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[Goat_Shepard]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Send me the link to that Male/Female poll.
Also, for fun, vote for Yvonne because it's true.

I voted Jack.  Ha ha.

"bald chicks like Jack" can't tell the poll creator's a little offput there I shoulda voted Jack out of spite. Oh well.

[sergio71785]

 -Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*

Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard? 

Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you? 

Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??

Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*

Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, and there's certainly nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 

*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*

Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?

Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 

Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!

Shepard: Yes dear. 

Modifié par sergio71785, 23 mars 2010 - 06:53 .

[Goat_Shepard]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Darth
Cheesecake wrote...
God Demon lady is getting her ass kicked!

whatever,
i knocked her up and gave her her little satan baby what more could she
possibly want from me?

You don't even want to know what
she's going to do with the demon baby....
.....it'll be bad.

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Did you actually fall for that Goat?

OMG
THE SPOILERS NOOOOOO HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? HAVE

YOU NO SOUL!? *dives face firts into a pillow and cries*.

[Shazzammer2]

sergio71785 wrote...

 -Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*

Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard? 

Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you? 

Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??

Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*

Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, but there's nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 

*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*

Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?

Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 

Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!

Shepard: Yes dear. 

lol Sergio, why don't you write fanfics? Its obvious your pretty good at em.

[NuclearBuddha]

sergio71785 wrote...

 -Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*

Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard? 

Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you? 

Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??

Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*

Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, but there's nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 

*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*

Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?

Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 

Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!

Shepard: Yes dear. 

Young Flirty Quarian:  Call me!  Hey... what's wrong with my omnitool...?

[NuclearBuddha]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
Send me the link to that Male/Female poll.
Also, for fun, vote for Yvonne because it's true.

I voted Jack.  Ha ha.

"bald chicks like Jack" can't tell the poll creator's a little offput there I shoulda voted Jack out of spite. Oh well.

Well, both options are beating Miranda, so...

[BigKahuna25]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Darth
Cheesecake wrote...
God Demon lady is getting her ass kicked!

whatever,
i knocked her up and gave her her little satan baby what more could she
possibly want from me?

You don't even want to know what
she's going to do with the demon baby....
.....it'll be bad.

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Did you actually fall for that Goat?

OMG
THE SPOILERS NOOOOOO HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? HAVE

YOU NO SOUL!? *dives face firts into a pillow and cries*.

*feels a little bad now*
my bad dude.

[Thundertactics]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Thundertactics wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...



Send
me the link to that Male/Female poll.

Also, for fun, vote for
Yvonne [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie] because
it's true.

I concur, Yvonne is great, Miranda is
meh, they messed up somehow. (Still love her voice though)

I
ave know idear what yoor saying, but it doesn't sound as pa-fect and
oosum as Zaeed's classic British.

Goddam rite y'are, neve' said the gurls accen' wus any bette' than Z'eeds.

(Sorry, having a bit of trouble textifying the awesomeness)

[Goat_Shepard]

sergio71785 wrote...

 -Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*

Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard? 

Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you? 

Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??

Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*

Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, but there's nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 

*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*

Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?

Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 

Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!

Shepard: Yes dear. 

Oh yes, Shepard is so used to having Quarian fans asking for autographs, he doesn't even hesitate before the "Sure, always nice to meet a fan". Very suave

How about the Quarian asks if she can join the ship. Shepard's like "yeah I'm sure we have room for" turns his head and sees Tali in attitude pose- "yeah Idk, maybe some other time" heh

[NuclearBuddha]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
OMG
THE SPOILERS NOOOOOO HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? HAVE

YOU NO SOUL!? *dives face firts into a pillow and cries*.

The things I could tell you about DA. *evil laugh* do you want me to tell you Goat?

Lyrium is made of people!!!  People!

[Thundertactics]

sergio71785 wrote...

 -Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*

Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard? 

Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you? 

Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??

Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*

Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, and there's certainly nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 

*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*

Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?

Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 

Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!

Shepard: Yes dear. 

O_O
This is why I visit this thread, awesome, funny, micro fan-fics, is it okay if I say I love you?

[sergio71785]

Shazzammer2 wrote...
lol Sergio, why don't you write fanfics? Its obvious your pretty good at em.

Thank you. I have written a few, but none of them were humor fanfics (though I did throw in the occasional thing to laugh at)

I do intend to do a collection of a lot of these little stories I've posted though, developed a bit further. 

[Goat_Shepard]

Thundertactics wrote...
Goddam rite y'are, neve' said the
gurls accen' wus any bette' than Z'eeds.

(Sorry, having a bit of
trouble textifying the awesomeness)

Agreed, some
things can only be heard or imagined lol

Shazzammer2
wrote...



lol Sergio, why don't you write
fanfics? Its obvious your pretty good at em.

Sergio
doesn't write fanfics? I figured there was a treasure trove somewhere I
could dive into when I have the patience to start reading FFs. Oh noes.

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...
OMG
THE SPOILERS NOOOOOO HAVE YOU NO DECENCY? HAVE

YOU NO SOUL!? *dives face firts into a pillow and cries*.

*feels a little bad now*
my bad dude.

lol I'm just playin man, I done beat dat legendary RPG. Will probably be longest lasting replayable RPG I'll ever own.

[Ellipsisman]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

 -Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*

Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard? 

Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you? 

Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??

Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*

Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, but there's nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 

*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*

Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?

Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 

Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!

Shepard: Yes dear. 

lol Sergio, why don't you write fanfics? Its obvious your pretty good at em.

He does, I don't have any links atm, but he's got a few chapters written. They're not quite as comical as these (excellent, might I add) shorts he does in the thread but they're quite good...

[lordstranger]

sergio71785 wrote...

 -Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*

Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard? 

Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you? 

Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??

Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*

Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, but there's nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 

*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*

Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?

Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 

Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!

Shepard: Yes dear. 

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Young Flirty Quarian:  Call me!  Hey... what's wrong with my omnitool...?

hahaha!!! 
The hacking genius strikes again:wizard:

[Nashiktal]

Now while I am a big fan of tali, and I still find this thread borderlines at creepy on occasion, I find those little snippets like what sergio posted quite amusing. That made my day sir.

[MasterMegatron]

Nashiktal wrote...

Now while I am a big fan of tali, and I still find this thread borderlines at creepy on occasion, I find those little snippets like what sergio posted quite amusing. That made my day sir.

It happens from time to time, like when someone goes too far in describing how he'd [REDACTED].

[Alphyn]

Nashiktal wrote...

Now while I am a big fan of tali, and I still find this thread borderlines at creepy on occasion, I find those little snippets like what sergio posted quite amusing. That made my day sir.

You find this thread creepy? Is it because I often talk about having sexual relations with Tali?



I... think I just answered my own question.