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[Alphyn]

Alphyn wrote...

Shepard
Tali
Kelly
Grunt
Garrus

-Normady's Shuttle Hold-

I'm telling you, there's no way a cat could possibly get in here!
Why not? We did go to a human colony, maybe one of the colonists had a cat with them?
That doesn't explain the loud scratching noises I heard! Something is in here!
I'm telling you, Garrus; It's a pet of some kind.
Can we get to the part about killing it?
What?! Kill a harmless creature?!
It's just easy food to me. Better than that slop the chef tries to make me eat. Urgh.
He's got a point.
I don't care! We're not going to kill or eat it!
How do you humans get by without killing eachother?
Is there a problem here?
I heard noises down here, Commander.
Noises? What kind of noises?
Noises of dinner.
Scratching, mostly.
It's a pet. It must be.
Just scratching?
That's all I heard.
I'm sure it's harmless. Probably a pyjak or something?
Whatever. Food is food.
What's going on down here? I was cleaning the engines when I heard all of this.
There's a scratching noise down here.
Oh! That's a cat a rescued from Horizon. It had a broken leg, and I've been nursing it back to health. 
I told you guys!
Can I see it? So that I-
Grunt, go back up to Cargo.
Hrm. Fine. But if it finds it's way up to my place, consider it food.
I should go too. Calibrations.
You're always calibrating the guns.
It's fun. For me, anyway.
I've called him "Chitikka".
Isn't that the name of your drone?
Yes. I couldn't think of anything else.
Kelly, could you go up and see if Grunt is alright?
Certainly, Commander.
-Kelly leaves-
*holding back laughter*
I can't believe they fell for it!
I know! Hah!
You never told me what the scratching noise is.
The engines.
Works for me.
So...
Yeah...
Um... we should...
Yes, Tali? *raises eyebrow*
Y'know... *pulls out antibiotics*
Here? Right now?
*nods*
We're a little... exposed out here.
What about the shuttle?
Yes. I suppose the engines need a bit of a clean.
And the windows.
And the interior.
And the... exterior?
It all needs cleaning!
Yes! It certianly does!
Well, lets clean it then!
Right behind you!
*whispers* No, I'm behind you.
*blushes* Of course, Commander.

End


Long, I know.

Carrying over.

[Alphyn]

Must leave. Busy.

[Jake71887]

Somebody1003 wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

 :wub:

EWWWW

Kill it kill it!!!

<_<

It ok chewy.

Not really, throwing pink paint on something doesn't always makes it better... int his case it made it a lot worse 

[Jake71887]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Je ne comprende pas

No comprende que? Espanol?

 

Oui

[UFOash]

Yay!
Nice & on-topic

[greywarden1212]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Must leave. Busy.

Alrighty then.

yeah see yah

[CYB3R D3M0N]

[Jake71887]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*sigh*
Where's Rune, KFD, and Sergio?

Circle jerk 

[greywarden1212]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*sigh*
Where's Rune, KFD, and Sergio?

they had to go \\/_\\/

[Dog338]

Well hey again guys, I was just thinking while I was away from the computer, is there like a database storing all of the Tali pictures you guys made? Or just on the forum?

[Jake71887]

Somebody1003 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

 :wub:

EWWWW

Kill it kill it!!!

<_<

It ok chewy.

Not really, throwing pink paint on something doesn't always makes it better... int his case it made it a lot worse 

I was comforting my <3.<_<

Your heart was upset by what I said? Perhaps you should seek a  cardiologist...