sergio71785 wrote...
-Shepard and Tali are on the Flotilla, about to leave*
Young Flirty Quarian: Are you Commander Shepard? The Shepard?
Shepard: Yes I am, what can I do for you?
Young Flirty Quarian: Oh...my...Keelah! I've heard so much about you! Can I have your autograph? Please??
Shepard: Sure, always nice to meet a fan *Signs autograph*
Young Flirty Quarian: You know... I've never seen a human in person. My... I knew they were a little larger than Quarians, and there's certainly nothing small about you is there? Nothing at all, I bet... 
*Tali crosses her arms and goes into her attitude posture*
Tali: You got your autograph, is there anything else you need or can we go?
Young Flirty Quarian: Shepard, I go off on pilgrimage in a few weeks... I was thinking maybe I should... link suit environments with someone to make sure my immune system is ready for what's out there... 
Tali: That's why you'll be given plenty of anti-biotics for your trip, now get out of here!! Let's go, Shepard, we're leaving!
Shepard: Yes dear. 
And then she ends up becoming the ME equivalent to the Adoring fan in oblivion....

Stupid kid...