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[valttu]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

valttu wrote...

Oh crap... caduceus is back. Been like... WEEKS since I last saw him. Arrtis too.

Starve the Troll Valttu, it's the only fate he deserves.

Indeed.

[Scalpels]

The Governator wrote...

She gets tipsy and then pounces!

Shepard: Tali. You're drunk.
Tali: MMmhmm! [goes in for a kiss]
Shepard [holding her back]: Tali... I think you should know something.
Tali: What is it Schepart?
Shepard: You still have your helmet on.
[beat]
Shepard: Tali?
Tali: ZZzzzz...

[Lord Abrasion]

[SCENE: the Galaxy Challenge studio. The contestants sit along two tiers: Normandy team on the top, Council team on the bottom. Theme music plays.]

Ortolan: Hello and welcome to another edition of Galaxy Challenge. This week the teams represent the Council...

    [the audience cheers]

Ortolan: Yes, that's the spirit. And the Normandy.

Joker: [sitting all alone, having a whole section of seats to himself] Go Normandy! Go Normandy!

Ortolan: Yes, well, representing the Council we have ambassador Tesh; ambassador Tannis; ambassador Nera and ambassador Udina. And representing the Normandy we have Commander Shepard ; Miranda Lawson; Tali'Zorah and Legion.

Legion: Resistance is futile!

Ortolan: So, your starter for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Batarian stock, he came to...

    [Legion buzzes in]

Ortolan: Normandy, Legion.

Legion: How are we supposed to reach consensus if we are not allowed to confer?

Ortolan: No, I'm sorry, you're barking up the wrong tree there. 5 point penalty to Normandy, full question to the Council team, no conferring. ...He came to represent the modal cathodic slipwit of the...

    [Tesh buzzes in]

Ortolan: Council, Tesh.

Tesh: Alright, now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque?

Ortolan: Yes, well, you're almost there, can you give me any more?

Tesh: Certainly, will fifty credits do?

Ortolan: Absolutely spot on, well done Council team, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. "What was the name..."

       [Tannis buzzes in]

Tannis: Battle of Alsages!

Ortolan: Yes, well that's very well anticipated. Battle of Alsages it is.

       [Legion buzzes in]

Legion: We apologize for the interruption but we really do need to reach consensus rather quickly.

Ortolan: Yes, well, the second bonus question, to the Council team, who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet...

Legion: Shepard-Commander, we are going to have a BSOD at this rate.

Ortolan: ...Who said, "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"?

       [Udina buzzes in]

Udina: Saren!

Ortolan: Yes, I can accept that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. Well done, Council team, 5 points. And what is the chemical equation...

    [Nera buzzes in]

Nera: I've got a Tennekont. Tee hee!

Ortolan: Yes, well, that's not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I know your mother, so the Council team leads by 25 points.

Nera: Mommy sends hugs. Tee hee!

Ortolan: So, starters for 10, fingers on the buzzers...Who has the largest fleet in the galaxy?

    [Tali accidentally buzzes in while disassembling her microphone]

Ortolan: Normandy, Tali'Zorah.

Tali: What?

Miranda: We're getting trashed, we're getting completely trashed! [the guys confer] Isn't there some way we can cheat?

Legion: Team, my processing units are starting to overheat.

Shepard: It's very simple, Legion. Use the jug! [Shepard empties his water pitcher on Tannis' head] Write down the different options on pieces of paper, put them in the jug and draw one on random.

Ortolan: Now I'll have to hurry you...Who has the largest fleet in the galaxy?

    [Tannis buzzes in]

Ortolan: Council, Tannis.

Tannis: That's us, isn't it?

Ortolan: No, I'm afraid not, the Turian fleet was destroyed by Reapers early this morning.

Tannis: Oh, damn. [the water pitcher falls on Tannis' head]

Ortolan: So with the score still standing at 25 to nothing, here goes...

Tali: [buzzing in] I'm completely bloody sick of this!

    [blows a hole in the floor with a breaching charge and sends Chikktika down to zap Tesh in the head]

Tali: Give us some easy ones, Ortolan, you big bosh'tet!

Shepard: Relax, we can handle this... Tali!

Tali: [pulling out a hand grenade] Keelah se'lai! [she drops it on the Council team]

Nera: It's not an automatic --

    [BOOM the Council team is demolished.]

Shepard: Okay, Ortolan, let's hear another.

Ortolan: So here goes with the starter for 10. What is the record number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril?

    [Shepard buzzes in]

Ortolan: Normandy, Shepard.

Shepard: Six hundred and four, Urdnot Wrex, Tuchanka.

Tali: I told you that, Shepard, you bosh'tet!

Ortolan: 10 points, Normandy, and your question: Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?

Shepard: [buzzing in] Urdnot Wrex.

Ortolan: Correct, 5 points.

Tali: Keelah...

Ortolan: The world's stupidest bottom-burp?

Legion: [buzzing in] Miranda, Earth!

Ortolan: Correct, 5 points.

Miranda: It is not!

Ortolan: And finally, for 5 bonus points to take you into the lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards?

Miranda: [buzzing in] It was me! It was me! Damn, damn!

    [audience boos and pelts the Normandy team with garbage]

Modifié par Lord Abrasion, 26 mars 2010 - 07:08 .

[epoch_]

MasterMegatron wrote...

First annual BioCon!

where do I sign up?

[sergio71785]

Scalpels wrote...

Shepard: Tali. You're drunk.
Tali: MMmhmm! [goes in for a kiss]
Shepard [holding her back]: Tali... I think you should know something.
Tali: What is it Schepart?
Shepard: You still have your helmet on.
[beat]
Shepard: Tali?
Tali: ZZzzzz...

Hah, that's really cute.

Okay, I take back what I said, I'd approve of seeing this in-game. 

[valttu]

[Dark_Caduceus]

You generally use paragraphs to seperate distinct events or idea or points of narration. They're usually 5-7 sentences in length. This all describes a single event, granted it is a little longer than what most of my teacher's advise. regardless, it's just a little story(and a stupid one at that) that I threw together in sub-5 minutes, if I intended to follow proper writing conventions I would of, but frankly I didn't care that much. Hope you enjoy it regardless.

[The Governator]

To facilitate Tali love, we will move past this and continue discussing Tali's irresistible reactions to other situations.



For example, if she took her suit off to have a romantic supper with you and was not comfortable with forks? It would be adorable.

[chool77]

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not going to get Tali drunk. I drank myself to the point of passing out, in front of her, to set an example of why alcohol abuse is never cool!

did some one say coooooooolB)

[valttu]

The Governator wrote...

To facilitate Tali love, we will move past this and continue discussing Tali's irresistible reactions to other situations.

For example, if she took her suit off to have a romantic supper with you and was not comfortable with forks? It would be adorable.

:wub:

[valttu]

chool77 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not going to get Tali drunk. I drank myself to the point of passing out, in front of her, to set an example of why alcohol abuse is never cool!

did some one say coooooooolB)

What game are you playing on n64 ?

[chool77]

valttu wrote...

chool77 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not going to get Tali drunk. I drank myself to the point of passing out, in front of her, to set an example of why alcohol abuse is never cool!

did some one say coooooooolB)

What game are you playing on n64 ?

conkers bad fur day... just died thow?

[valttu]

valttu wrote...

The Governator wrote...

To facilitate Tali love, we will move past this and continue discussing Tali's irresistible reactions to other situations.

For example, if she took her suit off to have a romantic supper with you and was not comfortable with forks? It would be adorable.

:wub:

Shepard would go behind her and show her how to properly hold a fork and knife... He would grab her fingers one by one and place them correctly...

[Flaargman117]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

*Tackles Flaargman*
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL!
It just makes them more powerful.

Oh right, sorry about that.
I haven't been in this thread for that long, don't really know who the trolls are.
I didn't even read the post, becasue I could see without readng that it was poorly written, so I just didn't bother.
Surely your evilicousness has taught me to be more careful in the future.

[chool77]

valttu wrote...

The Governator wrote...

To facilitate Tali love, we will move past this and continue discussing Tali's irresistible reactions to other situations.

For example, if she took her suit off to have a romantic supper with you and was not comfortable with forks? It would be adorable.

:wub:

aaaaaaawwwww the cuteness is to much to take

[valttu]

chool77 wrote...

valttu wrote...

chool77 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not going to get Tali drunk. I drank myself to the point of passing out, in front of her, to set an example of why alcohol abuse is never cool!

did some one say coooooooolB)

What game are you playing on n64 ?

conkers bad fur day... just died thow?

lol nice. I have an old star wars game for n64... "shadows of the empire". its epic.

[The Governator]

I know this might be cheesey, but I would love to see Tali handling a Quarian (or any) baby to see what her maternal instincts would be like.

[valttu]

The Governator wrote...

I know this might be cheesey, but I would love to see Tali handling a Quarian (or any) baby to see what her maternal instincts would be like.

Could someone post the "geth baby" pic again? It's awesome.

[valttu]

[chool77]

valttu wrote...

chool77 wrote...

valttu wrote...

chool77 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not going to get Tali drunk. I drank myself to the point of passing out, in front of her, to set an example of why alcohol abuse is never cool!

did some one say coooooooolB)

What game are you playing on n64 ?

conkers bad fur day... just died thow?

lol nice. I have an old star wars game for n64... "shadows of the empire". its epic.

i down loaded a emulator for free and then download all my old favs from the n64 so now i play them on my computer lol

[gkillerrin]

The Governator wrote...

I know this might be cheesey, but I would love to see Tali handling a Quarian (or any) baby to see what her maternal instincts would be like.

They will adopt a Quarian Female, and a Human Male
or was it a Quarian Male, and a Human Female

[Flaargman117]

valttu wrote...

The Governator wrote...

I know this might be cheesey, but I would love to see Tali handling a Quarian (or any) baby to see what her maternal instincts would be like.

Could someone post the "geth baby" pic again? It's awesome.

[valttu]

chool77 wrote...

valttu wrote...

chool77 wrote...

valttu wrote...

chool77 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm not going to get Tali drunk. I drank myself to the point of passing out, in front of her, to set an example of why alcohol abuse is never cool!

did some one say coooooooolB)

What game are you playing on n64 ?

conkers bad fur day... just died thow?

lol nice. I have an old star wars game for n64... "shadows of the empire". its epic.

i down loaded a emulator for free and then download all my old favs from the n64 so now i play them on my computer lol

Haha yeah I did that once too!

[valttu]

Flaargman117 wrote...

valttu wrote...

The Governator wrote...

I know this might be cheesey, but I would love to see Tali handling a Quarian (or any) baby to see what her maternal instincts would be like.

Could someone post the "geth baby" pic again? It's awesome.

Thanks. The last one is so cute.