Facts:
1. Tali is a mammal.
2. Tali is cute ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Tali is to be adorable and make people go "Aw!".
Testimonial:
Tali can pounce anyone she wants! Tali pounces Shepard ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This girl is so crazy and awesome that she pounces ALL the time. I heard that Tali was once working down in engineering. And when Shepard called her up to his cabin, Tali pounced him from across the room. Joker said that he saw Tali totally pounce Shepard just because he opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Tali have REAL Ultimate Cute you better get a life right now or she will send Chikktika to zap your optics!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Tali is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This girl is totally awesome and that's a fact. Tali is fast, smooth, cool, cute, sexy, with awesome hips. I can't wait to take up engineering next year. I love Tali with all of my body (but don't tell Shepard).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Tali?
A: Tali is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she is a sexy beast, but on the other hand, Tali is very cute and adorable.
Q: I heard that Tali is always shy and stammering. What's her problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Tali can be shy OR totally pounce Shepard.
Q: What does Tali do when she's not shaking dem hips or pouncing Shepard?
A: Most of her free time is spent in engineering, but sometimes she plays cards. (Ask Kenneth or Gabby if you don't believe me.)