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#97801
rayremy

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Azint wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Azint wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

videowiz186 wrote...

Is it. Sorrow card is being dealt. Give minute to write degrading post.

Please do.
I'm begging you end this lovefest before it destroy's my dark side powers.

The sith must be stopped.

Why?

For the good of the Republic.

The Republic? You actually want to defend that font of inequity?
Hah! Your precious Republic has long since ceased to be a threat to the Sith!
Now we seek the destruction of only the Jedi, because they are the only true threat to us.


*Shakes his head.* Fools. True masters focus not on one side of the force but walk the line between good and evil. That takes true willpower. Remember, the world is not black and white, it is surrounded by shades of gray.

*raises eyebrow*
But force lighting and crush are soooooo much fun!
The only down side of the dark side is the whole lack of longevity thing (death by apprentice is common) but other than that it kicks ass....Jedi ass to be specific.


Thats easily fixed, dont get yourself an apprentice. :bandit:

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vykvyper1 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Found on another thread. Thought was funny. And true.


AndersKrei wrote...

Tali: Joker, can we talk for a bit?
Joker: Sure, what's up Tali?
Tali: Well, this is kinda awkward.
Joker: Don't be silly you can always talk to me.
Tali: Well, you know how the commander and I are... well together, now?
Joker: Yes I noticed, I am very happy for you both.
Tali: I am very happy too, which I why I have to ask...
Joker: Yes?
Tali: Do you know Shepard’s first name? No one ever told me and it seems kinda... wrong... to ask him his name after we already shared a bed.
Joker: ...Are you saying that "Commander" isn't his first name?
 
Tali: Dr. Chakwas, can I ask you something?
Dr. Chakwas: Of course dear, what is it?
Tali: Do you know Shepard’s first name?
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: I asked Joker, but he doesn't know, so I turn to you.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: You are the only one aboard who has known Shepard for as long as Joker.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: Dr. Chakwas? Are you okay?
Dr. Chakwas: I'm sorry dear, I just realized that I have no idea what MY first name is...
Tali: You mean "Doctor" isn't your first name?
 
Tali: Shepard can we talk for a bit?
Shepard: Anything for you my dear.
Tali: You know I had a wonderful time with you before we entered the Omega 4 relay.
Shepard: I rather enjoyed it too, as you may recall.
Tali: Well Shepard, I think it is time for us to take our relationship to the next level!
Shepard: But... we already did something which is way more intimate than the most intimate thing your species ever do with each-other. What level could possibly be higher than that?
Tali: I want you to tell me...
Shepard: What? That I love you? Because I do! That I want to marry you? Because I do! What do you need to hear?
Tali: What... is your first name?
Shepard: Image IPB


quite humorous


Saved for posterity.

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Just figured out the countdown clock!

Ha I feel so smart :D

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

rayremy wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

At least Somebody and Chewy have gotten a room so we don't have to deal with their crap.


What were they fightingg about?

Not fighting....mating:sick:

:wub:

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Somebody1003 wrote...

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#97806
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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

rayremy wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

At least Somebody and Chewy have gotten a room so we don't have to deal with their crap.


What were they fightingg about?

Not fighting....mating:sick:


Eeehhh.... Ok then, back to chaos and Tali related topics...

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runescapeguy9 wrote...

Just figured out the countdown clock!
Ha I feel so smart :D

what is it:o

#97808
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runescapeguy9 wrote...

Just figured out the countdown clock!
Ha I feel so smart :D


Care to enlighten the rest of us?

#97809
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[quote]rayremy wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*overdue snip*
[/quote]
*raises eyebrow*
But force lighting and crush are soooooo much fun!
The only down side of the dark side is the whole lack of longevity thing (death by apprentice is common) but other than that it kicks ass....Jedi ass to be specific.

[/quote]

Thats easily fixed, dont get yourself an apprentice. :bandit:

[/quote]
That kind of f*cks up the whole "rule of two" thing, and that's the only rule we actually follow so yeah I need an apprentice.

#97810
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sergio71785 wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...
Here's the problem: There's nothing left to discuss. We've gone over every possible topic relating to Tali.

If someone can prove me wrong on that point, be my guest.


This is just my opinion, but this is what I feel should be an order of preference in regards to this thread: 

1. Original Tali/Quarian discussion
2. New Tali art/stories/videos/screenshots
3. Old discussions
4. Old Tali/art/stories/videos/screenshots
5. Off topic, but Mass Effect related discussion/art/etc.
6. No posts at all
7. Spam/RP 
8. Tali Hate


Personally, I would put off topic mass effect stuff ahead of old discussions and behind old pictures etc.  I'm fine with seeing an awesome Tali picture for the 50th time, but I would damn well rather talk about random ME stuff than hybrid babies again. :? 

The rest of your post I agree with though.

#97811
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We get flamed by by others for:
-Having the largest thread
-Being on-topic
-Being off-topic
-Posting fanart
-Posting fanfiction
-Being at the top of the boards consistently
-Being vocal

We just can't win.

#97812
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Somebody1003 wrote...

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#97813
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Azint wrote...

We get flamed by by others for:
-Having the largest thread
-Being on-topic
-Being off-topic
-Posting fanart
-Posting fanfiction
-Being at the top of the boards consistently
-Being vocal

We just can't win.

Is so. Very sad, that.

#97814
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[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]rayremy wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*overdue snip*
[/quote]
*raises eyebrow*
But force lighting and crush are soooooo much fun!
The only down side of the dark side is the whole lack of longevity thing (death by apprentice is common) but other than that it kicks ass....Jedi ass to be specific.

[/quote]

Thats easily fixed, dont get yourself an apprentice. :bandit:

[/quote]
That kind of f*cks up the whole "rule of two" thing, and that's the only rule we actually follow so yeah I need an apprentice.

[/quote]

Who needs rules anyways?  Siths and there rules...

Thats why I like chaos, they can bend reality, no need for "rules".  :bandit:

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Just figured out the countdown clock!
Ha I feel so smart :D


Care to enlighten the rest of us?

I think I just figured it out.

#97816
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Himmelstor wrote...

Azint wrote...

We get flamed by by others for:
-Having the largest thread
-Being on-topic
-Being off-topic
-Posting fanart
-Posting fanfiction
-Being at the top of the boards consistently
-Being vocal

We just can't win.

Is so. Very sad, that.


Indeed.

#97817
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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Azint wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Azint wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

videowiz186 wrote...

Is it. Sorrow card is being dealt. Give minute to write degrading post.

Please do.
I'm begging you end this lovefest before it destroy's my dark side powers.

The sith must be stopped.

Why?

For the good of the Republic.

The Republic? You actually want to defend that font of inequity?
Hah! Your precious Republic has long since ceased to be a threat to the Sith!
Now we seek the destruction of only the Jedi, because they are the only true threat to us.


*Shakes his head.* Fools. True masters focus not on one side of the force but walk the line between good and evil. That takes true willpower. Remember, the world is not black and white, it is surrounded by shades of gray.

*raises eyebrow*
But force lighting and crush are soooooo much fun!
The only down side of the dark side is the whole lack of longevity thing (death by apprentice is common) but other than that it kicks ass....Jedi ass to be specific.


Ah but remember, young one. Revan walked the path of light and dark and was the most powerful force user in existence. Even Luke and the other Jedi of his era realized extremities are the wrong way to go.  

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[quote]rayremy wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

[quote]rayremy wrote...

[quote]Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*overdue snip*
[/quote]
*raises eyebrow*
But force lighting and crush are soooooo much fun!
The only down side of the dark side is the whole lack of longevity thing (death by apprentice is common) but other than that it kicks ass....Jedi ass to be specific.

[/quote]

Thats easily fixed, dont get yourself an apprentice. :bandit:

[/quote]
That kind of f*cks up the whole "rule of two" thing, and that's the only rule we actually follow so yeah I need an apprentice.

[/quote]

Who needs rules anyways?  Siths and there rules...

Thats why I like chaos, they can bend reality, no need for "rules".  :bandit:

[/quote]
*sigh*
I still need an apprentice.
Any takers?

#97819
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Commander Marrek S wrote...

phonypapercut56 wrote...

Technically there is an infinite number of Tali related topics if you're willing to get detailed enough. For instance, have we discussed why Quarian shins curve inwards? I didn't think so.


Why they curve? Simple. Aviary trait, good for running and stalking prey.

Birds don't have curved shins, their knees bend the wrong way (when compared to humans)

#97820
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Himmelstor wrote...

Found on another thread. Thought was funny. And true.


AndersKrei wrote...

Tali: Joker, can we talk for a bit?
Joker: Sure, what's up Tali?
Tali: Well, this is kinda awkward.
Joker: Don't be silly you can always talk to me.
Tali: Well, you know how the commander and I are... well together, now?
Joker: Yes I noticed, I am very happy for you both.
Tali: I am very happy too, which I why I have to ask...
Joker: Yes?
Tali: Do you know Shepard’s first name? No one ever told me and it seems kinda... wrong... to ask him his name after we already shared a bed.
Joker: ...Are you saying that "Commander" isn't his first name?
 
Tali: Dr. Chakwas, can I ask you something?
Dr. Chakwas: Of course dear, what is it?
Tali: Do you know Shepard’s first name?
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: I asked Joker, but he doesn't know, so I turn to you.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: You are the only one aboard who has known Shepard for as long as Joker.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: Dr. Chakwas? Are you okay?
Dr. Chakwas: I'm sorry dear, I just realized that I have no idea what MY first name is...
Tali: You mean "Doctor" isn't your first name?
 
Tali: Shepard can we talk for a bit?
Shepard: Anything for you my dear.
Tali: You know I had a wonderful time with you before we entered the Omega 4 relay.
Shepard: I rather enjoyed it too, as you may recall.
Tali: Well Shepard, I think it is time for us to take our relationship to the next level!
Shepard: But... we already did something which is way more intimate than the most intimate thing your species ever do with each-other. What level could possibly be higher than that?
Tali: I want you to tell me...
Shepard: What? That I love you? Because I do! That I want to marry you? Because I do! What do you need to hear?
Tali: What... is your first name?
Shepard: Image IPB


Shepard: You mean Commander is not my first name?

#97821
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MasterMegatron wrote...
It's te "original" part that is a bit difficult. As I said, we've gone over alomst everything, though the suggestion was raised about why quarian shins curve the way they do (though I think it was brought up). The stories are practically all that's left.


Yes. I know. My point is, not having something Tali-related to discuss isn't an excuse to spam the thread. If someone doesn't have anything on-topic to post, It would be better to just not even post in the thread at all.

I guess you could say it's a quality over quantity thing. Or more accurately, a purity thing. 

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Just figured out the countdown clock!
Ha I feel so smart :D


Care to enlighten the rest of us?

I think I just figured it out.

Could be making a mistake, but I only come here, never directly to BW.com
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[quote]Commander Marrek S wrote...

*really overdue snip*

[/quote]

Ah but remember, young one. Revan walked the path of light and dark and was the most powerful force user in existence. Even Luke and the other Jedi of his era realized extremities are the wrong way to go.  
[/quote]
Bah Dark Side is fun!
Besides Dark Side gets the black robes, and the girls loooove the black robes.

#97824
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InHarmsWay wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Found on another thread. Thought was funny. And true.


AndersKrei wrote...

Tali: Joker, can we talk for a bit?
Joker: Sure, what's up Tali?
Tali: Well, this is kinda awkward.
Joker: Don't be silly you can always talk to me.
Tali: Well, you know how the commander and I are... well together, now?
Joker: Yes I noticed, I am very happy for you both.
Tali: I am very happy too, which I why I have to ask...
Joker: Yes?
Tali: Do you know Shepard’s first name? No one ever told me and it seems kinda... wrong... to ask him his name after we already shared a bed.
Joker: ...Are you saying that "Commander" isn't his first name?
 
Tali: Dr. Chakwas, can I ask you something?
Dr. Chakwas: Of course dear, what is it?
Tali: Do you know Shepard’s first name?
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: I asked Joker, but he doesn't know, so I turn to you.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: You are the only one aboard who has known Shepard for as long as Joker.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: Dr. Chakwas? Are you okay?
Dr. Chakwas: I'm sorry dear, I just realized that I have no idea what MY first name is...
Tali: You mean "Doctor" isn't your first name?
 
Tali: Shepard can we talk for a bit?
Shepard: Anything for you my dear.
Tali: You know I had a wonderful time with you before we entered the Omega 4 relay.
Shepard: I rather enjoyed it too, as you may recall.
Tali: Well Shepard, I think it is time for us to take our relationship to the next level!
Shepard: But... we already did something which is way more intimate than the most intimate thing your species ever do with each-other. What level could possibly be higher than that?
Tali: I want you to tell me...
Shepard: What? That I love you? Because I do! That I want to marry you? Because I do! What do you need to hear?
Tali: What... is your first name?
Shepard: Image IPB


Shepard: You mean Commander is not my first name?


My cannon sheperds first name is actually Commander. :P

I couldn't think of anything else.

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