Aller au contenu

Photo

All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!

Débuté par TheSorrow1175 , févr. 18 2010 08:49

137512 réponses à ce sujet

#93701
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:28

Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
  • Guests

GeeMunkey wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
But you can't say that. Shepard takes Miranda's sh*t the whole game. The only sense of control you have is either f*cking her or killing her. I can't go with the former, soooo.

Eh?  You can mess with Miranda lots of times.  Just do the opposite of whatever she suggests.

"Oh, let Cerberus question Veetor?  Yeah, that's a good idea... to ignore.  Tali, take this guy back to the Flotilla and get him some professional help."


I treat Miranda like Morrigan, if she disapproves, then I probably made the right choice.

In the words of Jack: Miranda is a Cerberus b*tch plain and simple.:whistle:

#93702
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:29

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

antilles333 wrote...

 Drathan Gervaise said...

Image IPB


Why is it when I saw this picture, all I thought was "CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STARFOX!"


Because I was about to post this.

Image IPB

#93703
GeeMunkey
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:29

GeeMunkey
  • Members
  • 284 messages

Goat_Shepard wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from... the attack on the Collector base... yeah.
Miranda: So?
Shepard: So would you kindly clean it up, I'm having dinner with Tali tonight.
Miranda: I'm your 2nd in command, I have important status updates to send to TIM.
Shepard: First of all, Garrus is 2nd in command. Then Tali. 2nd of all, we are currently "flying in the Normandy". Status updated. Clean my cabin.
Miranda: *grumble*

Fixed B)


Fixed better!

#93704
NuclearBuddha
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:30

NuclearBuddha
  • Members
  • 16 935 messages

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
It'd be funny as hell seeing how Ashley would react when you tell her your leaving her for Tali!
Quick someone imagine it!

danteshep wrote something along those lines.  It's the first little bit here.

It works but I was thinking of something along the lines of this:
Ashley: Shepard I want you to take me back!
Shepard: Sorry Ash I've moved on.
Ashley: With who?
Shepard: Tali.
Ashley: Your telling me your leaving me for some suited masked alien with chicken feet!
Shepard: *paragon interrupt punch her in the face* or *renegade interrupt shoot her repeatedly*
Shepard: No one talks like that about Tali! *Renegade interrupt*
Ashley: arrrghghhgh *slumps forward*
Tali: Keelah Shepard did you just kill Ashley?
Shepard: Maybe....yeah,
Tali:but why?
Shepard: she insulted you.
Tali: that seems a little extreme.
Shepard: no it wasn't!
Tali: Whatever.

That's fun, but I'd prefer to see something a little more... towering from Ash

"Shepard, a quarian?  Really?  I just don't know you anymore!  An asari, I could understand, but a quarian?  Look at her hands, her... feet!  Are they even remotely human under those masks?  I loved you, Shepard, and it's just making me feel dirty:  I can't even fathom what kink you thought you saw in me.  No, you don't have to say anything.  There's pretty much nothing you could possibly say about... this." (gestures at Tali, then at Shep).

Not saying I wouldn't appreciate a little sanity from Ash.  But a frothing rant would be exciting.

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 22 mars 2010 - 08:33 .

#93705
Jake71887
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:30

Jake71887
  • Members
  • 11 286 messages

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
But you can't say that. Shepard takes Miranda's sh*t the whole game. The only sense of control you have is either f*cking her or killing her. I can't go with the former, soooo.

Eh?  You can mess with Miranda lots of times.  Just do the opposite of whatever she suggests.

"Oh, let Cerberus question Veetor?  Yeah, that's a good idea... to ignore.  Tali, take this guy back to the Flotilla and get him some professional help."


I treat Miranda like Morrigan, if she disapproves, then I probably made the right choice.

In the words of Jack: Miranda is a Cerberus b*tch plain and simple.:whistle:


But she's my Cerberus b*tch... :wub::wub::wub:

#93706
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:31

Guest_runescapeguy9_*
  • Guests

GeeMunkey wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from... the attack on the Collector base... yeah.
Miranda: So?
Shepard: So would you kindly clean it up, I'm having dinner with Tali tonight.
Miranda: I'm your 2nd in command, I have important status updates to send to TIM.
Shepard: First of all, Tali is 2nd in command. Then Garrus. 2nd of all, we are currently "flying in the Normandy". Status updated. Clean my cabin.
Miranda: *grumble*

Fixed B)


Fixed better!

Refixed.

#93707
NuclearBuddha
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:32

NuclearBuddha
  • Members
  • 16 935 messages

runescapeguy9 wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from... the attack on the Collector base... yeah.
Miranda: So?
Shepard: So would you kindly clean it up, I'm having dinner with Tali tonight.
Miranda: I'm your 2nd in command, I have important status updates to send to TIM.
Shepard: First of all, Tali is 2nd in command. Then Garrus. 2nd of all, we are currently "flying in the Normandy". Status updated. Clean my cabin.
Miranda: *grumble*

Fixed B)


Fixed better!

Refixed.

Pretty sure we've conclusively proven that Tali (however wonderful she is) isn't leadership material.

#93708
sergio71785
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:32

sergio71785
  • Members
  • 12 202 messages
Miranda: You and her, in my private quarters? Why?!

Shepard: Because... I have a suspicion that you would've wanted to in engineering, if I had gone with you.

Miranda. <_<

#93709
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:32

Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
  • Guests

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
It'd be funny as hell seeing how Ashley would react when you tell her your leaving her for Tali!
Quick someone imagine it!

danteshep wrote something along those lines.  It's the first little bit here.

It works but I was thinking of something along the lines of this:
Ashley: Shepard I want you to take me back!
Shepard: Sorry Ash I've moved on.
Ashley: With who?
Shepard: Tali.
Ashley:
"Shepard, a quarian?  Really?  I just don't know you anymore!  An
asari, I could understand, but a quarian?  Look at her hands, her...
feet!  Are they even remotely human under those masks?  I loved you,
Shepard, and it's just making me feel dirty:  I can't even fathom what
kink you though you saw in me.  No, you don't have to say anything. 
There's pretty much nothing you could possibly say about... this."
(gestures at Tali, then at Shep).

Shepard: *paragon interrupt punch her in the face* or *renegade interrupt shoot her repeatedly*
Shepard: No one talks like that about Tali! *Renegade interrupt*
Ashley: arrrghghhgh *slumps forward*
Tali: Keelah Shepard did you just kill Ashley?
Shepard: Maybe....yeah,
Tali:but why?
Shepard: she insulted you.
Tali: that seems a little extreme.
Shepard: no it wasn't!
Tali: Whatever.

That's fun, but I'd prefer to see something a little more... towering from Ash

"Shepard, a quarian?  Really?  I just don't know you anymore!  An asari, I could understand, but a quarian?  Look at her hands, her... feet!  Are they even remotely human under those masks?  I loved you, Shepard, and it's just making me feel dirty:  I can't even fathom what kink you though you saw in me.  No, you don't have to say anything.  There's pretty much nothing you could possibly say about... this." (gestures at Tali, then at Shep).

Not saying I wouldn't appreciate a little sanity from Ash.  But a frothing rant would be exciting.

Improved!

#93710
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:33

Guest_runescapeguy9_*
  • Guests

NuclearBuddha wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

Shepard: Hey Miranda, my quarters are still trashed from... the attack on the Collector base... yeah.
Miranda: So?
Shepard: So would you kindly clean it up, I'm having dinner with Tali tonight.
Miranda: I'm your 2nd in command, I have important status updates to send to TIM.
Shepard: First of all, Tali is 2nd in command. Then Garrus. 2nd of all, we are currently "flying in the Normandy". Status updated. Clean my cabin.
Miranda: *grumble*

Fixed B)


Fixed better!

Refixed.

Pretty sure we've conclusively proven that Tali (however wonderful she is) isn't leadership material.

In my universe, Tali can do anything. Including leading a team :blush:

#93711
NuclearBuddha
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:33

NuclearBuddha
  • Members
  • 16 935 messages

sergio71785 wrote...

Miranda: You and her, in my private quarters? Why?!

Shepard: Because... I have a suspicion that you would've wanted to in engineering, if I had gone with you.

Miranda. <_<

ICE BURN

#93712
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:34

Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
  • Guests

sergio71785 wrote...

Miranda: You and her, in my private quarters? Why?!

Shepard: Because... I have a suspicion that you would've wanted to in engineering, if I had gone with you.

Miranda. <_<

Garrus: Oh snap Miranda got burned!!!!!
Shepard: do you even know what that means?
Garrus: I saw it on a human movie...
Shepard: which one?
Garrus: I don't remember.

#93713
Jake71887
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:34

Jake71887
  • Members
  • 11 286 messages

runescapeguy9 wrote...

In my universe, Tali can do anything. Including leading a team :blush:


She still can't swallow :wizard:

#93714
NuclearBuddha
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:34

NuclearBuddha
  • Members
  • 16 935 messages

Jake71887 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...
In my universe, Tali can do anything. Including leading a team :blush:

She still can't swallow :wizard:

Well, not safely.

#93715
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:35

Guest_runescapeguy9_*
  • Guests

Jake71887 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

In my universe, Tali can do anything. Including leading a team :blush:


She still can't swallow :wizard:

As much as I hate to continue this conversation, Mordin is working on a way to get around that.

#93716
GeeMunkey
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:35

GeeMunkey
  • Members
  • 284 messages

Jake71887 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

GeeMunkey wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
But you can't say that. Shepard takes Miranda's sh*t the whole game. The only sense of control you have is either f*cking her or killing her. I can't go with the former, soooo.

Eh?  You can mess with Miranda lots of times.  Just do the opposite of whatever she suggests.

"Oh, let Cerberus question Veetor?  Yeah, that's a good idea... to ignore.  Tali, take this guy back to the Flotilla and get him some professional help."


I treat Miranda like Morrigan, if she disapproves, then I probably made the right choice.

In the words of Jack: Miranda is a Cerberus b*tch plain and simple.:whistle:


But she's my Cerberus b*tch... :wub::wub::wub:

Maybe... maybe... but you do realize Jacob hit that?
That doesn't hinder the chain of command?

#93717
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:35

Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
  • Guests

Jake71887 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

In my universe, Tali can do anything. Including leading a team :blush:


She still can't swallow :wizard:

Miranda does!B)

#93718
sergio71785
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:35

sergio71785
  • Members
  • 12 202 messages
Tali's got a good head on her shoulders, and I trust her to make sound tactical decisions. Unfortunately... that's only half of the leadership equation. She just can't really command properly, and she's prone to getting frustrated easily.



On Freedom's Progress for example, had she been more like Shepard, I bet Prazza and the others would never have stopped listening to her commands.

#93719
Guest_antilles333_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:36

Guest_antilles333_*
  • Guests
Go to hell, Drathan. I just laughed out ONE ****ing LOUD laugh because of that Starfox picture here in class.

#93720
GeeMunkey
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:36

GeeMunkey
  • Members
  • 284 messages

sergio71785 wrote...

Miranda: You and her, in my private quarters? Why?!

Shepard: Because... I have a suspicion that you would've wanted to in engineering, if I had gone with you.

Miranda. <_<

My point exactly!
*brofist*

#93721
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:36

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Pretty sure we've conclusively proven that Tali (however wonderful she is) isn't leadership material.


Tali would agree with you.

#93722
NuclearBuddha
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:37

NuclearBuddha
  • Members
  • 16 935 messages

sergio71785 wrote...

Tali's got a good head on her shoulders, and I trust her to make sound tactical decisions. Unfortunately... that's only half of the leadership equation. She just can't really command properly, and she's prone to getting frustrated easily.

On Freedom's Progress for example, had she been more like Shepard, I bet Prazza and the others would never have stopped listening to her commands.

Shep would've busted out the Paragon Punch ™ on Prazza and brought them all home safe.

#93723
Goat_Shepard
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:37

Goat_Shepard
  • Members
  • 11 117 messages

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...
She still can't swallow :wizard:

Well, not safely.


Image IPB

#93724
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:37

Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
  • Guests

antilles333 wrote...

Go to hell, Drathan. I just laughed out ONE ****ing LOUD laugh because of that Starfox picture here in class.



Image IPB
Right away sir! :P

Modifié par DrathanGervaise, 22 mars 2010 - 08:38 .

#93725
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
Posté 22 mars 2010 - 08:37

Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
  • Guests

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

In my universe, Tali can do anything. Including leading a team :blush:


She still can't swallow :wizard:

Miranda does!B)

But so do Liara and Ashley...so yeah.
Retourner dans Story, Campaign, and Characters


  1. The BioWare Forum
  2. → Mass Effect
  3. → Mass Effect 2
  4. → Story, Campaign, and Characters