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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:31
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nothing much:(Flaargman117 wrote...
oh hi guys. What's going on this fine day?
#108403
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:32
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gkillerrin wrote...
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That is the best picture of Tali without her helment ever! (bottom one) Cause that is pretty much how I pictured Tali under the mask, Her skin being a little more purple (not much though) and her hair not that color.
#108404
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:32
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Its a secret... Im justb going to keep you waiting, while I post countdownsBloodhuman1 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
screw that I killed that B*tch awhile ago, see the blood splatter on the wall...greywarden1212 wrote...
Nooooooooooo...Hes gonna convert to a miranda lover.gkillerrin wrote...
*Looks Left and Right Suspisicously*greywarden1212 wrote...
Why ?gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Its a Secret, cant tell you why or how...
...just that you will, and when
Tell us what we're gonna hate you about now.
ETA: 45 minutes
#108406
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:32
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wha.......Thats b..blood??? I thought that was strawberry juice. *turns around and barfs* ahhhhhhhhh im contaminated by the "miranda".Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
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gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Gonna go home and kill Tali?
NOO Nothing that drastic... Just be ready to hate me, It could be anything from an RP war, to a Picture, to A video, to a Song, to a Harbringer taking over body.... It could be ANYTHING (other than killing tali)
Well that took the fun out of it........
#108407
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:33
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STARWARS YOUR BACK???????starwarschewy wrote...
#108408
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:34
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Can you taste the biotics, I use extra to make her suffer, and torturer her within her last few moments of life:devil:greywarden1212 wrote...
wha.......Thats b..blood??? I thought that was strawberry juice. *turns around and barfs* ahhhhhhhhh im contaminated by the "miranda".Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Gonna go home and kill Tali?
NOO Nothing that drastic... Just be ready to hate me, It could be anything from an RP war, to a Picture, to A video, to a Song, to a Harbringer taking over body.... It could be ANYTHING (other than killing tali)
Well that took the fun out of it........
:devil:
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:35
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gkillerrin wrote...
Can you taste the biotics, I use extra to make her suffer, and torturer her within her last few moments of life:devil:greywarden1212 wrote...
wha.......Thats b..blood??? I thought that was strawberry juice. *turns around and barfs* ahhhhhhhhh im contaminated by the "miranda".Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Gonna go home and kill Tali?
NOO Nothing that drastic... Just be ready to hate me, It could be anything from an RP war, to a Picture, to A video, to a Song, to a Harbringer taking over body.... It could be ANYTHING (other than killing tali)
Well that took the fun out of it........
Now this is starting to get more interesting....
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:35
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i'm always here what do you meangreywarden1212 wrote...
STARWARS YOUR BACK???????starwarschewy wrote...
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:36
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uugghhh, that was wierd. It was quite salty..... But good job killing her.gkillerrin wrote...
Can you taste the biotics, I use extra to make her suffer, and torturer her within her last few moments of life:devil:greywarden1212 wrote...
wha.......Thats b..blood??? I thought that was strawberry juice. *turns around and barfs* ahhhhhhhhh im contaminated by the "miranda".Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Gonna go home and kill Tali?
NOO Nothing that drastic... Just be ready to hate me, It could be anything from an RP war, to a Picture, to A video, to a Song, to a Harbringer taking over body.... It could be ANYTHING (other than killing tali)
Well that took the fun out of it........
*mumbles* could of warned me you ass
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:37
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weren't on yesterday, missed the pictures.starwarschewy wrote...
i'm always here what do you meangreywarden1212 wrote...
STARWARS YOUR BACK???????starwarschewy wrote...
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:37
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yes and see that cat shaped hole under her desk... yeah thats were her cat went through, it was ejected into space... Singularity is fun :happy:Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Can you taste the biotics, I use extra to make her suffer, and torturer her within her last few moments of life:devil:greywarden1212 wrote...
wha.......Thats b..blood??? I thought that was strawberry juice. *turns around and barfs* ahhhhhhhhh im contaminated by the "miranda".Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Gonna go home and kill Tali?
NOO Nothing that drastic... Just be ready to hate me, It could be anything from an RP war, to a Picture, to A video, to a Song, to a Harbringer taking over body.... It could be ANYTHING (other than killing tali)
Well that took the fun out of it........
Now this is starting to get more interesting....
#108414
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:38
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starwarschewy wrote...
i'm always here what do you meangreywarden1212 wrote...
STARWARS YOUR BACK???????starwarschewy wrote...
More Tali? Here's Tali for everyone, on startup menu for ME2
social.bioware.com/project/2415/
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:38
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gkillerrin wrote...
yes and see that cat shaped hole under her desk... yeah thats were her cat went through, it was ejected into space... Singularity is fun :happy:Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Can you taste the biotics, I use extra to make her suffer, and torturer her within her last few moments of life:devil:greywarden1212 wrote...
wha.......Thats b..blood??? I thought that was strawberry juice. *turns around and barfs* ahhhhhhhhh im contaminated by the "miranda".Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Gonna go home and kill Tali?
NOO Nothing that drastic... Just be ready to hate me, It could be anything from an RP war, to a Picture, to A video, to a Song, to a Harbringer taking over body.... It could be ANYTHING (other than killing tali)
Well that took the fun out of it........
Now this is starting to get more interesting....
Keep it up;)
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:39
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starwarschewy wrote...
nothing much:(Flaargman117 wrote...
oh hi guys. What's going on this fine day?
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:40
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was on very little so yeagreywarden1212 wrote...
weren't on yesterday, missed the pictures.starwarschewy wrote...
i'm always here what do you meangreywarden1212 wrote...
STARWARS YOUR BACK???????starwarschewy wrote...
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:40
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gkillerrin wrote...
ETA: 25 Minutes
You mean 1H 25M?
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:41
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A stupid fanfic I wrote about Tali and Legion (blinky)
Why Blinky and Tali can't have an affair,
and why Wrex and Executor Palin can.
Shepard, Tali and Blinky walked into a night club on Jump Zero. The three of them casually took a seat at the bar counter.
Shepard: -tugging on bartender's shirt- Excuse me bartender, sir where the hell are my drinks
The bartender turns around abruptly startled.
Bartender: Oooh Comander Shepard I can't belive it's you
Shepard: Conrad?
Conrad: Yes it's me, your biggest fan, We have so much to talk about
Shepard: uuhh no tha...
Conrad put his arm around Shepard and dragged him off into a private room in the back of the night club.
Conrad: So Shepard tell me how you destroyed Asteroid X57 and defeated Sovereign and Bob the Bactarian Extreamist.....
Tali looks to Blinky and sighs.
Tali: -sad- when ever Shepard takes us to a place to get some relaxation he is always abruptably taken by a fan or attacked by a assassin, we can never have a real date
Blinky spits out some motor oil. And looks at Tali.
Blinky: Beep!!!!!!!
Tali: don't tell me you did'nt know that about me and Shepard
Blinky: Boop meep click bop
Tali; -Blushing- Well, ever sence Adams died. Shepard is 17 inches, Adams has nothing on Shepard.
Blinky shows a look of emabarassment and backs a bar stool away from Tali. Blinky takes another sip of motor oil. Then stares at Tali who is now surrounded by a bunch of drunk perverts who are gropeing and fondleing her hips. Blinky looks down and then takes another sip and looks at Tali again; seeing all the drunks knocked out on the ground and bleeding apparently from Tali's badass moves.
Blinky shows the equivelent of what we would call a look of lust. Blinky lets out a little blip and gazes across the bar, spotting Wrex and Executor Palin who some how servived the explosion of the asteroid.
The two were in a booth in a small corner of the club. Palin leaned over the table and planted a soft juicy french kiss onto the Krogan. Wrex began to unzip his suit, once down all the way the Krogan jumped over the table and landed on and then began to stradle Executor Palin. Palin began to grope Wrex intensly, in responce Wrex started feeding Palin some peices of salad. Palin began to let out loud moans and screems of orgasmic excitment.
Blinky watched in intrest, Blinky then began to replace Palin with Tali and imagined Wrex as himself. Blinky played out the kinky senario in it's memory banks.
A series of harsh sounds, then interupted Blinky's daydream. Tali and the Geth looked over to where the sound had come from.
There they saw Shepard holding a smokeing assultrifle.
Conrad Verner was dead.
Shepard kicked Conrad's body just to make sure he was dead. And then spat on him. And finally shot him a few more times.
Shepard: By the way, here is your tip He tosses a few coins at Conrad's body.
Tali: Keelah! The way you used that Elanis Risk Control Tsunami X rifle was....so.....
Shepard: .......Atractive, I know. Anything for my Tali. Tali blushes. At anyrate that Bastard got what was comeing to him, lets get back to the Normandy
Shepard, Tali, Blinky, Wrex and Palin left the Nightclub and headed back to the Normandy. On board Blinky headed past engineering seeing Shepard discussing with Tali about a former Quarian named Doule. Blinky began to envy Shepard for having the privalage to speak to Tali on a regular basis.
Shepard: ....was it really 37 and a half?
Tali: It was the most tramitizing experience in my life
Blinky needed a way to get Tali's attention, then blinky caught up with Garrus by the Mako. Garrus was talking to dozens of Turian Female via his extranet-cam.
Blinky: Beep wizz click meep poop bop boop blip meep click whistle
Garrus: Well the reason i get so many girls (so to speak) and some guys is because i can strike up a interesting conversation about topics my fans are interested in, prefferably how I single handedly killed Saren Artures and repelled a Reaper invasion
Blinky:beep?
Garrus: Well for the most part it was single handed, Shepard did help a bit. But if you want the chicks all you need to do is talk to them about something your interested in
Blinky: Wizz Click Beep
Garrus: Yeah, that and also have six pairs of Krogan Testicles, trust me the extra pairs help during the Elcor mateing season. Garrus revealed a wide grin. Tell me have you ever encountered a Elcor Mating Ritual...
Blinky: Bizz bleep bop
Blinky storms off in disgust at Garrus and heads over toward engineering. Garrus shrugs and heads back to his extranet-cam. Blinky pops out behind a corner spying on Tali; Shepard was no where to be seen now was Blinky's chance....
Blinky walks up to Tali who is typeing away on a console where Chief Engineer Adams use to work at.
Blinky: Beep
Tali: NOW IS NOT THE TIME!! Tali is still typeing away.
Blinky leaves and heads back towards engineering several hour later. When on route he saw Wrex and Palin involved in a erotic love session in the hallway.
Blinky: Beep!!
Palin: *something in his mouth* No!!!, you get a room!!!
Blinky ignored them and went on to see Tali. Popping out from behind a corner Blinky saw Tali'Zorah Nar Rayya bending over picking up some HIP lubrication she had dropped. Blinky aswell as the whole crew had their jaws dropped and where stariing avast in the wonderfull Butiful and sensual view of the Hips and Rearquarters that God blessed the Universe with.
Blinky: Beep wizz Click
Tali: Now is not the Time, just kidding. Yeah I have time to talk what would you like to talk about.
Blinky: Beep Whistle Bop Boop
Tali begins to give the story about the creation of the Geth and how the war began. Blinky soon becomes lost in the soothing Eastern European accent and random sylibles and pronouns and adjitives not to mention conjuctions and similies.
Tali: .........some day we would want to come back and retake our homeworld.
Blinky: *Angry*Beep boop bop click wheeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tali: I can't belive you would say such a thing about my species. We are not a blight apon the gallaxy and we do desrve to live and not be exterminated like you said, that would be genocide.
Blinky: *emabarressed* Beep. Blunky had just epicly blundered in a attempt to flirt with the speaking Hips. There was only one last resort now. Blinky loosened a belt on a Human pair of slacks that did not match Blinky's design.
Tali: Tali looked down and starred. Keelah She could'nt keep it out of her sight.
The dressslacks dropped and fell down to reveal 6 pairs of Krogan Testicles. They where glued and placed all over Blinky, waist down.
Tali then came to her senses and gave Blinky a huge blugeon to the face. Blinky fell down sending all the Testcles flying.
Tali: I can't belive the nearve of you!! They warned me about this when I left the Flotilia. Listen I want nothing to do with you damn synthetic. Besides Shepard is 17 inch and had 27 Krogan testecles. Kellah!!!! Go !!!!
Blinky sat up and a huge tear filled it's eye thingy. Blinky began to cry.
Tali felt upset for what she had done, and how harshly she treated the Geth.
Tali: Listen I should'nt have treated you that way. But Shepard is still my man and I don't love you. But that gives me an idea. Come back in a few hours
Blinky left engineering wipeing the tears and came back in a few hours. Tali was standing next to a huge cloth. She pulled it off to reveal a compleatly Synthetic replica of herself just for Blinky. Blinky beeped for joy and hugged Robo-Tali and took Robo-Tali off to Blinky's cabin for some robotic love.
Tali smiled and was about to go back to work when.
Shepard bolted in.
Shepard: Tali, oh Tali, I have some starling new plot points.
Tali: Tell me quickly so we can makeout
Shepard: Well, um I don't know how to say this.....Admiral Hackett has pardoned our actions back at X57. Joker is dead. And Wrex and Palin are getting married. =D
Tali shruggs Well i guess that's nice where is the wedding
Shepard: Oh Captain Anderson is hosting. But there is bad news
Tali: What?
Shepard: Wrex and Executor Palin have been just diognosed with AIDS and im pregnate
Why did Conrad die? Is Blinky really content with Robo-Tali? What Time is the Wedding and does Anderson have enough money to pay for it? Will Blinky ever get the real Tali? How did Wrex and Palin get AIDS? Why is Shepard Pregnate? Is Conrad really dead? oh I asked that already. Well is he?
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:42
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Ohh if you took the time to look around the room you can see all the horible stuff I did...Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
yes and see that cat shaped hole under her desk... yeah thats were her cat went through, it was ejected into space... Singularity is fun :happy:Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Can you taste the biotics, I use extra to make her suffer, and torturer her within her last few moments of life:devil:greywarden1212 wrote...
wha.......Thats b..blood??? I thought that was strawberry juice. *turns around and barfs* ahhhhhhhhh im contaminated by the "miranda".Grif101 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Jake71887 wrote...
gkillerrin wrote...
Hmm you guys are going to hate me in 1 Hour and 45 minutes
Gonna go home and kill Tali?
NOO Nothing that drastic... Just be ready to hate me, It could be anything from an RP war, to a Picture, to A video, to a Song, to a Harbringer taking over body.... It could be ANYTHING (other than killing tali)
Well that took the fun out of it........
Now this is starting to get more interesting....
Keep it up;)
heres a tip
there is an unplesent supprise under the bed
want another tip... Its her impaled corpse with an exploded head, large blood splatter, 3 fingers missing, 2 toes missing, bald head, A** cut off (its somewhere in room), and missing quite a few limbs...
have a look
:devil:
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:42
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must have missed it, if you got on later in the night me and nonhuman were trying to play MW2 while reading posts. Didn't go so well. lolstarwarschewy wrote...
was on very little so yeagreywarden1212 wrote...
weren't on yesterday, missed the pictures.starwarschewy wrote...
i'm always here what do you meangreywarden1212 wrote...
STARWARS YOUR BACK???????starwarschewy wrote...
it's better to see mass amounts of tali,
and not random ass subjects (java script)
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:43
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Noo, ETA timer keeps on switching times theirs your only hint, it has to do with a program doing something...Jake71887 wrote...
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ETA: 25 Minutes
You mean 1H 25M?
ETA 17 minutes
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:45
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going back now to see what i missed<_<
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 06:45
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hey guys i'll brb, ima go grab coffee
