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[sergio71785]

Jake71887 wrote...
What do you get when you're a racist b*tch?
Jettisoned out an airlock and forced to hitch..

oompa loompa doompity dee

Something like that!


Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompedah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from that soldier Ashley?
A lot of yelling if you're a zombie
Why don't you try that cute engineer?
The one who was always. Such. A. Dear?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no dumb bull****

Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you love Tali you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the - Oompa -
Oompa Loompa doompety do

[FsDxRAGE]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...
I have an Ashleymance ME1 save... I really look forward to seeing her reaction over Tali. 

Me too.  It'd be nice to see her just quietly make some kind of "guess you're the better woman" self-deprecating statement.  But xeno-rage and fireworks would be entertaining, too.

she said that she was over me on Horizon so i dont think there will be any fireworks... hoping there will be though

[NuclearBuddha]

Goat_Shepard wrote...
But you can't say that. Shepard takes Miranda's sh*t the whole game. The only sense of control you have is either f*cking her or killing her. I can't go with the former, soooo.

Eh?  You can mess with Miranda lots of times.  Just do the opposite of whatever she suggests.

"Oh, let Cerberus question Veetor?  Yeah, that's a good idea... to ignore.  Tali, take this guy back to the Flotilla and get him some professional help."

[Goat_Shepard]

sergio71785 wrote...

Yeah exactly. With an Asari, it's effectively the same thing as a human female. But a Quarian? She'll probably think he's nuts or something. 

Fortunately, I'm ready for that, I got my oompa loompa song. 

Do it! (btw playing ME1 at the moment for Ashley romance for epic confrontation you described, but having hard time getting over her opinionated ways, I outrank her, she should stfu or gtfo)

[GeeMunkey]

Jake71887 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

I am bored.
*fires Revenant at Miranda*

*Takes Bullet*

WTF Mate?

*pushes Drathan out of the way*
"Please, continue."

Leave Miranda alone!!! :crying::crying: 
*snip*

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from... the attack on the Collector base... yeah.
Miranda: So?
Shepard: So I need you to clear out of your office for a while, Tali and I need to.... file... some reports...
Tali:
Miranda:
Shepard: This may take a few hours...
*kicks Miranda out and locks the door*

[NuclearBuddha]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...
I have an Ashleymance ME1 save... I really look forward to seeing her reaction over Tali. 

Me too.  It'd be nice to see her just quietly make some kind of "guess you're the better woman" self-deprecating statement.  But xeno-rage and fireworks would be entertaining, too.

she said that she was over me on Horizon so i dont think there will be any fireworks... hoping there will be though

After her make-up e-mail, I suspect she doesn't know where she is.

[ControlFreak12]

Somebody1003 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I have an Ashleymance ME1 save... I really look forward to seeing her reaction over Tali. 

I think she would be even more upset over that then she is with Liara in ME1.

Yeah exactly. With an Asari, it's effectively the same thing as a human female. But a Quarian? She'll probably think he's nuts or something. 

Fortunately, I'm ready for that, I got my oompa loompa song. 

Yeah, Im sure many human males run for asari, but a quarian would be quite suprising.
Especially to her.

That'd be kinda like ditching the bad girl for the nerd who is totally hot but nobody ever actually notices.

[NuclearBuddha]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
It'd be funny as hell seeing how Ashley would react when you tell her your leaving her for Tali!
Quick someone imagine it!

danteshep wrote something along those lines.  It's the first little bit here.

[Jake71887]

GeeMunkey wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

I am bored.
*fires Revenant at Miranda*

*Takes Bullet*

WTF Mate?

*pushes Drathan out of the way*
"Please, continue."

Leave Miranda alone!!! :crying::crying: 
*snip*

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from... the attack on the Collector base... yeah.
Miranda: So?
Shepard: So I need you to clear out of your office for a while, Tali and I need to.... file... some reports...
Tali:
Miranda:
Shepard: This may take a few hours...
*kicks Miranda out and locks the door*

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from that attack on the collectors...
Miranda: So, what do you want me to do about it?
Shepard: I need to use your office for a while, me and Tali have some... engines, we need to clean.
Miranda: You two are gonna do it on my bed aren't you? Typical...
Shepard: I'm sorry, I didn't think it'd really upset.
Miranda: I'm only upset that you didn't invite me to join in!
*Cue creepy ass Shepard grin*

[NuclearBuddha]

Jake71887 wrote...
Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from that attack on the collectors...
Miranda: So, what do you want me to do about it?
Shepard: I need to use your office for a while, me and Tali have some... engines, we need to clean.
Miranda: You two are gonna do it on my bed aren't you? Typical...
Shepard: And your chairs and desk, too actually.  I'm sorry, I didn't think it'd really upset.
Miranda: I'm only upset that you didn't invite me to join in!
*Cue creepy ass Shepard grin*

FTFY

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 22 mars 2010 - 08:22 .

[Jake71887]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from that attack on the collectors...
Miranda: So, what do you want me to do about it?
Shepard: I need to use your office for a while, me and Tali have some... engines, we need to clean.
Miranda: You two are gonna do it on my bed aren't you? Typical...
Shepard: And your chairs and desk, too actually.  I'm sorry, I didn't think it'd really upset.
Miranda: I'm only upset that you didn't invite me to join in!
*Cue creepy ass Shepard grin*

FTFY

+10

[Goat_Shepard]

GeeMunkey wrote...

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from... the attack on the Collector base... yeah.
Miranda: So?
Shepard: So would you kindly clean it up, I'm having dinner with Tali tonight.
Miranda: I'm your 2nd in command, I have important status updates to send to TIM.
Shepard: First of all, EDI is 2nd in command. Then Tali. 2nd of all, we are currently "flying in the Normandy". Status updated. Clean my cabin.
Miranda: *grumble*

Fixed

[GeeMunkey]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from that attack on the collectors...
Miranda: So, what do you want me to do about it?
Shepard: I need to use your office for a while, me and Tali have some... engines, we need to clean.
Miranda: You two are gonna do it on my bed aren't you? Typical...
Shepard: I'm sorry, I didn't think it'd really upset.
Miranda: I'm only upset that you didn't invite me to join in!
*Cue creepy ass Shepard grin*

My Shepard doesn't have to deal with that. Miranda's dead...so...yeah.

Meh, I kept her alive, but if she thinks she's still first officer she can forget it, that job goes to Garrus.

[GeeMunkey]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
But you can't say that. Shepard takes Miranda's sh*t the whole game. The only sense of control you have is either f*cking her or killing her. I can't go with the former, soooo.

Eh?  You can mess with Miranda lots of times.  Just do the opposite of whatever she suggests.

"Oh, let Cerberus question Veetor?  Yeah, that's a good idea... to ignore.  Tali, take this guy back to the Flotilla and get him some professional help."

I treat Miranda like Morrigan, if she disapproves, then I probably made the right choice.