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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!


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Goat_Shepard

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Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


Then to each his own. This is the Tali thread, we've obviously learned to put shallow thoughts of "traditional" appearances behind us and focus on the real beauty of something. You find Tali's hands and feet weird, then keep it to yourself, and I won't comment on the Asari. We all end up happier.
And just so you know, I'd lick every inch of Tali's bare foot up her leg and beyond:P

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Grif101 wrote...

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<_<


Stop being such a SOOPER TURKEY with your SOOPER TURKEYISH faces

#91678
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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Oh I forgot one of the Reapers weaknesses:
Logical paradoxes-yep just like every other AI ever!


Then this ought to do the trick: If God is all-powerful and can do whatever He wishes, can God then create a rock that He can not lift? Mission accomplished. Galaxy saved! Now let's go have a barbeque, cold drinks and hop into a clean swimming pool with pleasantly warm water temperature.B)

Modifié par The_KFD_Case, 22 mars 2010 - 01:14 .


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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

R4B1D wrote...

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I wonder if Tali ever goes Extranet surfing and finds the ancient remains of this thread from a time far, far away...

 Well if she does she now knows shes well loved.

*Tali and Liara are looking at their respective threads*
Liara: why is your thread so much bigger than mine *frowns*
Tali: uhhh duh I have personality, and didn't go all "Muahahahhaaaaaa I'll flay you alive with my mind!"
Liara: b*tch
Tali: Oh you know it's true.
Liara: DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!
Tali: *laughs*

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Goat_Shepard wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


Then to each his own. This is the Tali thread, we've obviously learned to put shallow thoughts of "traditional" appearances behind us and focus on the real beauty of something. You find Tali's hands and feet weird, then keep it to yourself, and I won't comment on the Asari. We all end up happier.
And just so you know, I'd lick every inch of Tali's bare foot up her leg and beyond:P

Alright well put.<_<

And the last comment was just...:blink:

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Oh I forgot one of the Reapers weaknesses:
Logical paradoxes-yep just like every other AI ever!


Then this ought to do the trick: If God is all-powerful and can do whatever He wishes, can God then create a rock that He can not lift? Mission accomplished. Galaxy saved! Now let's go have a barbeque, cold drinks and hop into a clean swimming pool with pleasantly warm water temperature.B)


Your forgetting something KFD..........B);)

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Hey guys, gonna advertise my fan-fiction again!
social.bioware.com/1450279/blog/3387/
I've got a prologue and 2 chapters posted so far, with a 3rd on the way! It's about a childhood friend of Tali's, set after ME1 before ME2, and during/after the Ascension book. I'd appreciate comments and opinions, got a few people to read so far and they've liked it!

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iNixiRir wrote...

And no, I wouldn't wash my hands afterwards. As a matter of fact, I would never wash them again.
No, I would chop them off and put them into a box of glass so I can look and treasure them till I'Il die. Which would be pretty soon I guess.

Haha I'm with you man!
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The_KFD_Case wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Oh I forgot one of the Reapers weaknesses:
Logical paradoxes-yep just like every other AI ever!


Then this ought to do the trick: If God is all-powerful and can do whatever He wishes, can God then create a rock that He can not lift? Mission accomplished. Galaxy saved! Now let's go have a barbeque, cold drinks and hop into a clean swimming pool with pleasantly warm water temperature.B)

arrrgh *head explodes*
DAMMIT HARBINGER STOP USING MY ACCOUNT!!!

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thepyro13 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

R4B1D wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

I wonder if Tali ever goes Extranet surfing and finds the ancient remains of this thread from a time far, far away...

 Well if she does she now knows shes well loved.

*Tali and Liara are looking at their respective threads*
Liara: why is your thread so much bigger than mine *frowns*
Tali: uhhh duh I have personality, and didn't go all "Muahahahhaaaaaa I'll flay you alive with my mind!"
Liara: b*tch
Tali: Oh you know it's true.
Liara: DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!
Tali: *laughs*

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*brofist*

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...
*Tali and Liara are looking at their respective threads*
Liara: why is your thread so much bigger than mine *frowns*
Tali: uhhh duh I have personality, hips and a shotgun
Liara: b*tch
Tali: This hurts you!
Liara: DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!
Tali: *laughs*


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Still love Liara though. 2 of the 4 shepards of mine from ME1 romanced Liara, and the other 2 had none.

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Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


They bothered me at first in ME1. I still don't find their tentacles attractive per se, but these days I find I'm neutrally inclined towards their head tentacles. Besides, Samara is hot IMO!B)^_^

Modifié par The_KFD_Case, 22 mars 2010 - 01:16 .


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Goat_Shepard wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


Then to each his own. This is the Tali thread, we've obviously learned to put shallow thoughts of "traditional" appearances behind us and focus on the real beauty of something. You find Tali's hands and feet weird, then keep it to yourself, and I won't comment on the Asari. We all end up happier.
And just so you know, I'd lick every inch of Tali's bare foot up her leg and beyond:P

You'd have to wait in line.

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

thepyro13 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

R4B1D wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

I wonder if Tali ever goes Extranet surfing and finds the ancient remains of this thread from a time far, far away...

 Well if she does she now knows shes well loved.

*Tali and Liara are looking at their respective threads*
Liara: why is your thread so much bigger than mine *frowns*
Tali: uhhh duh I have personality, and didn't go all "Muahahahhaaaaaa I'll flay you alive with my mind!"
Liara: b*tch
Tali: Oh you know it's true.
Liara: DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!
Tali: *laughs*

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*brofist*


HELL YEAImage IPB

#91690
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Malckeor wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

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<_<


Stop being such a SOOPER TURKEY with your SOOPER TURKEYISH faces


:crying:

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So how goes it people? I haven't posted here in a while.

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


They bothered me at first in ME1. I still don't find their tentacles attractive per se, but these days I find I'm neutrally inclined towards their head tentacles. Besides, Samara is hot IMO!B)^_^

How about Morinth?:o

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*cough* she cheated on you with the Drell *cough*
What?:innocent:


It's a possibility. I know of no publicly available evidence, yet it is possible - especially in light of the tendency of young Asari to be rather promiscuous.

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thepyro13 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

thepyro13 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

R4B1D wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

I wonder if Tali ever goes Extranet surfing and finds the ancient remains of this thread from a time far, far away...

 Well if she does she now knows shes well loved.

*Tali and Liara are looking at their respective threads*
Liara: why is your thread so much bigger than mine *frowns*
Tali: uhhh duh I have personality, and didn't go all "Muahahahhaaaaaa I'll flay you alive with my mind!"
Liara: b*tch
Tali: Oh you know it's true.
Liara: DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!
Tali: *laughs*

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*brofist*


HELL YEAImage IPB

I can't wait until Somebody sees this!:D

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Somebody1003 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


They bothered me at first in ME1. I still don't find their tentacles attractive per se, but these days I find I'm neutrally inclined towards their head tentacles. Besides, Samara is hot IMO!B)^_^

How about Morinth?:o


<_<:huh:<_<:sick:<_<

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Somebody1003 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


They bothered me at first in ME1. I still don't find their tentacles attractive per se, but these days I find I'm neutrally inclined towards their head tentacles. Besides, Samara is hot IMO!B)^_^

How about Morinth?:o

No foot massage for her.

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Somebody1003 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


They bothered me at first in ME1. I still don't find their tentacles attractive per se, but these days I find I'm neutrally inclined towards their head tentacles. Besides, Samara is hot IMO!B)^_^

How about Morinth?:o

No thanks I like having a funtioning nervous system, you go ahead and have Morinth.

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Somebody1003 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


Then to each his own. This is the Tali thread, we've obviously learned to put shallow thoughts of "traditional" appearances behind us and focus on the real beauty of something. You find Tali's hands and feet weird, then keep it to yourself, and I won't comment on the Asari. We all end up happier.
And just so you know, I'd lick every inch of Tali's bare foot up her leg and beyond:P

Alright well put.<_<

And the last comment was just...:blink:


So in the heat of the moment, if you knew Liara got pleasured from you licking in between her tentacles, you wouldn't do that. You don't love Liara? Cuz that's what it comes down to, love.

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

thepyro13 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

thepyro13 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

R4B1D wrote...

Just_mike wrote...

I wonder if Tali ever goes Extranet surfing and finds the ancient remains of this thread from a time far, far away...

 Well if she does she now knows shes well loved.

*Tali and Liara are looking at their respective threads*
Liara: why is your thread so much bigger than mine *frowns*
Tali: uhhh duh I have personality, and didn't go all "Muahahahhaaaaaa I'll flay you alive with my mind!"
Liara: b*tch
Tali: Oh you know it's true.
Liara: DAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN YOUR RIGHT!
Tali: *laughs*

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*brofist*


HELL YEAImage IPB

I can't wait until Somebody sees this!:D


I'm not helping you with your vendetta....Image IPB

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Grif101 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Don't make me mention the Asari's "hair"

The tentacle things dont bother me.^_^


They bothered me at first in ME1. I still don't find their tentacles attractive per se, but these days I find I'm neutrally inclined towards their head tentacles. Besides, Samara is hot IMO!B)^_^

How about Morinth?:o


<_<:huh:<_<:sick:<_<

She mind rapes you, no thanks.