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[epoch_]

Axeface wrote...

Tali fans, check out my Sig video XD

TALI'S FACE REVEALED! SHOCKED!

lmao

[Flaargman117]

FatherNestor wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

FatherNestor wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

The Governator wrote...

I know this might be cheesey, but I would love to see Tali handling a Quarian (or any) baby to see what her maternal instincts would be like.

They will adopt a Quarian Female, and a Human Male
or was it a Quarian Male, and a Human Female

"Was it red, red, green, or red, green, red?"
Yeah, reference to Republic Commando.

"And he's our demolitions expert?"

Ha Republic Commando quotes!

Mass Effect + Republic Commando = Legendary WIN

Seriously, some talented individual should try writing ME/RC crossover fanfic.

I can just imagine how Kaiden and scorch would react to each other.

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epoch_ wrote...

Axeface wrote...

Tali fans, check out my Sig video XD

TALI'S FACE REVEALED! SHOCKED!

lmao

":O" indeed. xD

[Axeface]

epoch_ wrote...

Axeface wrote...

Tali fans, check out my Sig video XD

TALI'S FACE REVEALED! SHOCKED!

lmao

XD

Hope it made ya chuckle at least

Check out my others for more lolz.

Modifié par Axeface, 26 mars 2010 - 07:33 .

[MasterMegatron]

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Shhhh. I tire of your games.

*sigh* I'm really ASSUMING CONTROL

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU, CADUCEUS. YOUR METHODS OF IRRITATION ARE SEVERELY LACKING, MORE SO THAN HARBINGER'S HUMAN FETUS REAPER. IF YOU INTEND TO ANNOY, THEN YOU MUST IMPROVE.

[chool77]

just downloaded Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

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[Commander Marrek S]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Commander Marrek S wrote...

HAI GUYZ WASSUP?

The fail troll is back.

I'm not a troll. You guys know me.

[chool77]

Axeface wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Axeface wrote...

Tali fans, check out my Sig video XD

TALI'S FACE REVEALED! SHOCKED!

lmao

XD

Hope it made ya chuckle at least

Check out my others for more lolz.

that was great lololol

[Shazzammer2]

hey guys! just completed another tali drawing!! im photoshopping it right now, please hold. its not as detailed as my previous one.

[MasterMegatron]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

MasterMegatron wrote...

Dark_Caduceus wrote...

Shhhh. I tire of your games.

*sigh* I'm really ASSUMING CONTROL

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU, CADUCEUS. YOUR METHODS OF IRRITATION ARE SEVERELY LACKING, MORE SO THAN HARBINGER'S HUMAN FETUS REAPER. IF YOU INTEND TO ANNOY, THEN YOU MUST IMPROVE.

Wow Dark you suck so bad at trolling that Harbinger had to comment on it.

INCORRECT. ORGANICS REFER TO ME AS "HARROWER." MY TRUE NAME IS BEYOND ORGANIC COMPREHENSION.

[Dark_Caduceus]

The Governator wrote...

To facilitate Tali love, we will move past this and continue discussing Tali's irresistible reactions to other situations.

For example, if she took her suit off to have a romantic supper with you and was not comfortable with forks? It would be adorable.

Tali's head spins a little as she looks down at her plate, then at Shepard's calm face. Though her body is slowly acclimatizing to the normandy's environment she still needs a great deal of antibiotics and immuno-boosters each time she wants to spend time with shepard outside her suit. Anyways, Shepard paid a premium for this Zakera Cafe Dextro-amino food and she didn't want to offend him by not finishing it. What confused her more was the Normandy's eating utensils.

(Paragraph! Yaaaay! I think you'll like this story now even more than the last one!)

She eyed the instrument on the right, it was essentially a stick with a concave slab at the end of it, she remembered it being called a.. Spoorl? A Spoom? Tali was confused, and starting to get self-concious. She looked towards the left of her plate, she picked up the human eating tool that lay there, it was a stick ending in four metal prongs, she toyed with it in her hand, trying to get a feel for it. She glanced up at Shepard once again, "Aren't you going to use your fork?", he asked smiling. She hesitated for a moment, "I'm sorry Shepard, i don't really know ho-".

Shepard rose from his chair and in one swift motion plunged his fork into Tali's oversized eyeball. It exploded like an egg being dropped. "Keelah! Help me, someone!!", the frantic quarian exclaimed. A dark shape materialized from he shadows behind her. "Th-Thane?! What but how...", Tali asks the Drell. "I do have some experience with infiltration", comes the reply. Thane's hand glows blue and he casts pull on Tali, Shepard summons his bio-amp's power and unleashes his most powerful warp, combined with Thane's biotics it detonates her body, rending her very bones into splinters. The dissolving carcass falls on to the table, limp. Shepard's door opens and Grunt steps inside. He sniffs the air and tracks the odour to it's source, "Mmmmmm, lunch!".

[Scalpels]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

hey guys! just completed another tali drawing!! im photoshopping it right now, please hold. its not as detailed as my previous one.

What was previous image? Was away for days.

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Shazzammer2 wrote...

hey guys! just completed another tali drawing!! im photoshopping it right now, please hold. its not as detailed as my previous one.

Photoshop your drawing quickly, Mr. Shazzammer. Captain's orders....


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[The Governator]

The Quarians no longer have to worry about their immune systems. It is springtime on earth in the US. Can you imagine Tali in her first spring dress?