fan-fiction. I only got a prologue and 2 chapters up for now. It's about a childhood friend of Tali's, set just after ME1, before 2, and during/after the Acsension book. If you actually see this post before it gets forgotten within the 5 minutes that it's likely to be seen, please check it out!



social.bioware.com/1450279/blog/3387/



please comment, I want some opinions .

[Levi va Normandy]

 Wild Zubat appeared!

[gkillerrin]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

SirEmilCrane, just finished on your review, go take a look

boy-o-boy whos do i start next , lets go with Nuclear Buddha's

Thanks, realized I was ambigious about some things
She lived on the citadel during her pilgrimage, not before
And Han'Gerrel only told him how to get approval, Shepard didn't acutally get it
yet

ohh, oops must of read it wrong, it was still good though

Modifié par gkillerrin, 21 mars 2010 - 06:28 .

[SirEmilCrane]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

 Hey, did you guys talk to EDI after she got unshackled? 

She's able to tell you the stuff she couldn't before. What's interesting is she stresses that she is the Normandy now. "The hull is like my skin"

Normandy = mini-Reaper. 

And Shepard's charisma is the Normandy's version of indoctrination. 

Tali's indoctrinated:blink:

Very much.

Insert lame joke about Shep's reaper and her citadel here

He was able to access her Conduit?

Entered her Omega 4 relay
he released control

[solazz]

Levi va Normandy wrote...

 Wild Zubat appeared!

Show them our new teeth.
Fire the main gun!

[Phil725]

cannedcream wrote...

Yeah, I've looked at those numbers before.  Definitely not good.  It's always possible that the success rate is less than 50%, but I also doubt that they could only get 1 reaper per civilization.  Didn't it say somewhere that the protheans had near a trillion people?  37 million years is also the minimum

Indeed, but remember that that Protheans were taken completely off guard. The were cut off from one another, the Cidadel taken over, and the Mass Relays shut down. There was no way to rally an army of any real strength. If they had, then the Reapers might have very well been done for.

At least we now know that they're coming and Shepard is building his army and it's becoming pretty damn formidable.

Oh yeah I'm well aware of that, I more meant that it more than likely wouldn't take a trillion people to make one reaper.  Could maybe get 5-10 or more reapers out of that.  Scary thought when hoping that we aren't up against huge amounts of reapers.

[BigKahuna25]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
Yeah, I've looked at those numbers before.  Definitely not good.  It's always possible that the success rate is less than 50%, but I also doubt that they could only get 1 reaper per civilization.  Didn't it say somewhere that the protheans had near a trillion people?  37 million years is also the minimum

37 million years of genocide.  Victims in the trillions.  The Reapers are pretty much cosmic ass holes.  I will enjoy ending their sorry existence.

But in their eyes they're saving people.  Without reaper intervention, eventually all races will fizzle out and die.  By being lifted into the heavens by the reapers into a form that lives forever, they save lives.

I imagine that's their view at least.

The smoothie machine seems to twist all the "ascended" races around to the Reaper point of view, since we don't see any dissenters to the horror of repeated galactic genocide.  So I don't know just what they're preserving.

They're also preserving only a tiny fraction of the galaxy's diversity.

as a practitioner of the art of the smoothie machine, i will tell you. you're gonna LOVE it!

[ControlFreak12]

Soahfreako wrote...

Alright, so I've been writing this fan-fiction. I only got a prologue and 2 chapters up for now. It's about a childhood friend of Tali's, set just after ME1, before 2, and during/after the Acsension book. If you actually see this post before it gets forgotten within the 5 minutes that it's likely to be seen, please check it out!

social.bioware.com/1450279/blog/3387/

please comment, I want some opinions .

Gat dayng sun, get gkillerrin to do it.<_<

EDIT: I AM reading, by the way.

Modifié par ControlFreak12, 21 mars 2010 - 06:30 .

[SirEmilCrane]

gkillerrin wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

SirEmilCrane, just finished on your review, go take a look

boy-o-boy whos do i start next , lets go with Nuclear Buddha's

Thanks, realized I was ambigious about some things
She lived on the citadel during her pilgrimage, not before
And Han'Gerrel only told him how to get approval, Shepard didn't acutally get it
yet

ohh, oops must of read it wrong, it was still good though

I'll clear that up next chapter
nice of you to point it out

[cannedcream]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...


Shepard: "I am the Key Master, are you the Gate Keeper?"

Tali: "This is the exact same thing as the "Reaper / Citadel" scenario you're always fawning over... Can't we just be ourselves in the bedroom?"

Done.

Shepard and Tali's sexual roleplaying technology is lightyears ahead of ours.

[Levi va Normandy]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

solazz wrote...

Levi va Normandy wrote...

 Wild Zubat appeared!

Show them our new teeth.
Fire the main gun!

IF THIS IS ANOTHER F*CKING ZUBAT MY GAMBOY IS GOING TO DIE.

Zubat used confuse ray! 
Tali forum is confused!

[solazz]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

IF THIS IS ANOTHER F*CKING ZUBAT MY GAMBOY IS GOING TO DIE.

A wild Zubat appeared.

[gkillerrin]

Soahfreako wrote...

Alright, so I've been writing this fan-fiction. I only got a prologue and 2 chapters up for now. It's about a childhood friend of Tali's, set just after ME1, before 2, and during/after the Acsension book. If you actually see this post before it gets forgotten within the 5 minutes that it's likely to be seen, please check it out!

social.bioware.com/1450279/blog/3387/

please comment, I want some opinions .

sure, i got you on my list, I have subscribed already though, i shuold be able to get to you after Nuclear Buddha's, and Controll Freaks... shouldnt be too long, us quarians are good at reading

[NuclearBuddha]

gkillerrin wrote...

SirEmilCrane, just finished on your review, go take a look

boy-o-boy whos do i start next , lets go with Nuclear Buddha's

This post shows you the correct chronological order of the stories, with handy links.
http://social.biowar...1659/blog/3457/

[SirEmilCrane]

cannedcream wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...


Shepard: "I am the Key Master, are you the Gate Keeper?"

Tali: "This is the exact same thing as the "Reaper / Citadel" scenario you're always fawning over... Can't we just be ourselves in the bedroom?"

Done.

Shepard and Tali's sexual roleplaying technology is lightyears ahead of ours.

Wonder if Shepard yells out releasing control when...
On second thought, let's not go there

[BigKahuna25]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...


Shepard: "I am the Key Master, are you the Gate Keeper?"

Tali: "This is the exact same thing as the "Reaper / Citadel" scenario you're always fawning over... Can't we just be ourselves in the bedroom?"

Done.

Shepard and Tali's sexual roleplaying technology is lightyears ahead of ours.

"Ghostbusters" came out in 1984...

plus they wer both on tv here earlier today

[gkillerrin]

solazz wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

IF THIS IS ANOTHER F*CKING ZUBAT MY GAMBOY IS GOING TO DIE.

A wild Zubat appeared.

3 More wild Zubars appeared

[Phil725]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
Yeah, I've looked at those numbers before.  Definitely not good.  It's always possible that the success rate is less than 50%, but I also doubt that they could only get 1 reaper per civilization.  Didn't it say somewhere that the protheans had near a trillion people?  37 million years is also the minimum

37 million years of genocide.  Victims in the trillions.  The Reapers are pretty much cosmic ass holes.  I will enjoy ending their sorry existence.

But in their eyes they're saving people.  Without reaper intervention, eventually all races will fizzle out and die.  By being lifted into the heavens by the reapers into a form that lives forever, they save lives.

I imagine that's their view at least.

The smoothie machine seems to twist all the "ascended" races around to the Reaper point of view, since we don't see any dissenters to the horror of repeated galactic genocide.  So I don't know just what they're preserving.

They're also preserving only a tiny fraction of the galaxy's diversity.

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, they definitely need curb stomped.  Even if they're "saving" humans in their eyes, they're still wiping out the other 15 races. 

[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

There's a Reaper called Tushie-Butt

In the language of its long extinct race, it means: "World Ender"

True as this may be, I get the feeling that this Reaper playsMagic: The Gathering and got it's ass kicked in high school a lot.

[gkillerrin]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

SirEmilCrane, just finished on your review, go take a look

boy-o-boy whos do i start next , lets go with Nuclear Buddha's

This post shows you the correct chronological order of the stories, with handy links.
http://social.biowar...1659/blog/3457/

ok thanks , i got a little confused on where to start :lol:

[NuclearBuddha]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
The smoothie machine seems to twist all the "ascended" races around to the Reaper point of view, since we don't see any dissenters to the horror of repeated galactic genocide.  So I don't know just what they're preserving.

They're also preserving only a tiny fraction of the galaxy's diversity.

as a practitioner of the art of the smoothie machine, i will tell you. you're gonna LOVE it!

I'll... uh... just take your word for it...