137512 réponses à ce sujet

[Himmelstor]

Jake71887 wrote...

Did Shazzammar leave already?

Yes.

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
No day would be complete without!
Part Four of Stars Crossed is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/3742/

Carry over. With music:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJGpsL_XYQI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2Ic_2XdVQ&feature=channel

[SirEmilCrane]

Himmelstor wrote...

Perhaps. Maybe with therapy....
...no...will never be as good as Tali. Never mind.

Therapy, no no would cause liver failure

[Sarcastic]

greywarden1212 wrote...

DEM HIPS!

Truth!

[Himmelstor]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Perhaps. Maybe with therapy....
...no...will never be as good as Tali. Never mind.

Therapy, no no would cause liver failure

...not that kind of therapy...

[Jake71887]

Himmelstor wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Did Shazzammar leave already?

Yes.

*sigh*

Damnit 

[SirEmilCrane]

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

[Phil725]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Its pretty obvious she was sending a clear back the **** off message for Jack and Tali.  They really should have put an option in the romance to decline to have sex in the engine room.  That kind of immature crap just messes up relationships with the whole crew and doesn't help anything.  You have nothing to gain by hurting Tali, the whole situation is incredibly unfair to her.

Miranda, I feel like, pretty much carves her name into your forehead so EVERYONE knows that you are now her property.

Even Jack is less possessive, for the love of Keelah.

Remember kids, Miranda is a class A b*tch

I don't know if it was just by chance, or Bioware intended for her to antagonize people like me, but Miranda manages to hit pretty much every personality trait I can't stand.  Its the complete opposite of Tali where the more you learn about her the sweeter and more adorable she gets, the more you learn about Miranda, the more you just want to kindly dismiss her from the team and tell her to persue other career oppurtunites.  (How's that for a paragon kick off the team? )

[ForbiddenQTip]

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Did Shazzammar leave already?

Yes.

*sigh*

Damnit 

Did you finish colouring?

[Alphyn]

Phil725 wrote...


Define short.  Jack short, or femShep short?  I don't really think long hair is an option.  Moreso for the fact that Miranda has the longest hair in the game, and it isn't even that long, than any other reason. 

I'm expecting shoulder length hair personally.

Jack-short would look silly. FemShep would look best imo.

[gkillerrin]

greywarden1212 wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

greywarden1212 wrote...

just throwing this out there again  cause its beautiful!

:wub:<3:wub::wub:
♥♥♥

hey killer you got any pics to post to my friend hes new on forum just post um under mine

Sure...

Thiese are some of the better ones on my photobucket:  all of thiese and more can be found here http://s39.photobuck...in/Mass Effect/








My Photobucket has over 5 pages of Tali Goodness... soo once again thats http://s39.photobuck...in/Mass Effect/

Modifié par gkillerrin, 29 mars 2010 - 05:06 .

[Jake71887]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Did Shazzammar leave already?

Yes.

*sigh*

Damnit 

Did you finish colouring?

No, but I can no longer put off doing her suit, and that thing is a b*itch tot ry and pick colors for since it's slightly different than her normal suit

[Himmelstor]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

[Jake71887]

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

Bucket Humper

[Rzepik2]

New version of Tali movie I posted yesterday:


My Shepard is such a jerk.

[Himmelstor]

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

Bucket Humper

Good one. *Writes down*
Then Dmitri can kill painfully when Tali not watching!

[Goat_Shepard]

Himmelstor wrote...

Slowdown? Not with short!

AndersKrei
wrote...

Tali: Joker, can we talk for a bit?
Joker:
Sure, what's up Tali?
Tali: Well, this is kinda awkward.
Joker:
Don't be silly you can always talk to me.
Tali: Well, you
know how the commander and I are... well together, now?
Joker:
Yes I noticed, I am very happy for you both.
Tali: I am very
happy too, which I why I have to ask...
Joker: Yes?
Tali:
Do you know Shepard’s first name? No one ever told me and it seems
kinda... wrong... to ask him his name after we already shared a bed.
Joker:
...Are you saying that "Commander" isn't his first name?
 
Tali:
Dr. Chakwas, can I ask you something?
Dr. Chakwas: Of course
dear, what is it?
Tali: Do you know Shepard’s first name?
Dr.
Chakwas: ...
Tali: I asked Joker, but he doesn't know, so I turn
to you.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali: You are the only one aboard
who has known Shepard for as long as Joker.
Dr. Chakwas: ...
Tali:
Dr. Chakwas? Are you okay?
Dr. Chakwas: I'm sorry dear, I
just realized that I have no idea what MY first name is...
Tali:
You mean "Doctor" isn't your first name?
 
Tali: Shepard
can we talk for a bit?
Shepard: Anything for you my dear.
Tali:
You know I had a wonderful time with you before we entered the Omega 4
relay.
Shepard: I rather enjoyed it too, as you may recall.
Tali:
Well Shepard, I think it is time for us to take our relationship to the
next level!
Shepard: But... we already did something which is
way more intimate than the most intimate thing your species ever
do with each-other. What level could possibly be higher than that?
Tali:
I want you to tell me...
Shepard: What? That I love you?
Because I do! That I want to marry you? Because I do! What do you need
to hear?
Tali: What... is your first name?
Shepard: ../../../images/forum/emoticons/surprised.png

cannedcream wrote...



So, I was thinking about when Shepard
piles the whole crew into shuttle to run off and do the mystery mission
right before the Collectors invade the ship and I was thinking. . .that
shuttle is kinda small. It had to cramped as hell. I like to imagine
the ride went something like this:



Garrus: I'm hungry!

Zaeed:
This ship smells funny.

Miranda: Shepard! Jack keeps touching me!

Jack:
Did not.

Miranda: Did too!

Legion: We saw the one named Jack lick
her finger and poke the human Miranda.

Miranda: Ohmygod! I have
spit on me!

Jacob: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Garrus: Shepard!
Grunt's on my side!

Grunt: I need more room.

Garrus: It's cause
you're fatter then hell.

Gurnt: Don't make me kill you, Turian.

Garrus:
Shepard! Grunt said he's going to kill me!

Tali: Are we there yet?

Jacob:
I seriously need to go!

Thane: I feel car sick.

Shepard: Shut up!
Everyone shut the hell up! If one more person makes so much as a peep
I'm turning this shuttle around and we're all going back home! Okay?!

All:
Okay. . .

Shepard: Good. Now sit quietly and watch Finding Nemo on
the TV.

Mordin: . . .Film preposterous. Marine life lack vocal cords,
let alone able ability to feel complex emotions of love.

Shepard:
Damn it! What did I JUST SAY?

Mordin: . . .Is still true. . .

I loled to both. Need

[SirEmilCrane]

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

Bucket Humper

nice
Needed for my fic, a Cerberus agent is about to get flayed
with a knife, not my mind

[Himmelstor]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

Bucket Humper

nice
Needed for my fic, a Cerberus agent is about to get flayed
with a knife, not my mind

Both fine. Don't spare gory details!
Human anatomy so interesting...*Prepares scalpel*

[cannedcream]

Phil725 wrote...
I don't know if it was just by chance, or Bioware intended for her to antagonize people like me, but Miranda manages to hit pretty much every personality trait I can't stand.  Its the complete opposite of Tali where the more you learn about her the sweeter and more adorable she gets, the more you learn about Miranda, the more you just want to kindly dismiss her from the team and tell her to persue other career oppurtunites.  (How's that for a paragon kick off the team? )

Miranda: You wanted to see me commander?

Shepard: Yes, take a seat. Frist of all, we here on the Normandy would like to thank you for all of your hard work, but sometimes a person and their position just aren't. . .the right fit. What I'm saying is; I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Miranda: You're. . .you're firing me?

Shepard: In so many words, yes.

Miranda: Can you even do that?

Shepard: Please have your desk cleaned out within the hour.

Miranda: But. . .we're floating in the middle of deep space.

Shepard: Security.

*One hour later*

Tali: You wanted to see me, Commander?

Shepard: Tali! Yes, I was wondering; how would you like to have your own office? 

[Jake71887]

Updated WIP... Such an intricate suit  

[Grif101]

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

Bucket Humper

nice
Needed for my fic, a Cerberus agent is about to get flayed
with a knife, not my mind

Both fine. Don't spare gory details!
Human anatomy so interesting...*Prepares scalpel*

So Dr. Heart survived after all.........<_<

[gkillerrin]

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

Bucket Humper

nice
Needed for my fic, a Cerberus agent is about to get flayed
with a knife, not my mind

Both fine. Don't spare gory details!
Human anatomy so interesting...*Prepares scalpel*

*Paragon Interupt*
Doc, I though you said doing experiments were bad, and wrong , and that you would never do so yourself

Your not a murderer
*/Paragon Interupt*

[Himmelstor]

cannedcream wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
I don't know if it was just by chance, or Bioware intended for her to antagonize people like me, but Miranda manages to hit pretty much every personality trait I can't stand.  Its the complete opposite of Tali where the more you learn about her the sweeter and more adorable she gets, the more you learn about Miranda, the more you just want to kindly dismiss her from the team and tell her to persue other career oppurtunites.  (How's that for a paragon kick off the team? )

Miranda: You wanted to see me commander?

Shepard: Yes, take a seat. Frist of all, we here on the Normandy would like to thank you for all of your hard work, but sometimes a person and their position just aren't. . .the right fit. What I'm saying is; I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Miranda: You're. . .you're firing me?

Shepard: In so many words, yes.

Miranda: Can you even do that?

Shepard: Please have your desk cleaned out within the hour.

Miranda: But. . .we're floating in the middle of deep space.

Shepard: Security.

*One hour later*

Tali: You wanted to see me, Commander?

Shepard: Tali! Yes, I was wondering; how would you like to have your own office? 

Meh. Give to Garrus. Tali in Shepard's room.
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm-
Never mind. Give to Jack. Or Zaeed. Or Grunt.

[Alphyn]

cannedcream wrote...

Miranda: You wanted to see me commander?

Shepard: Yes, take a seat. Frist of all, we here on the Normandy would like to thank you for all of your hard work, but sometimes a person and their position just aren't. . .the right fit. What I'm saying is; I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Miranda: You're. . .you're firing me?

Shepard: In so many words, yes.

Miranda: Can you even do that?

Shepard: Please have your desk cleaned out within the hour.

Miranda: But. . .we're floating in the middle of deep space.

Shepard: Security.

*One hour later*

Tali: You wanted to see me, Commander?

Shepard: Tali! Yes, I was wondering; how would you like to have your own office? 

Aw, dude. That's so cruel.

But imagine boning Tali on the desk!