Alphyn wrote...
Because I love you all. So very, very much. 
Tali
Shepard
Miranda
Jacob
Zaeed
Italics show that the character is thinking to him/herself.
-Citadel, Dark Star-
Alright, Tali. Why'd you drag us out here?
For your sake, Miss Zorah, it'd better be important.
Alright, clam down, Miranda.
Well, Tali?
Let the woman speak! Go on, luv.
Well... I...
*under breath* God give me strength.
Miranda. Stop.
Keelah...
Take your time, Tali.
Thank you, Shepard... I wanted to just say that... well... I...
Do you want a drink, Tali?
No, thank you, Zaeed. I can do this... I've never been good at speeches. But, thank you.
You're being awfully patient towards Tali, Zaeed. Not like you at all!
What? Why? Just because I've seen more violence and destruction in 10 seconds than anyone over 40 years?
I wasn't implying that-
Keelah... Keelah... Keelah! What have I gotten myself into?!
Do you want to tell one of us so that we can say it?
No, thank you, Jacob. I have to say this.
This is getting quite ridiculous, Miss Zorah.
Miranda, enough. Give her-
Are you pregnant?
What?!
Just asking.
No. I'm not pregnant, Zaeed. Good guess, though. *rolls eyes*
Do you have to go back to the fleet?
No.
Is it something to do with Legion?
Sort of. Legion was...
Yes, Tali? Is it something we should know about?
It's... Legion and Garrus.
What?
Legion and Garrus are... um...
An item?
What does that mean?
It means that they're together. In love?
What?! NO!
Just asking.
What a strange man.
Zaeed? Is there something we should know?
F*ck off, Shepard.
No, it's that Garrus and Legion are...
Legion is planning to betray us?
No.
Is Garrus?
No.
What are they doing then?
This isn't easy to say...
Is it personal?
Very, but you have to know.
Okay. We won't laugh.
Okay, basically, I was on my own one day. All my work had been done and there wasn't much to do. Shepard was on a mission. I was alone... with nothing to do.
Go on...
*gulps* Well, the Nerve Stimulation program is built into my suit, and I thought I should have some... "me" time. Grunt's room was empty because he was with you, Shepard, so I... well... I...
You... "pleasured" yourself?
Y-yes.
This is getting interesting.
Shepard, you bosh'tet!
What?!
Go on, Tali.
Well, the program wasn't enough to make me... happy. So... I... got some of my antibiotics and... Keelah...
It's okay, Tali. Do you want to go somewhere else? My quarters, maybe?
You all need to hear this.
Yeah, we'll all be there. We'll go together.
Alright.
-Shepard's Cabin-
Okay. Ready?
Go on.
And I... got out of my suit and... did it myself.
In Grunt's room?
*nods*
Where does Legion and Garrus come into this?
They... saw me.
Ah.
Yeah... they were planning to tell you. Legion had loads of questions, and Garrus... well, it's Garrus.
So you told us so that you wouldn't be humiliated?
Precisly.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, Tali. We've all done it at one time or another.
I know... well, not that I know... it's just that...
Well, thanks for letting us know.
Keelah...
Well... Miss Zorah... I think that'll be all?
Yes, Miranda. And... Miranda, please, call me Tali.
Okay... Tali. *leaves*
That was something else, luv. Nerves of steal is what you've got, right there. No one could've told the story that you've just told and still be standing. Well done. *pats her shoulder*
Um... Thank you, Zaeed.
Not at all, luv. *leaves*
I guess I should head back down to the Amoury. Well done, Tali. And thanks for letting us know... even if we didn't want to.
Thank you, Jacob.
*leaves*
Why haven't you told the rest of the crew?
I'm planning to. Grunt is going to be the hardest, though.
I'll help you Tali.
Thank you, Shepard.
Welcome.
So...
Yeah...
Hm...
*whistles*
You brought me up here for a reason, didn't you?
You know it.
You little bosh'tet.
Don't act like you didn't know.
I thought of you when I... y'know.
*crosses arms* I know.
What?
Who else would you be thinking about?
Oh don't know... Veetor?
What?
Mmm... Veetor...
Shut up! Shut up!
End.

Carrying over. Again.