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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!

Débuté par TheSorrow1175 , févr. 18 2010 08:49

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:12

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Alphyn wrote...
DAT ASS AGAIN.

That which you know as dat ass is your salvation through distraction.
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:12

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Alphyn wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Quarian sexual postion #3 otherwise known as "Quarian Style" extremely rare for a Quarian to use mating postion #3 with a non Quarian.

That's unfortunate, it sounds like fun.

What about #4?

Ah yes the infamous "double reverse inverted Quarian Style" most think it just a myth.

#90378
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:13

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chool77 wrote...

valttu wrote...

chool77 awesome drawing!!! ^^


thx...

there can never be enough new tali art


True. :P

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:14

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valttu wrote...

chool77 wrote...

valttu wrote...

chool77 awesome drawing!!! ^^


thx...

there can never be enough new tali art


True. :P

True enough.

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:14

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Alphyn wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Quarian sexual postion #3 otherwise known as "Quarian Style" extremely rare for a Quarian to use mating postion #3 with a non Quarian.

That's unfortunate, it sounds like fun.

What about #4?


Mordin: mm, possible with human. Requires very flexible appendage. Unlike human females, quarians have two *cough* nubs *cough*. As such, is very difficult but possible. Need more training. Hmm. Should do research on it later. 

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:14

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[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]chool77 wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]chool77 wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]chool77 wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]Alphyn wrote...



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You are describing Quarian mating postion #33, #35 is 1000's of times better.......:wub::wub:

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tell me about it... so i may draw:wizard:

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Well stage one is the Legendary Quarian pounce, after that it gets really good, I cannot describe how beautiful it is.

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but iv already drawn stage one... i need more

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Rule #1 of mating postion 35:
You don't talk about mating position 35.

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... but whyyyyy noooooot:(

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:14

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Ah yes the infamous "double reverse inverted Quarian Style" most think it just a myth.

"Inverted" sounds painful. D:

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:15

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runescapeguy9 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...
DAT ASS AGAIN.

That which you know as dat ass is your salvation through distraction.
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It's distracting me from working right now, that's for sure. Image IPB

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Alphyn wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Ah yes the infamous "double reverse inverted Quarian Style" most think it just a myth.

"Inverted" sounds painful. D:

You don't even want to know about position #5 then.

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:15

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runescapeguy9 wrote...

That which you know as dat ass is your salvation through distraction.

-SNIP-

This one isn't as good...

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:15

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Ah yes the infamous "double reverse inverted Quarian Style" most think it just a myth.

"Inverted" sounds painful. D:

You don't even want to know about position #5 then.


Describe.

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:16

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[quote]chool77 wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]chool77 wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]chool77 wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]chool77 wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]Alphyn wrote...



[/quote]
You are describing Quarian mating postion #33, #35 is 1000's of times better.......:wub::wub:

[/quote]

tell me about it... so i may draw:wizard:

[/quote]
Well stage one is the Legendary Quarian pounce, after that it gets really good, I cannot describe how beautiful it is.

[/quote]


but iv already drawn stage one... i need more



[/quote]
Rule #1 of mating postion 35:
You don't talk about mating position 35.

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... but whyyyyy noooooot:(

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Ask me what rule #2 of mating position #35 is.

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:16

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Alphyn wrote...
This one isn't as good...

Take what you get boy. Not every picture can capture Tali's beauty.
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:17

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Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Ah yes the infamous "double reverse inverted Quarian Style" most think it just a myth.

"Inverted" sounds painful. D:

You don't even want to know about position #5 then.


Describe.

Quarian mating postiton #5 the dreaded "atomic reverse double horizontal Quarian Style"
Here's a hint...it requires a Tantalus Drive Core in order to work.

Modifié par Darth Cheesecake, 21 mars 2010 - 05:18 .

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:18

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Quarian mating postiton #5 the dreaded "atomic reverse double horizontal Quarian Style"

Hm...that one actualy sounds like it's worth a try....

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:18

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You have changed nothing! Tali will find another way to distract you! *Tali removes helmet*

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:19

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Commander Marrek S wrote...

You have changed nothing! Tali will find another way to distract you! *Tali removes helmet*

-a beam of blinding light comes forth from where Tali's helmet was unsealed-
Shepard: I AM NOT WORTHY

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:20

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runescapeguy9 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Quarian mating postiton #5 the dreaded "atomic reverse double horizontal Quarian Style"

Hm...that one actualy sounds like it's worth a try....

You have to remember to have a powerful Mass Effect field though, otherwise it's fatal to humans.

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:21

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runescapeguy9 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...
This one isn't as good...

Take what you get boy. Not every picture can capture Tali's beauty.
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:o:wub::o:wub::o:wub::o

*too much awesome, can't handle, passes out*

#90395
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:22

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runescapeguy9 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Quarian mating postiton #5 the dreaded "atomic reverse double horizontal Quarian Style"

Hm...that one actualy sounds like it's worth a try....


Hmm. Yes. Position 5 is a rare form. Very dangerous, involves much stretching. Many men and woman have died from being is position. Not as dangerous as Position 1337, the Mach Seven Twister Hounding  Reverse Double Spinner Inverted Hurricane Gale Force Throwback.

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:23

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Commander Marrek S wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Quarian mating postiton #5 the dreaded "atomic reverse double horizontal Quarian Style"

Hm...that one actualy sounds like it's worth a try....


Hmm. Yes. Position 5 is a rare form. Very dangerous, involves much stretching. Many men and woman have died from being is position. Not as dangerous as Position 1337, the Mach Seven Twister Hounding  Reverse Double Spinner Inverted Hurricane Gale Force Throwback.

I'm guessing that you're making these titles up?
If so, you're doing a good job. Image IPB

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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:24

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Quarian mating postiton #5 the dreaded "atomic reverse double horizontal Quarian Style"

Hm...that one actualy sounds like it's worth a try....

You have to remember to have a powerful Mass Effect field though, otherwise it's fatal to humans.


Good thing my Shepard has a L6n Biotic implant, cybernetic enhancements, and a geth arm!

#90398
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Posté 21 mars 2010 - 05:25

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But he likes Tali :P 

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SU37 wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Quarian mating postiton #5 the dreaded "atomic reverse double horizontal Quarian Style"

Hm...that one actualy sounds like it's worth a try....


Hmm. Yes. Position 5 is a rare form. Very dangerous, involves much stretching. Many men and woman have died from being is position. Not as dangerous as Position 1337, the Mach Seven Twister Hounding  Reverse Double Spinner Inverted Hurricane Gale Force Throwback.

I'm guessing that you're making these titles up?
If so, you're doing a good job. Image IPB

None of these are as rewarding as position #35 which was invented by Tali Zorah Vas Normandy roughly 2 hours before the attack on the Collector base.......it's as powerfull as all other Quarian mating positions...combined!
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