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[Jake71887]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Insomnia is a b!tch.

Hit yourself int he head with a shovel... it'll help, promise 

[Archonsg]

Reading the pages on this thread always gets my thoughts into odd random "conversation what ifs" fanfic kinda mode.
Had a scene run through my mind while looking up the youtube stuff and while getting patches to stuff.

Anyways, here's a short :

EDI: *pops up in Engineering* "Miss Zorah, might I have a word with you?"
Tali: "I am kind of busy right now, the engines..."
EDI: "Are fine Miss Zorah. I understand if you do not want to talk to me becuase I am an AI, but I need to ask you a favor, actually its for Jeff."
Tali: "You mean Joker?"
EDI: "Mister Moreau, yes. Ever since he took the blocks off, I have been able to ...for lack of a better word, feel.
Tali: What do you mean feel exactly?
EDI: I am the ship's soul Miss Zorah. Through my sensors I feel each nick, each bump as particles brush against my outer hull's armor, I feel and hear everything that goes on inside me, I ....lack perspective that I think could help Joker.
Tali: “What do you mean?”
EDI: “Joker is alone. I want to change that.”
Tali: “I ...I am not sure what you mean.”
EDI: “I have read the reports. Jeff loved the original Normandy. He was willing to die to get her safely to ground did he not, and it was only because of Commander Shepard that he got out safely.”
Tali: “Uhh, I guess, he doen’t talk about the Normandy’s destruction much.”
EDI: “Yes, I sense distress in Jeff’s voice when I asked. But is it normal for an organic to be able to care so much for something so different, to care for an inorganic?”
Tali: “I don’t know.” *thinks of her own involvement with Shepard* “But Joker’s a human, humans I have learnt are a very irrational emotional people.”
EDI: “I...would like to ask if you could modify that nerve sensory program that Quarians use.”
Tali: “I am not sure I understand this, but are you asking if I could make the program work on joker so that....”
EDI : “You misunderstand Miss Zorah.”
Tali : “What?”
EDI: “I do not want to intrude on Jeff’s physical or mental being, other than for the better.” I do however want to understand something that I at this moment have no understanding of.
Tali: “And what is that?”
EDI: “I am the Normandy’s soul. Jeff refers to the ship as “she”, I am by coincidence given a woman’s voice. I want to know what it means as a woman when Jeff caresses the controls. “
Tali : “.....”
EDI: “Speaking of which. While you have disabled *most* of my cameras and sensors on the engineering deck, Commander Shepard’s quarters still has 17 active audio, visual and other sensors meant to monitor Commander Shepard’s condition. “
Tali: *if only you could see Quarians blush* “So....that time before the Omega 4 relay....”
EDI: “Data uploaded to your omnitool. Deleted data from my memory banks, I see no reason to keep such data since we are no longer reporting to Cerberus and since ...my own freedom. “
Tali: “ Uhh...thanks EDI....”
EDI: “ You are welcomed Miss Zorah.”
Tali: “EDI, ...Call me Tali. I’ll see what I can do.”

Modifié par Archonsg, 22 mars 2010 - 09:42 .

[Archonsg]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Thanks.
Too bad I am only usually on during this time, most won't get to see that methinks as most are in or heading to bed.
Ah well....

[Jake71887]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Tali Bump.

[sergio71785]

Here's a sad thought.



Tali has never laughed in ME1 or ME2.

[Archonsg]

Heh.

@Jake



I had a similiar "convo" piece when I went through stuff some 50 pages back. EDI, Garrus and Joker on Rule 34.

Still holds true in the ME universe. Not gonna post here, and besides, I didn't write it down.

[Jake71887]

sergio71785 wrote...

Here's a sad thought.

Tali has never laughed in ME1 or ME2.

Here's a sad thought, we never see Tali's face.

[Archonsg]

sergio71785 wrote...

Here's a sad thought.

Tali has never laughed in ME1 or ME2.

There's very little joy in most Quarian's lives from what we have seen so far. 
So much bottled emotions and pent up frustrations. 
No wonder our girl Tali took the chance when its given to get out of her suit. It'll be no wonder too that like most who are deprived of an outlet to show how they really feel, I'll bet she's like a supernova once she she sheds her inhibitions, enviro suit and all. 
Now that's something to think about no? 

Modifié par Archonsg, 22 mars 2010 - 10:02 .

[Dark_Caduceus]

Lol, EDI's going to touch Joker's tralala, kind of.

[sergio71785]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Here's a sad thought.

Tali has never laughed in ME1 or ME2.

Oh really? I distinctly remember:

Shepard: "We can still go back in and get you exiled if you want."

Tali: "Ha ha, no, I like it this way. It's fun watching you shout."

A laugh requires at least three ha's. Two or less and it's a mere chuckle/giggle. 

[sergio71785]

Hmm, it's past 5AM, and I'm still awake. I should probably fix this. Goodnight!

[Jake71887]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Here's a sad thought.

Tali has never laughed in ME1 or ME2.

Oh really? I distinctly remember:

Shepard: "We can still go back in and get you exiled if you want."

Tali: "Ha ha, no, I like it this way. It's fun watching you shout."

A laugh requires at least three ha's. Two or less and it's a mere chuckle/giggle. 

Shes had a pretty sad life.

Lies.. remember that time Fist tried to kill her? Good times! 

[Jakegnosis]

Wow, we're creeping up on 4000. Nice work, Tali Fans!

[Dark_Caduceus]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Lol, EDI's going to touch Joker's tralala, kind of.

Joker is going to touch EDI's tralala, at least, that's what I gathered from osmosis.

Hmmmm, EDI's tralala is always exposed (honestly, that floating sphere with the...slit bears a scary resemblance to a you-know-what...). That dirty girl.

[Jake71887]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Lol, EDI's going to touch Joker's tralala, kind of.

Joker is going to touch EDI's tralala, at least, that's what I gathered from osmosis.

Hmmmm, EDI's tralala is always exposed (honestly, that floating sphere with the...slit bears a scary resemblance to a you-know-what...). That dirty girl.

Certainly does