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[munkie-luva]

my wee wee is hard to tali

[Himmelstor]

Grif101 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

nice
Needed for my fic, a Cerberus agent is about to get flayed
with a knife, not my mind

Both fine. Don't spare gory details!
Human anatomy so interesting...*Prepares scalpel*

So Dr. Heart survived after all.........<_<

Hm? Saleon? Remember him. Rank amateur.
Besides, I put everything back...

...joking! Would never harm with medicine!

[Masticetobbacco]

uh question



how do I get that pull tali up cutscene after killing the baby reaper?



do I select her first or second in squad selection

[Goat_Shepard]

cannedcream wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
I don't know if it was just by chance, or Bioware intended for her to antagonize people like me, but Miranda manages to hit pretty much every personality trait I can't stand.  Its the complete opposite of Tali where the more you learn about her the sweeter and more adorable she gets, the more you learn about Miranda, the more you just want to kindly dismiss her from the team and tell her to persue other career oppurtunites.  (How's that for a paragon kick off the team? )

Miranda: You wanted to see me commander?

Shepard: Yes, take a seat. Frist of all, we here on the Normandy would like to thank you for all of your hard work, but sometimes a person and their position just aren't. . .the right fit. What I'm saying is; I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Miranda: You're. . .you're firing me?

Shepard: In so many words, yes.

Miranda: Can you even do that?

Shepard: Please have your desk cleaned out within the hour.

Miranda: But. . .we're floating in the middle of deep space.

Shepard: Security.

*One hour later*

Tali: You wanted to see me, Commander?

Shepard: Tali! Yes, I was wondering; how would you like to have your own office? 

ZING! In seriousness, I think we are all a little bit like Tali, which is what draws the crowd. Not saying we ARE Tali, but we share more traits with her character than, say, many of the other characters (or at least the LIs). The Mirancers share more traits with Miranda's character. Not saying they all are, just the majority. All JHMO

[cannedcream]

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I need a good derogatory term for "quarian lover"

Spacesuit Humper.
Xenotechnophile.

Bucket Humper

nice
Needed for my fic, a Cerberus agent is about to get flayed
with a knife, not my mind

Both fine. Don't spare gory details!
Human anatomy so interesting...*Prepares scalpel*

Indeed!
'Bucket Humper' for the win. Seriously.

[Alphyn]

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

[Phil725]

cannedcream wrote...

Phil725 wrote...
I don't know if it was just by chance, or Bioware intended for her to antagonize people like me, but Miranda manages to hit pretty much every personality trait I can't stand.  Its the complete opposite of Tali where the more you learn about her the sweeter and more adorable she gets, the more you learn about Miranda, the more you just want to kindly dismiss her from the team and tell her to persue other career oppurtunites.  (How's that for a paragon kick off the team? )

Miranda: You wanted to see me commander?

Shepard: Yes, take a seat. Frist of all, we here on the Normandy would like to thank you for all of your hard work, but sometimes a person and their position just aren't. . .the right fit. What I'm saying is; I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Miranda: You're. . .you're firing me?

Shepard: In so many words, yes.

Miranda: Can you even do that?

Shepard: Please have your desk cleaned out within the hour.

Miranda: But. . .we're floating in the middle of deep space.

Shepard: Security.

*One hour later*

Tali: You wanted to see me, Commander?

Shepard: Tali! Yes, I was wondering; how would you like to have your own office? 

Hmm, I like it, but I wouldn't want to risk any Miranda stuff rubbing off on Tali.  Besides, Tali has a perfectly good office up on deck 1, complete with a nice comfy bed

I would offer the office to Garrus, but it would probably interfere with his calibrations.  I'm thinking maybe Jack, I think we may be able to get her to be a little more cheery in ME3, and getting her out of the basement would be a nice first step.

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
No day would be complete without!
Part Four of Stars Crossed is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
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Carry over. With music:


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[Alphyn]

Masticetobbacco wrote...

uh question

how do I get that pull tali up cutscene after killing the baby reaper?

do I select her first or second in squad selection

Second.

[munkie-luva]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

lol i want you

[Goat_Shepard]

Masticetobbacco wrote...

uh question

how do I get that pull tali up cutscene after killing the baby reaper?

do I select her first or second in squad selection

It's freakin random, I swear. But sergio said go with 2nd, so try that.

[SirEmilCrane]

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Such insights, I wish we all had half the brains this gentleman did

[Grif101]

Himmelstor wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

nice
Needed for my fic, a Cerberus agent is about to get flayed
with a knife, not my mind

Both fine. Don't spare gory details!
Human anatomy so interesting...*Prepares scalpel*

So Dr. Heart survived after all.........<_<

Hm? Saleon? Remember him. Rank amateur.
Besides, I put everything back...

...joking! Would never harm with medicine!

D*mn! I was hoping you'd do a favour for me:pinched:

[Himmelstor]

Masticetobbacco wrote...

uh question

how do I get that pull tali up cutscene after killing the baby reaper?

do I select her first or second in squad selection

Consensus is second.
As is all experiments.

[munkie-luva]

[Simon9one]

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

TMI man.  Really.

[PaladinXelezar]

Archonsg wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Garlador wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

A thought occurred to me when seeing this picture so I had to add the text:
*snip*

Lol. I'm still baffled by Miranda's choice of sex spots. I mean, the reactor room is arguably the LEAST private area of the entire ship! Just look out the window and, wow, there she is. It's only like, what, 5 feet away from Tali too, right? And she even had the luxury of being one of two people with an actual big, comfy bed. Miranda... what a little strumpet.

Similar behavior to human dog. Marking territory. Showing who had Shepard.
Lies. Dmitri with Tali. Roman with Tali.

Also, exhibitionist. There ARE at least 4 windows giving a damned good view of the action. Mordin however, would object people crowding into his lab, though he might consider it an educational thing. Hmnnss...


Obligatory space elf Tali pic:

FAVORITE PIC SO FAR!!!

[cannedcream]

Himmelstor wrote...
Meh. Give to Garrus. Tali in Shepard's room.
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm-
Never mind. Give to Jack. Or Zaeed. Or Grunt.

HA!
I really did 'laugh out loud'.

[munkie-luva]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Such insights, I wish we all had half the brains this gentleman did

jk i are smart

[greywarden1212]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

...you dont even understand.....
im talking to him on XBL

[Grif101]

munkie-luva wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

lol i want you

.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

[Alphyn]

munkie-luva wrote...

lol i want you

Me? Why?

[Alphyn]

Grif101 wrote...

.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

Sounds like it.

[SirEmilCrane]

Grif101 wrote...


.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

He's got a lover in every thread

[munkie-luva]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

lol i want you

Me? Why?

you sound "delightful"