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[Archonsg]

sergio71785 wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

I know.
But the artist did it so that it fell into the "almost Rule 34" rule rather then straight up Rule 34.

I said I wasn't complaining! 

I'll just pretend she put on some sexy undies for Shepard. 

I understood ya.
Was just pre-empting anyone who would go "Then why draw her with panties?!"

Modifié par Archonsg, 25 mars 2010 - 08:40 .

[sergio71785]

Tali's lead continues to grow!

I originally believed Tali wouldn't win, but I'm glad I was wrong.

And with that, I'm gonna go to bed. My eyes are burning, and I better get to sleep before I get a second wind. 

[Godur]

Morning everyone.

[chool77]

aaa i cant take it anymore...



im going to bed

[Archonsg]

Godur wrote...

Morning everyone.

Morning.
Check out the poll, its Tali Vs Shepard, too bad youtube is kinda down at the moment...some of the vidoes aren't loading otherwise I'd point you to my post and what I thought the poll's use of a "generic" Shepard means.

[Dark_Caduceus]

Tali landed in the computer navigated mini shuttle. The Normandy was in need of mechanical supplies and Shepard tasked the quarian engineer with retriveing them from the Citadel. This required travelling through some of the more dangerous areas of the wards, but nothing Tali couldn't handle. She traversed the dark alleys with confidence. At least until she starting hearing the noises, they were always faint, but always there. Faint footsteps approached her from behind, she wheeled around, primed her Carnifex and readied her omnitool to summon her trust drone, Chitkica(one of you guys gotta tell me how to spell this crap).



There was nothing to be seen, jsut as she prepared to put her pistol away a strong hand grabbed her shoulder, she let out a yelp and wheeled around. "Legion!? Is that you! Why are you here!?", Tali questioned. "Shepard-Commander had second thoughts on sending you here alone, we were tasked with ensuring this creator's safety.". "Oh, how sweet" thought Tali. though she was still upset about Legion sneaking up on her. But now the faint hum she heard before was louder, as she began to turn around an elbow materialized out of the air, striking her in the throat, her wind pipe collapsed and she struggled for air as she fell to the ground. As her vision cleared she saw her assailant, "She...pard...?", she managed. "Shepard-Commander cannot be reached creator Zorah", Legion replied. Tali was confounded, "How, how could he do this to me, I shared myself with him, let him see my face!". "I'm sorry Tali, I just can't let something so ugly keep on living." Legion pointed his rifle at her and unleashed a flurry of rounds into her chest, tearing her rib cage open. "What should we do with the corpse Legion?", Shepard asked the geth. "We are building concensus, Shepard-Commander.".



Then Shepard got a great idea, he knew the Citadel maintained gravity by rotation, anything suspended in the air would fly to the cielings, Shepard and Legion lifted the melting body and tossed it into the air. It ascended, gaining speed until finally impacting the Citadel's outer rim, the carcass erupted like an opgan filled water balloon. "Feel like going out for drinks Legion?", Shepard asked. "Yes.", came the reply. The galaxy was safe, at least for the moment.

[Thundertactics]

sergio71785 wrote...

*snip*
Tali's lead continues to grow!

I originally believed Tali wouldn't win, but I'm glad I was wrong.

And with that, I'm gonna go to bed. My eyes are burning, and I better get to sleep before I get a second wind. 

Holy...

Voted Tali.
(Still, almost 50/50 split, that is quite the battle)

[Dark_Caduceus]

Lol, wasn't that poll suposed to have ended awhile back?

[smecky-kitteh]

That runescape kid convinced the poster to keep it open for 24 more hours. I must admit this poll is unexpectedly epic.

Modifié par smecky-kitteh, 25 mars 2010 - 09:54 .

[Godur]

This thread isn't moving fast enough.

[herbie dog]

Godur wrote...

This thread isn't moving fast enough.

well people like Dark_Caduceus just ruin everything and get on peoples nerves.

[Godur]

hm..so the question is.

Should I go do something else for a while or should I try and come up with a topic of discussion?

[lordstranger]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Tali landed in the computer navigated mini shuttle. The Normandy was in need of mechanical supplies and Shepard tasked the quarian engineer with retriveing them from the Citadel. This required travelling through some of the more dangerous areas of the wards, but nothing Tali couldn't handle. She traversed the dark alleys with confidence. At least until she starting hearing the noises, they were always faint, but always there. Faint footsteps approached her from behind, she wheeled around, primed her Carnifex and readied her omnitool to summon her trust drone, Chitkica(one of you guys gotta tell me how to spell this crap).

There was nothing to be seen, jsut as she prepared to put her pistol away a strong hand grabbed her shoulder, she let out a yelp and wheeled around. "Legion!? Is that you! Why are you here!?", Tali questioned. "Shepard-Commander had second thoughts on sending you here alone, we were tasked with ensuring this creator's safety.". "Oh, how sweet" thought Tali. though she was still upset about Legion sneaking up on her. But now the faint hum she heard before was louder, as she began to turn around an elbow materialized out of the air, striking her in the throat, her wind pipe collapsed and she struggled for air as she fell to the ground. As her vision cleared she saw her assailant, "She...pard...?", she managed. "Shepard-Commander cannot be reached creator Zorah", Legion replied. Tali was confounded, "How, how could he do this to me, I shared myself with him, let him see my face!". "I'm sorry Tali, I just can't let something so ugly keep on living." Legion pointed his rifle at her and unleashed a flurry of rounds into her chest, tearing her rib cage open. "What should we do with the corpse Legion?", Shepard asked the geth. "We are building concensus, Shepard-Commander.".

Then Shepard got a great idea, he knew the Citadel maintained gravity by rotation, anything suspended in the air would fly to the cielings, Shepard and Legion lifted the melting body and tossed it into the air. It ascended, gaining speed until finally impacting the Citadel's outer rim, the carcass erupted like an opgan filled water balloon. "Feel like going out for drinks Legion?", Shepard asked. "Yes.", came the reply. The galaxy was safe, at least for the moment.

YOU *bowing to the ground* are the braves (or perhaps most stupid) person I have ever met. May god keep you safe from the tali-extremists!

[smecky-kitteh]

we could discuss...kitteh?

[Errol Dnamyx]

hey, i´m a tali fan too





*spamspamspam*

[Godur]

smecky-kitteh wrote...

we could discuss...kitteh?

Right..
That gave me an idea for a topic.
If shepard(or anyone else, for that matter) wanted to get Tali a pet, what animal* would it be?

*for simplicity: assume it's an animal from earth.

[Zilod]

lordstranger wrote...

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Tali landed in the computer navigated mini shuttle. The Normandy was in need of mechanical supplies and Shepard tasked the quarian engineer with retriveing them from the Citadel. This required travelling through some of the more dangerous areas of the wards, but nothing Tali couldn't handle. She traversed the dark alleys with confidence. At least until she starting hearing the noises, they were always faint, but always there. Faint footsteps approached her from behind, she wheeled around, primed her Carnifex and readied her omnitool to summon her trust drone, Chitkica(one of you guys gotta tell me how to spell this crap).

There was nothing to be seen, jsut as she prepared to put her pistol away a strong hand grabbed her shoulder, she let out a yelp and wheeled around. "Legion!? Is that you! Why are you here!?", Tali questioned. "Shepard-Commander had second thoughts on sending you here alone, we were tasked with ensuring this creator's safety.". "Oh, how sweet" thought Tali. though she was still upset about Legion sneaking up on her. But now the faint hum she heard before was louder, as she began to turn around an elbow materialized out of the air, striking her in the throat, her wind pipe collapsed and she struggled for air as she fell to the ground. As her vision cleared she saw her assailant, "She...pard...?", she managed. "Shepard-Commander cannot be reached creator Zorah", Legion replied. Tali was confounded, "How, how could he do this to me, I shared myself with him, let him see my face!". "I'm sorry Tali, I just can't let something so ugly keep on living." Legion pointed his rifle at her and unleashed a flurry of rounds into her chest, tearing her rib cage open. "What should we do with the corpse Legion?", Shepard asked the geth. "We are building concensus, Shepard-Commander.".

Then Shepard got a great idea, he knew the Citadel maintained gravity by rotation, anything suspended in the air would fly to the cielings, Shepard and Legion lifted the melting body and tossed it into the air. It ascended, gaining speed until finally impacting the Citadel's outer rim, the carcass erupted like an opgan filled water balloon. "Feel like going out for drinks Legion?", Shepard asked. "Yes.", came the reply. The galaxy was safe, at least for the moment.

YOU *bowing to the ground* are the braves (or perhaps most stupid) person I have ever met. May god keep you safe from the tali-extremists!

nah is just a revenge attemp of shep because Tali is winning the pool

still is well written, even if i had chosen Thane.... Legion walking around alone in the citadel with all the security around... and then probably he will be hacked by Tali to kill Shep in return

[smecky-kitteh]

Space kitteh FTW!



Although I loved my space hamster o so much.

[Archonsg]

Godur wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

we could discuss...kitteh?

Right..
That gave me an idea for a topic.
If shepard(or anyone else, for that matter) wanted to get Tali a pet, what animal* would it be?

*for simplicity: assume it's an animal from earth.

Raccoon.
In AD&D a Gnomish Demi god, Baervan, owns a raccoon named Chiktika Fastpaws.

Modifié par Archonsg, 25 mars 2010 - 10:49 .

[Zilod]

Godur wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

we could discuss...kitteh?

Right..
That gave me an idea for a topic.
If shepard(or anyone else, for that matter) wanted to get Tali a pet, what animal* would it be?

*for simplicity: assume it's an animal from earth.

this is quite simple... whitout doubt it will be a furry

(even if actually she alredy have her drone pet  )

[Zilod]

Archonsg wrote...

Godur wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

we could discuss...kitteh?

Right..
That gave me an idea for a topic.
If shepard(or anyone else, for that matter) wanted to get Tali a pet, what animal* would it be?

*for simplicity: assume it's an animal from earth.

Raccoon.
In AD&D a Gnomish Demi god, Baervan, owns a raccoon named Chiktika Fastpaws.

mmmm are you sure she was not a furry?

just checked, my bad memory, is indeed a raccoon

Modifié par Zilod, 25 mars 2010 - 10:54 .

[Godur]

Raccoon eh?

Cute and cuddly:check

Clever:also check (I think)

continued BG2 (d&d, whatever) reference:check



yes would work well, good pick.

[iNixiRir]

Godur wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

we could discuss...kitteh?

Right..
That gave me an idea for a topic.
If shepard(or anyone else, for that matter) wanted to get Tali a pet, what animal* would it be?

*for simplicity: assume it's an animal from earth.

/question

We can even own the galaxy with the three of us.

Edit: or maybe a snow Leopard. Beautiful creatures!

Modifié par iNixiRir, 25 mars 2010 - 11:12 .