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[Jake71887]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

No one saw this delicious Gem?

Harumph...

I saw, and skillfully ignored it 

MOTHER F*CKER!

Yes, yes, I do MILFs.. ha ha ha. 

[Commander Marrek S]

Jake71887 wrote...

chool77 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

chool77 wrote...
give it up ... she would give a BJ to a homless man if it ment she could find the shadow broker

That... might be a little too far.

liara: i will stop at nothing to get back at the shadow broker, now excuse me i have a client coming in soon
shep: ok see ya later* as he walks out the door a homless man walks in*

shep:......

That was dumb...

[Commander Marrek S]

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

No one saw this delicious Gem?

Harumph...

I saw, and skillfully ignored it 

MOTHER F*CKER!

Yes, yes, I do MILFs.. ha ha ha. 

Samara?

[Jake71887]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

No one saw this delicious Gem?

Harumph...

I saw, and skillfully ignored it 

MOTHER F*CKER!

Yes, yes, I do MILFs.. ha ha ha. 

That was dumb.



(Seriously, you can do better than that...)

I've been awake for far too long to care... sleep deprivation to reset messed up sleep schedules FTW?! <_<

[NuclearBuddha]

MasterMegatron wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure she'll be busy being all "I'm sorry I would help you go and kick Collector ass but I'm busy at the moment"!

She has to wash her hair that night.

She doesn't have hair.

OR DOES SHE?!

That's the extra burn for poor Shep.

Unless he's into bald.

Uh, well, the joke was that she doesn't have to wash, so it was an obvious blow off...

You know, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.  It's not pretty, and when you're done the whole thing is dead anyway.

[NuclearBuddha]

Somebody1003 wrote...
You really just want to start with me dont you?<_<

Cant I ever come her with peace?

You know, if you were less sensitive on the issue, nobody would bother you.

[Jake71887]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure she'll be busy being all "I'm sorry I would help you go and kick Collector ass but I'm busy at the moment"!

She has to wash her hair that night.

She doesn't have hair.

OR DOES SHE?!

That's the extra burn for poor Shep.

Unless he's into bald.

Uh, well, the joke was that she doesn't have to wash, so it was an obvious blow off...

You know, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.  It's not pretty, and when you're done the whole thing is dead anyway.

But you still get a laugh or two if you throw it at some ugly chick... :happy:

[Commander Marrek S]

[NuclearBuddha]

Jake71887 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Uh, well, the joke was that she doesn't have to wash, so it was an obvious blow off...

You know, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.  It's not pretty, and when you're done the whole thing is dead anyway.

But you still get a laugh or two if you throw it at some ugly chick... :happy:

Sadly, there are no chicks here, ugly or otherwise.

[Katharr]

Katharr wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Reading the pages on this thread always gets my thoughts into odd random "conversation what ifs" fanfic kinda mode.
Had a scene run through my mind while looking up the youtube stuff and while getting patches to stuff.

Anyways, here's a short :

EDI: *pops up in Engineering* "Miss Zorah, might I have a word with you?"
Tali: "I am kind of busy right now, the engines..."
EDI: "Are fine Miss Zorah. I understand if you do not want to talk to me becuase I am an AI, but I need to ask you a favor, actually its for Jeff."
Tali: "You mean Joker?"
EDI: "Mister Moreau, yes. Ever since he took the blocks off, I have been able to ...for lack of a better word, feel.
Tali: What do you mean feel exactly?
EDI: I am the ship's soul Miss Zorah. Through my sensors I feel each nick, each bump as particles brush against my outer hull's armor, I feel and hear everything that goes on inside me, I ....lack perspective that I think could help Joker.
Tali: “What do you mean?”
EDI: “Joker is alone. I want to change that.”
Tali: “I ...I am not sure what you mean.”
EDI: “I have read the reports. Jeff loved the original Normandy. He was willing to die to get her safely to ground did he not, and it was only because of Commander Shepard that he got out safely.”
Tali: “Uhh, I guess, he doen’t talk about the Normandy’s destruction much.”
EDI: “Yes, I sense distress in Jeff’s voice when I asked. But is it normal for an organic to be able to care so much for something so different, to care for an inorganic?”
Tali: “I don’t know.” *thinks of her own involvement with Shepard* “But Joker’s a human, humans I have learnt are a very irrational emotional people.”
EDI: “I...would like to ask if you could modify that nerve sensory program that Quarians use.”
Tali: “I am not sure I understand this, but are you asking if I could make the program work on joker so that....”
EDI : “You misunderstand Miss Zorah.”
Tali : “What?”
EDI: “I do not want to intrude on Jeff’s physical or mental being, other than for the better.” I do however want to understand something that I at this moment have no understanding of.
Tali: “And what is that?”
EDI: “I am the Normandy’s soul. Jeff refers to the ship as “she”, I am by coincidence given a woman’s voice. I want to know what it means as a woman when Jeff caresses the controls. “
Tali : “.....”
EDI: “Speaking of which. While you have disabled *most* of my cameras and sensors on the engineering deck, Commander Shepard’s quarters still has 17 active audio, visual and other sensors meant to monitor Commander Shepard’s condition. “
Tali: *if only you could see Quarians blush* “So....that time before the Omega 4 relay....”
EDI: “Data uploaded to your omnitool. Deleted data from my memory banks, I see no reason to keep such data since we are no longer reporting to Cerberus and since ...my own freedom. “
Tali: “ Uhh...thanks EDI....”
EDI: “ You are welcomed Miss Zorah.”
Tali: “EDI, ...Call me Tali. I’ll see what I can do.”

only short time before getting back to work, but this very nice work deserves a rescue from the depths of this thread.
will be back in about 4 hours, later guys.

shameless selfquote but seriously folks: stop the daylie sh*twar and discuss this instead.
and with this i shall take my leave.

[Jake71887]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Uh, well, the joke was that she doesn't have to wash, so it was an obvious blow off...

You know, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.  It's not pretty, and when you're done the whole thing is dead anyway.

But you still get a laugh or two if you throw it at some ugly chick... :happy:

Sadly, there are no chicks here, ugly or otherwise.

I know, I miss cutthecameras 

[chool77]

Somebody1003 wrote...

chool77 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

chool77 wrote...
give it up ... she would give a BJ to a homless man if it ment she could find the shadow broker

That... might be a little too far.

liara: i will stop at nothing to get back at the shadow broker, now excuse me i have a client coming in soon
shep: ok see ya later* as he walks out the door a homless man walks in*

shep:......

You really just want to start with me dont you?<_<

Cant I ever come her with peace?

naaaw bro im sorry liara was my number one in mass effect 1, she just made me soo mad in ME2 that i wanted to kill her with a nuke?!!?..... and then after hearing that audio file ... well .you know:mellow:

[NuclearBuddha]

Somebody1003 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...
You really just want to start with me dont you?<_<

Cant I ever come her with peace?

You know, if you were less sensitive on the issue, nobody would bother you.

I think they would.

But it wouldn't phase you if you were less sensitive.  Win-win, see? 

And our favorite turncoat would still hang around, so everyone would benefit.

[sergio71785]

 I'm a chick.
Now everyone will pay attention to me! <3