Epic.Lord Abrasion wrote...
This is my Tali. There are many like her, but this one is mine. My Tali is my best friend. She is my life. I must call her up to my cabin every night.
My Tali, without me is lonely. Without my Tali, I am lonely. I must love my Tali true. I must take cold showers lest I pitch a tent and embarras myself before the crew. I must dispose of all the tissues before she sees them. I ******....
I know that what really counts is not the tightness of cloth wrapped around ass, the size of her boobs, nor the innuendos I make. I know that it is dem hips that count. I will score....
My libido is strong, even as I, because her curves are smoking hot. Thus, I will learn them as no other. I will learn its firmness, its silky smoothness, its hips, its ass, its texture and erogenous zones. I will ever guard her against the leering eyes of romantic rivals. I will keep my Tali hot and willing, even as I am constantly horny. We will become part of each other. We will....
Before God I swear this creed. My Tali and myself are the defenders of our galaxy. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of organic life.
So be it, until there are no Reapers, but Peace!
All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!
#106526
Guest_MarineBorn_*
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:50
Guest_MarineBorn_*
#106527
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:50
#106528
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:50
Nicerunescapeguy9 wrote...
#106529
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:51
#106530
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:51
#106531
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:51
should i stop writing or carry on?
#106532
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:51
Shepard
Tali
Mordin
-Dr Solus' tech lab-
*whispering* Okay, it's in here.
Are you sure?
Were else would it be?
Okay, but we'd better hurry. What does this thing look like?
It's a long, smooth tube with-
*holding back laughter*
Shepard! *holds laughter* You're going to wake him up you bosh'tet!
Okay, okay. With..?
... no.
What?
I'm not going to say it.
Tali, we haven't got much time! What's inside it?
... white liquid.
Oh... *snickers*
Shepard! Shh!
*muffles* Less... alcohol...
Okay. Quick.
*looks through Mordin's things*
Well?
It's not here!
What?!
And... mood... musi-i-c...
It's not here! Keelah, what are we going to do?!
It's alright, Tali!
Keelah, and I bought new music too!
We'll find it, Tali!
Wait... there it is! *grabs tube*
It doesn't look like there's enough.
There's enough.
Tali, be honest with yourself. It's not even quarter full!
But Shepard-
... with... cells-s-s...
We can't risk it, Tali. I can't loose you.
You're right. Sorry, Shepard.
What for?
For dragging you out of bed for my own selfish needs.
You've got nothing to be sorry about, Tali. I enjoyed this.
Really?
Yeah! Now, c'mon, let's get some sleep.
*shouts* Shepard! WAIT!
*trips* Ow! F*ck!
*BANG*
Huh?! Ah! Intruders?! No, Normandy drifting. Alarms still active. Stealth systems engadged.
Mordin...
Have to ask, is that a crew member? No, not likely, everyone asleep. EDI ensures that everyone is resting at 11:00pm. Maybe just a dream? No, can feel bed-sheets. Hear myself talking...
Mordin! It's Tali and Shepard! We came to your lab to get me some antibiotics so that we can...
Tali and Shepard? You tried not to wake me? Appreciate it, but look at the mess you've made! Will take days -no, months- to reorganize!
We're sorry, Mordin.
We won't do this again.
Unlikely. In early stages of relationship. Excitement overpowering. Seeking thrills together.
We promise.
*whispers* What?
Hrm. Good. Is there anything you were looking for?
Like I said; antibiotics.
Ah! Of course! *hands Tali antibiotics* Here.
Thank you, Mordin. We'll clean this up in the morning.
*whispers* What?!
Doesn't matter. Can do it myself.
Well, okay. Let us know if you need us for anything...
Actually, Tali. Now that you mention it, I could need help cleaning out the expermentation chambers. Dead Collector. Unpleasant smell, as you noticed.
Uh... sure. We'll help with that, right Shepard?
You've gotta be kid-
*nudges Shepard*
Ow! It'll be my pleasure, Mordin.
Excellent! Enjoy yourselves! Good night!
'Night, Mordin.
Yeah, night.
See? That wasn't so bad, right?
*mumbles*
End.
Modifié par Alphyn, 27 mars 2010 - 01:04 .
#106533
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:51
Which do you prefer?
Would you like Tali dlc?
ME2 Squadmate as your Dodgeball comrade.
who is the worst mass effect character
If you where stranded on a island.....
edit: fixed
Modifié par Gust4v, 27 mars 2010 - 12:54 .
#106534
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:52
herbie dog wrote...
so what should i do?
should i stop writing or carry on?
Keep going. It was a bit too dark for me, but it was still very good.
#106535
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:53
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Definitely!epoch_ wrote...
It would absolutely make ME3 if there was a news story on the citadel about a recent boom of interest in Tali on the extranet.
#106536
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:55
Alphyn wrote...
Another short story.
Shepard
Tali
Mordin
-Dr Solus' tech lab-
*whispering* Okay, it's in here.
Are you sure?
Were else would it be?
Okay, but we'd better hurry. What does this thing look like?
It's a long, smooth tube with-
*holding back laughter*
Shepard! *holds laughter* You're going to wake him up you bosh'tet!
Okay, okay. With..?
... no.
What?
I'm not going to say it.
Tali, we haven't got much time! What's inside it?
... white liquid.
Oh... *snickers*
Shepard! Shh!
*muffles* Less... alcohol...
Okay. Quick.
*looks through Mordin's things*
Well?
It's not here!
What?!
And... mood... musi-i-c...
It's not here! Keelah, what are we going to do?!
It's alright, Tali!
Keelah, and I bought new music too!
We'll find it, Tali!
Wait... there it is! *grabs tube*
It doesn't look like there's enough.
There's enough.
Tali, be honest with yourself. It's not even quarter full!
But Shepard-
... with... cells-s-s...
We can't risk it, Tali. I can't loose you.
You're right. Sorry, Shepard.
What for?
For dragging you out of bed for my own selfish needs.
You've got nothing to be sorry about, Tali. I enjoyed this.
Really?
Yeah! Now, c'mon, let's get some sleep.
*shouts* Shepard! WAIT!
*trips* Ow! F*ck!
*BANG*
Huh?! Ah! Intruders?! No, Normandy drifting. Alarms still active. Stealh systems engadged.
Mordin...
Have to ask, is that a crew member? No, not likely, everyone asleep. EDI ensures that everyone is resting at 11:00pm. Maybe just a dream? No, can feel bed-sheets. Hear myself talking...
Mordin! It's Tali and Shepard! We came to your lab to get me some antibiotics so that we can...
Tali and Shepard? You tried not to wake me? Apperciate it, but look at the mess you've made! Will take days -no, months- to reorganize!
We're sorry, Mordin.
We won't do this again.
Unlikely. In early stages of relationship. Excitement overpowering. Seeking thrills together.
We promise.
*whispers* What?
Hrm. Good. Is there anything you were looking for?
Like I said; antibiotics.
Ah! Of course! *hands Tali antibiotics* Here.
Thank you, Mordin. We'll clean this up in the morning.
*whispers* What?!
Doesn't matter. Can do it myself.
Well, okay. Let us know if you need us for anything...
Actually, Tali. Now that you mention it, I could need help cleaning out the expermentation chambers. Dead Collector. Unpleasant smell, as you noticed.
Uh... sure. We'll help with that, right Shepard?
You've gotta be kid-
*nudges Shepard*
Ow! It'll be my pleasure, Mordin.
Excellent! Enjoy yourselves! Good night!
'Night, Mordin.
Yeah, night.
See? That wasn't so bad, right?
*mumbles*
End.
I like long stories, but this story matches my current attention span perfectly. well done.
#106537
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:56
Alphyn wrote...
Another short story.
Shepard
Tali
Mordin
-Dr Solus' tech lab-
*whispering* Okay, it's in here.
Are you sure?
Were else would it be?
Okay, but we'd better hurry. What does this thing look like?
It's a long, smooth tube with-
*holding back laughter*
Shepard! *holds laughter* You're going to wake him up you bosh'tet!
Okay, okay. With..?
... no.
What?
I'm not going to say it.
Tali, we haven't got much time! What's inside it?
... white liquid.
Oh... *snickers*
Shepard! Shh!
*muffles* Less... alcohol...
Okay. Quick.
*looks through Mordin's things*
Well?
It's not here!
What?!
And... mood... musi-i-c...
It's not here! Keelah, what are we going to do?!
It's alright, Tali!
Keelah, and I bought new music too!
We'll find it, Tali!
Wait... there it is! *grabs tube*
It doesn't look like there's enough.
There's enough.
Tali, be honest with yourself. It's not even quarter full!
But Shepard-
... with... cells-s-s...
We can't risk it, Tali. I can't loose you.
You're right. Sorry, Shepard.
What for?
For dragging you out of bed for my own selfish needs.
You've got nothing to be sorry about, Tali. I enjoyed this.
Really?
Yeah! Now, c'mon, let's get some sleep.
*shouts* Shepard! WAIT!
*trips* Ow! F*ck!
*BANG*
Huh?! Ah! Intruders?! No, Normandy drifting. Alarms still active. Stealh systems engadged.
Mordin...
Have to ask, is that a crew member? No, not likely, everyone asleep. EDI ensures that everyone is resting at 11:00pm. Maybe just a dream? No, can feel bed-sheets. Hear myself talking...
Mordin! It's Tali and Shepard! We came to your lab to get me some antibiotics so that we can...
Tali and Shepard? You tried not to wake me? Apperciate it, but look at the mess you've made! Will take days -no, months- to reorganize!
We're sorry, Mordin.
We won't do this again.
Unlikely. In early stages of relationship. Excitement overpowering. Seeking thrills together.
We promise.
*whispers* What?
Hrm. Good. Is there anything you were looking for?
Like I said; antibiotics.
Ah! Of course! *hands Tali antibiotics* Here.
Thank you, Mordin. We'll clean this up in the morning.
*whispers* What?!
Doesn't matter. Can do it myself.
Well, okay. Let us know if you need us for anything...
Actually, Tali. Now that you mention it, I could need help cleaning out the expermentation chambers. Dead Collector. Unpleasant smell, as you noticed.
Uh... sure. We'll help with that, right Shepard?
You've gotta be kid-
*nudges Shepard*
Ow! It'll be my pleasure, Mordin.
Excellent! Enjoy yourselves! Good night!
'Night, Mordin.
Yeah, night.
See? That wasn't so bad, right?
*mumbles*
End.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Kinda confusing the colours go off halfway through.
Still cool though
#106538
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:57
#106539
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:57
Guest_DrathanGervaise_*
#106540
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:57
#106541
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 12:58
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Thank you, and welcome to the thread!MattDratt wrote...
Nicerunescapeguy9 wrote...
I don't think I've seen you before.
#106542
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:01
#106543
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:01
See ya'll tomorow (hopefully) comrades!
Keelah Sel'ai
#106544
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:02
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Keelah Se'lai!UFOash wrote...
Going Now.
See ya'll tomorow (hopefully) comrades!
Keelah Sel'ai
#106545
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:02
Keelah Sel'ai[/UFOash wrote...
Going Now.
See ya'll tomorow (hopefully) comrades!
Keelah Sel'ai
#106546
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:02
#106547
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:03
Guest_Darth Cheesecake_*
#106548
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:03
Guest_runescapeguy9_*
#106549
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:03
#106550
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 01:04




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